Sep 21 2010

Panda hair!

Published by at 3:42 am under I Don't Get It,Why?!?

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First of all, fight the urge to tell me this hairdo is actually called “skunk hair” because I call it “panda hair” and I run the internet.

These black and white dye jobs can usually be found at the mall or Eastern European nightclubs and are most likely accompanied by orange skin, fake designer sunglasses and a yeast infection.

Owners of this hair would defend themselves by saying something like…

FUK U
MA HAIR IZ DA SHIT
AN U R
JUS JELUS BITCH
<3 MUAH <3

While this a valid argument I’m going to go ahead and respectfully disagree.

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25 comments to “Panda hair!”

  1. Jayon 21 Sep 2010 at 4:06 am

    Terri Nunn knew how to make it work.

    http://www.operagloves.com/Modernstars/TerriNunn/PaulP-DancingInBerlin-front.jpg

    Can’t say the same for the girls in the photos you posted though.

  2. Jeffon 21 Sep 2010 at 6:48 am

    OK, how 2003 is this post?

    It’s like complaining about R Kelly’s “Remix to Ignition” when there wasn’t any original “Ignition”!!!

    Or how about that Matrix Reloaded – wasn’t that just crap!

    Vote for Dean!!

  3. You Just Made My List!on 21 Sep 2010 at 7:33 am

    Jay – OK, I will concede to that, barely.

    Jeff – Um, OK? Your jealousy of my awesomeness is palpable.

  4. Erinon 21 Sep 2010 at 7:52 am

    I always thought “Skunk Hair” was when someone who has white/gray hair growing in from the center part and the rest of the hair is dark? Am I wrong? Those dye jobs are circa 1999 on the two women pictured.

    Listy- The last couple of days have been all about the hair. Is there a hair crisis going on with you?

  5. Jeffon 21 Sep 2010 at 7:58 am

    Amen, Erin. Amen.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 21 Sep 2010 at 8:00 am

    Yeah Jeff, Listy sucks! Oh wait.

  7. Xinaon 21 Sep 2010 at 10:42 am

    Not only have I had this hairstyle, I’ve had it recently. Oh Listy, you’ve shamed me so!

  8. Sarah in Minneapolis; a tributeon 21 Sep 2010 at 11:05 am

    The hair is not good but no worse than how nervous and squinty that poor girl’s expression is. I mean I would be nervous too if a “myspace shot” picture of me photographing myself was going to be put online, but I just wouldn’t take the picture. Just put the camera down Kaitlynn!

  9. Erinon 21 Sep 2010 at 11:11 am

    Sarah in Minneapolis- I almost just spit my lunch out on my desk from laughing so hard! That girl is totally a Kaitlynn and the photo is very Myspacy. Thanks for pointing that out.

  10. kenon 21 Sep 2010 at 1:51 pm

    I wasn’t sure I’d seen this phenomena in the wild and then went to the zoo today with my daughter and saw two fat, Schaumburg-types (people, not animals) sporting this style. Looked really bad.

  11. pigdooron 21 Sep 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Did’nt Ozzy Osbourne Have this kinda thing happenin a while ago?

  12. You Just Made My List!on 21 Sep 2010 at 2:32 pm

    Oh Xina, I still love you.

    Ken – According to Jeff you must have been at the zoo in 2003.

  13. utter_scoundrelon 21 Sep 2010 at 2:43 pm

    That’s so Raven.

  14. pigdooron 21 Sep 2010 at 4:02 pm

    Another show The Diaper Dude is probably familiar with.

  15. Alessaon 21 Sep 2010 at 6:07 pm

    It’s really more of a Scene Kid thing than a walking-carrot-at-the-beach thing. Either way, yes, it looks fucking retarded.

  16. SanFranon 21 Sep 2010 at 8:13 pm

    I first saw this hair “style” in person in the exact place you speak of: an Eastern European nightclub. Specifically, a nightclub in Prague. My reaction today is the same as it was back then: “I guess she lost a bet”

  17. BeLLon 22 Sep 2010 at 12:33 am

    I’ve come to realize that fashion in general (hair, clothing, etc.) is 50% “style” and 50% “let’s see what kind of ridiculous ass shit we can get away with this year”. Seriously, I’ve seen ads in the Sunday circulars that look some of these girls and guys just combed their hair with a Pork Chop! But it’s all good cause it’s “fashion”, right? Well, I call Bullshit. 😛

  18. T.J.on 22 Sep 2010 at 12:49 pm

    I’m kinda tired of this,too. Pick a hair color and stick with it. And this is coming from a guy who’s been bald since 2002.

