Oct 27 2010

Nadia Giosia and and her Bitchin’ Kitchen!

Published by at 3:26 am under Sucky TV

Nadia Giosia nude, Nadia G. topless, bitchin kitchen

Guy Fieri… meet the female you. Wait, the female you is actually you. Um… meet a more attractive female you.

Only a few short hours ago I thought there was only one annoying, rockabilly, Swingers, loud, 1995, talentless, douchebag, rocker chef in the world. I will refer to that time of my life as “the good old days.”

Everyone, meet Nadia G, I’m sure you will be hearing a lot about her in the pages of this worthless waste-of-time I call my website.

How can I describe this bore? Mix a pound of Andrew Dice Clay with a pound of Guy Fieri and a cup of Joey from Friends. Stir in some Kat Von D, a pinch of Gwen Stefani and mix until it makes you want to rip your own face off. Words can not begin to describe how much I hate this woman and her two-bit, cartoonish Goodfellas persona!

Try to sit through this entire two minute segment without cutting your sack off, pulling it over your head and suffocating yourself.

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195 comments so far

195 comments to “Nadia Giosia and and her Bitchin’ Kitchen!”

  1. You Just Made My List!on 04 Mar 2012 at 12:07 pm

    Bryan – I think YOU’RE pissed because you don’t know the fucking difference between YOUR and YOU’RE. Why are you so dumb? Maybe it’s the TV you watch.

    Pinkstrapon – How is Googling her going to prove to me that she’s hot or has a real accent? My opinion of this dipshit is rock solid. I’ll stick to Googling myself.

  2. pinkSTRAPonon 04 Mar 2012 at 4:10 pm

    LOL I love that twist! I’ve decided to use it- hope you don’t mind.

    But seriously- google Nigella, click on videos, and watch. She is sooooooooo hot! Her cooking show is like porn for foodies.

  3. pinkSTRAPonon 04 Mar 2012 at 4:11 pm

    (full name Nigella Lawson)

  4. bryanon 18 Mar 2012 at 4:13 am

    Hey list BOY, whats the matter GUT ya Pantys in a twist.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 18 Mar 2012 at 5:21 am

    Bryan – Not until I saw the way you butchered the English language. By the way, it’s “List MAN” you dickhole.

  6. anonymouson 20 Mar 2012 at 6:38 pm

    you guys are frickin morons nadia is the most hottest chef i have ever seen so fuck you you bastards

  7. anonymouson 20 Mar 2012 at 6:41 pm

    i mean sure her accent is annoying but that doesnt mean she isnt hot

  8. You Just Made My List!on 22 Mar 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Anonymous – I would point out the irony of your comments but I’m fairly sure if I used the word “irony” you would think I was talking about that hot thing that takes wrinkles out of clothing.

  9. John Doeon 29 Mar 2012 at 11:10 am

    Nadia Keep doing what ur doing ur Hotttt

  10. You Just Made My List!on 29 Mar 2012 at 3:59 pm

    Mr. Doe – Stop duin wat ur duin to da english languageeee

  11. kordaon 06 Apr 2012 at 12:05 am

    Now..i understand everyone can have their own opinion.. you all dislike the show.. I get that part… And you think that tearing apart people who like the show ..is fun …

    so saying that a character on tv who acts different from their true self is grounds for ridicule.. I’d like to remind you of a very VERY well known comedian..there ‘act’ is truly an ACT. Larry the cable guy…have you seen interviews of him. At home??? He not only changes his appearance when He does ‘Larry’ but his Voice too

    Now as a NJ resident, who used to work in NY, Nadia’s accent is not Brooklyn style, or even Long Island… How she uses her accent..that may be excatly what a Russian/Italian who resides in a French neighborhood in Quebec sounds like….and if its not her voice…READ THE ABOVE PARAGRAPH again

    I actually enjoy watching the show… It’s like a guilty pleasure… I laugh at how it is put together..it is totally a comedy, with cooking show intertwined.. and if you don’t like it…well you. Just aren’t funny

  12. You Just Made My List!on 06 Apr 2012 at 1:33 pm

    Korda – I totally agree, Nadia Giosia is EXACTLY as funny as Larry the Cable Guy.