  19. ffafon 22 Sep 2010 at 2:45 pm

    The girl on the right is hot, you’re all in denial…..there, I said it.

  20. Pessimysticon 23 Sep 2010 at 6:11 pm

    ffaf – She might be….might be hot. But you and I both know that if that girl would open her mouth and express her opinions on “is Cosmo right that you like me to breathe sideways on your schlonson” or “does my cat Mitzy look sick” or better “i’m politically active.” Well after that, Senor Schlonson will be begging you to run away.

    You can always wear earplugs tho. Good luck!

  21. Rachelon 09 Aug 2011 at 3:28 am

    how much of a dumb shit can you be? the girl yyou have on this website is a friend of mine and im pretty sure you can get in a load of trouble by stealing pictures that are not you and other ones without permission from that person. come on now the only reason you would say that is because you have low self esteem and zero friend just your little face book ones. grow up and get a life.

  22. You Just Made My List!on 09 Aug 2011 at 7:34 am

    Rachel – What kind of a friend let’s another friend look like a fucking Oreo cookie? You are a bad friend and a bad person, Rachel. Bad bad bad. I’ll have you know, missy, that I have more than zero friend. In fact, I have 3, so suck it!

  23. sarahon 06 Aug 2012 at 4:37 am

    1. She looks cute, obviously my opinion you don’t have to like it.
    2. She’s expressing herself, the only difference between her and you, is that shes not sitting behind a computer hating on people.
    3. Reading this “blog” was 5 minutes of my life that I will never get back.
    4. You should really stop judging people, just like I do not judge you for: Having fucked up priorities, Judging, bullying, or trying to take your opinion and assumptions to be-little something that you don’t agree with. Try and base your argument on the fact that someone with that hair cut obviously ALL can’t have yeast infections, they do not ALL talk in? text talk? “I don’t even know what to call that explanation up there, that you did very well by the way”. Not to exclude that ALL of them are not as dumb as your portraying… you really should be ashamed about how childish you sound.
    5. Done with this.

  24. You Just Made My List!on 06 Aug 2012 at 12:46 pm

    Sarah

    1) So let me understand this, you are allowed to share opinions, as wrong as they are, on the internet but for some reason you do not extend that same privilege to me? More on that later.

    2) Really? You really went with the “you are a loser who sits behind a computer” insult? I would realistically guess that you are easily the 1000th person to make that sad and uninspired comment on this site. Why are you so comfortable with being average and predicable? You would be so mad if you saw what my actual life was like, that’s all I’ll say about that.

    3) I’m not sure why you felt the need to put the word blog in quotes, I mean it is technically a blog. The real question is why did it take you 5 minutes to read 5 sentences? That’s a full minute per sentence! Maybe all that hair dye has seeped into your brain.

    4) Again, one of my favorite responses on this “BLOG,” the classic “don’t judge and insult other people” told in the form of a judgmental insult. Good lord, Americans love hypocrisy! You know what, fucking grow up and learn that in life there are going to be people who do not share your opinion about things you love, like panda hair. You should feel free to share your opinion on why panda hair is so awesome, but to share your opinion at the exact same time that you are telling me sharing opinions is bad is so fucking stupid it makes me want to punch an actual panda in its cute face. The world is filled with opinions, get over it and stop acting so high and mighty you fucking hypocrite. I guarantee in your own life you and your panda friends sit around and make fun of things you don’t like, so maybe you shouldn’t be so upset when others do the same, especially when someone like me does it so unbelievably well. I hate hypocrites.

    5) Oh Sarah, acting like you don’t care when clearly you CARE SO MUCH is just silly.

  25. blablaon 20 Dec 2012 at 4:32 am

    Panda hair !! Sounds great! even better than skunk hair.

    I kinda like the left hair from the pic.. yeah I know I will take a big risk at looking like a oreo coockie haha ( I never have tasted one too bad ),but i don’t mind I’m still young I just want to try out some different hairstyles.

    where I come from people don’t mind us wearing what we like to wear we have all kind of people in the city’s who walk with proud with their looks.

    Oh and I don’t have a orange skin, fake designer sunglasses or a yeast infection.

    Why would I have that I only wanna have hair like that ??? just curious because I don’t understand that part… do people that you have met have always have that and talk like that >.<
    I also have had a lot of other hair styles… I'm just trying out some things.

    Why do you care so much about people's hair ? what happened to you or do you just don't like it that people try new things in life, you know people change trough time also clothing will change with it. it's not something that brings world peace or a big change in the world but it does make people happier to have the choice of wearing the clothes in which they feel good and also the same with hair to go trough every day.
    Even if you think it looks stupid ,that can be a different feeling for that person. No person is the same of course.