  13. Sashaon 12 Apr 2012 at 12:06 pm

    It is just my opinion. I have traveled and lived throughout Europe and on my opinion this accent is not Italian. It sounds like from a former USSR republic. Also it is absolutely fake and too exaggerated. And the whole thing is grotesque, definitely not lady like, somehow contrasts with the beautiful Nadia.

  14. SuzyQon 15 Apr 2012 at 8:05 pm

    OMG! This is a cooking show…I give her credit for going after that Biker audience. People! there is something out there on the cooking channel for everybody, if you don’t like it, don’t watch it! I think it’s refreshing, and I don’t care how her accent sounds like. It’s funny and I guess I just don’t take things so seriously…..You all need to relax
    And take a chill pill! WHATEVER……Maybe there’s a few of us out there that has a little dark side like you Nadia!
    Go for it!

  15. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2012 at 9:44 pm

    Suzy – Sadly there isn’t something out there for everyone, it’s pretty much just drivel for idiots.

  16. Scumby Gon 29 Apr 2012 at 6:05 pm

    Hey! Cook me pot pie:P

  17. jj flankson 21 Jun 2012 at 1:12 pm

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwhhhhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  18. noodleon 08 Jul 2012 at 2:16 am

    I dont know how i found this site but you guys are pathetic. You don’t have anything else in yr poor lives but talk crap about this girl? The accent is clearly fake and that adds some humor to the show. Maybe you all need to lighten up a bit and if the show makes you wanna do all that stuff with yr sack( weird) then don’t watch it, no ones forcing you.

  19. You Just Made My List!on 08 Jul 2012 at 5:48 pm

    Noodle – You know what is truly pathetic? The fact that you are too stupid (lazy?) to type “your.”

  20. Saraon 12 Aug 2012 at 9:16 pm

    You guys have no reason to be mean to her i mean i would cuss at you u guys ar the jerks and go to hel* you idiot she is great and you dont even know dont judge her

  21. You Just Made My List!on 12 Aug 2012 at 10:42 pm

    Sara – Learn how to write like an adult and maybe somebody will give a shit about the nonsense you are spewing. Seriously, why do you choose to sound like a fucking idiot? I weep for the future of this planet.

  22. Toxic Saunaon 19 Aug 2012 at 11:14 pm

    OP’s unoriginality is startling.

  23. You Just Made My List!on 20 Aug 2012 at 5:04 am

    God I hate people who use “forum” terms like “OP.” Douche.

  24. bobfrompipson 22 Aug 2012 at 9:25 pm

    Nothing like a Canuck trying to be a mob bitch from Brooklyn…She sucks. Maybe if she did the show naked I would watch,,,MAYBE.

  25. Jean con 31 Aug 2012 at 4:58 pm

    Wow. I bet if it was left up to you we’d all be goose stepping down the avenue with lightening bolts on our collars and our right hands held high in salute to you. Your very narrow minded and it seems to me that if something doesn’t pass your aprooval than its “no good for any of us”. Am I getting it right? Your not too bright are you? It would appear that you have the personality of a tumbleweed (that would be a weed that tumbles and by the way they’re ok with me too). The bottom line is that she’s good at what she dose. She’s very talented and has a great deal of culinary knowledge. She’s also very nice to watch. Keep up the good work Nads and I’ll keep watching. Never mind what this poser thinks.

  26. You Just Made My List!on 31 Aug 2012 at 5:28 pm

    Jean – Look at you, with your big scholarly comparison of me to the Nazis (insert slow clap here).

    So let’s see how this works, dummy… I share my opinion about something I dislike and I’m a Nazi but when YOU share your disapproval of something you hate (i.e. me) you are not a Nazi? Brilliant. I hate how dumb you are. There is no truer sign of stupidity than hypocrisy.

  27. Jean con 31 Aug 2012 at 6:24 pm

    I never said I hated you buddy that’s just the conclusion that you have come up with. Remember it’s not what you say but how you say it and in this case it has everything to do with how you press your point upon the people that view your little blog however in your defence( of which I’m sure you don’t need my aid) half of the blame lies with us for tuning in to see what ” hypocrisies ” YOU have written this time. It’s all very amusing really. Of corse you have to agree that you have put yourself out there to be ridiculed by presenting your opinions in a pubic forum. Come to think of it that’s exactly what Nadia has done. In my opinion she has done a great job so far and I hope she will continue to do so. She’s still rockin man. She’s obviously doing something right and deserves some recognition. Incidentally I think that you are doing a great job as well but please don’t let that go to your head. You create controversy and stir opinions in people. However when we respond with our own in return it seems to diplease you. Greatly in fact. I could be wrong but that’s how it looks to me. You should go back and re-read some of the crapy things you say to people and all for airing their own opinions just like you. I’m sure your a very pleasant guy in person but sometimes you can be real dick dude. We’re all entitled to our own opinions. None are any more or less important than another. Keep up the good work and I’ll keep reading

  28. You Just Made My List!on 31 Aug 2012 at 6:37 pm

    Gee, I wonder how I came to conclusion that you hated me when you compared me to Hitler, that guy who exterminated 6,000,000 human beings. Perhaps you are just sort of annoyed by him, I don’t know.

    I will just say this, to assume she is “obviously doing something right” because she is on basic cable is like saying Snooki is doing something right for the same reason. Being popular in pop culture has nothing to do with doing ANYTHING right, in fact it usually means the exact opposite.

  29. Jean con 31 Aug 2012 at 7:28 pm

    You know back in 2010 when this particular blog started you seemed almost approachable but as the months have past you’ve become more and more jaded. Perhaps you should take a break. Maybe hand it over to an intern for a while. Go back and read some of the crap you written. Its pretty funny. Your funny Listy. Can I call you Listy?
    You called a guy a douche because he used a term you don’t like for cryin out loud
    You try to belittle people for not using the “English language” properly to your high standards.
    What’s the big deal list Boy? Let it go!
    I don’t hate you. I love you. We all do.
    Don’t we guys

  30. Jean con 31 Aug 2012 at 7:30 pm

    Guys????

  31. Jean con 01 Sep 2012 at 9:15 am

    Dear Listy,
    Yeah I’d have to agree with you on the whole Snookie thing. I too am amazed at the level of popularity that she has built up but the fact is that she HAS done something right as well. Christ Listy, people tune in to watch.
    When a person can go on television (basic cable or otherwise, it doesn’t matter which) and grab people’s attention for a half an hour at a time, several times a week than said peron is in fact doing something right. AT THIS POINT the quality of the performance doesn’t matter.
    The reference to the Nazis earlier was actually a pretty simple one but your narrow minds point of view blocked the obviouspoint I was trying to make which was this. Who cares about the way someone looks, talks and/or acts. We shouldnt blame people for benefiting from the gifts that have been given to them. But you know who did believe in those practices? That’s right Listy, the Nazis.
    So to summarize, I am not now nor have I ever called you a Nazi. What I am trying to say is that there are a lot of similarities in you point of view and theirs. But that’s the beautiful thing about this place we live in. We can all have an opinion and disscuss them freely without fear of reprisal. Oh and one more thing…
    NADIA G ROCKS DA HOUSE! Whoop, whoop, whoop!!!!

  32. Disgustedon 05 Dec 2012 at 8:57 pm

    Omg….can someone take her off the air. Hate it…..

  33. Angieon 06 Dec 2012 at 7:12 pm

    I cannot stand this girl!!!!! WTF is wrong with the cooking channel (which I love)???? Shes the most annoying pointless bunch of fake bullarky I’ve ever seen—- glad I’m not the only one.

  34. Shannonon 13 Dec 2012 at 12:41 pm

    I cant believe enough people watch this drag queen to keep him..oh I mean her.. on the air. Man she is so badass I wish I could be just like her! – said nobody ever.

  35. Ajaon 07 Apr 2013 at 9:52 pm

    By the time I got to the end of the comments I had forgotten what I came to the website for…Oh that’s right, to read an opinion expressing the dislike for a certain cook. I’m assuming -being this is my first time encountering this site- that’s it’s a blog written by someone who wanted to express his opinion, negative or otherwise, about today’s pop culture. Scrolling down the list, seeing all the outlandishly indignant comments people posted, I realized that it didn’t matter anymore what this woman was doing; people just want to have their opinion on the matter. Some wanted to leave their quick message showing support or extreme disgust; some wanted to berate the original blogger; and some just want to sound intelligent (which I have to admit I am a little guilty of myself…but you can’t really make a valid argument if you sound like an idiot). It just seems like people have taken it too far. I agree that if you can’t stand something, don’t subject yourself to it; but I couldn’t stand this Nadia G person and I didn’t purposely find her show or look her up. I happened to be browsing when I stumbled on her program and after a minute I turned never to think about her again…until she just happened to pop up on an All-Star episode of Chopped. I did, however, purposely locate this website to read the negative opinions of her. I don’t hate her, just wanted to know I wasn’t alone. Maybe find a good alternative. I assume that others have done the same: stumbled on the program or this blog, and you could’ve taken it or left it. So for those who made it a point to comment on this blog with a angry message for the blogger: one, please check your spelling and grammar because it takes less than a minute; and two, dial it back or just continue to enjoy your show because nobody is stopping you.

    Thank you
    P.S. And for those who will look at this post and think what a douche, so be it…but I’m actually a douchette.
    Oh, and for what you have to do to be in the populist’s favor now and days, who would want to subject themselves to that?

  36. KidJesuson 01 May 2013 at 1:37 pm

    Oh. My. God. Some of the people that commented here make me fear for the future of mankind.

    I applaud you, sir, for your tireless effort to put these people in their place.

  37. You Just Made My List!on 01 May 2013 at 2:12 pm

    I am truly incredible.

  38. Nads Greatest Fanon 23 Sep 2013 at 5:11 pm

    What is it with you guys? Nads is good entertainment and she cooks. If she needs a husband then I am her man. Here in the UK we need food shows that entertain as well as inspire. Get off her back and try cooking like her instead………… you might like it you nerrrdzz!!!!!!!!

  39. Pipon 30 Sep 2013 at 7:36 pm

    I’m from the UK and unfortunately her shitty show has recently made it over here.
    I honestly cannot think of another tv personality that makes me want to punch them in the face…hard, but she really does cut the mustard.
    I hope her ratings drop and her show is axed so I don’t even have to skip past her channel for even a mere second and sick up in my mouth and then swallow it again.
    Nasty

  40. Tonyon 27 Oct 2013 at 1:09 pm

    Shush guys, she is really funny, sexy & can cook – i bet half of you are fapping over her anyway!!

  41. You Just Made My List!on 27 Oct 2013 at 9:36 pm

    Just curious how you know she can cook. Has she personally cooked for you?

    P.S. I would rather “fap” to Dick Cheney.

    P.P.S. I hate the term “fap”

  42. Tonyon 01 Nov 2013 at 1:44 pm

    Lol, no she hasn’t – but i wonder why on the other hand you would prefer to think she cannot!

  43. You Just Made My List!on 01 Nov 2013 at 2:12 pm

    She could be the greatest chef in the world but she would still represent everything that is unholy and annoying with modern “celebrities.”

  44. Tonyon 02 Nov 2013 at 7:15 am

    I just find her more appealing to the eye than Adam Richman!!

  45. Tomon 10 Mar 2014 at 10:49 pm

    All I have to say is Nadia is one gorgeous lady from her sexy eyes down to her sexy feet