Dec 06 2010

Don’t blame me!

Published by at 3:18 am under Why?!?

I’m writing this from my phone because Comcast has decided to ruin everyone’s fun. Apparently Comcast’s internet service is down all over the Midwest. There are a lot of boners that will go un-whacked tonight. So feel free to discuss anything you like. I suggest something like “Do you think Guy Fieri wears sunglasses on the back of his fat sweaty head to cover up an underdeveloped twin?”

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13 comments to “Don’t blame me!”

  1. Jim Joneson 06 Dec 2010 at 6:53 am

    First off fuck wintertime and fuck snow! Secondly I think that Guy Fieri is the undeveloped twin, he ate the good twin! Now that’s some money.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 06 Dec 2010 at 8:26 am

    Jim – This is a GREAT theory!

  3. Diss Contenton 06 Dec 2010 at 2:47 pm

    The Federal ‘Truth in Labeling’ laws should require that when they call you Chef – you make people food, when they call you Saucier – you make people sauces and when they call you Fieri – you make people puke.

  4. Joeon 06 Dec 2010 at 4:32 pm

    You don’t have an email address so I’ll write my note to you here. I’ve spent the past three days in bed with pneumonia and have read your entire blog (comments and all) from beginning to end. It’s been the only bright spot in my miserable existence. Only you made me laugh out loud to the extent that I went into paroxysms of coughing which made the whites of my eyes bleed. Fucker.

  5. JulieJulieJulieon 06 Dec 2010 at 5:47 pm

    Listy – I think you should have a contest like the one Dan Savage had a few years back re: Santorum (PA’s homophobic former Senator).

    http://www.spreadingsantorum.com

    What could it mean when you say you’re “Fieri-ing” or that you have a “Fieri”.

    Unfortunately, I can’t think of anything uber revolting/disgusting that would capture what a Fieri is, but I bet some of the people who follow this blog does.

    Maybe if you get lucky, it will become a catchword like Santorum is! 🙂 Julie

  6. You Just Made My List!on 06 Dec 2010 at 10:27 pm

    Joe – I am better than Jesus.

    Julie – Santorum is such an assfuckdickshitcockshit. I guess a Fieri would have to be something like sucking your own jizz out of the bloomin’ onion you just fucked while listening to the Stray Cats. Or maybe something like licking to poo off of the sunglasses you just pulled out of your own ass.

  7. elgation 06 Dec 2010 at 11:48 pm

    Actually, a Fieri should be something more dumb, sophmoric and unintentional; like when you use the wrong lube and it ends up burning your penis.

    Speaking of garbage being hurled at us by media conglomerates, I guess Hollywood will leave no childhood memory un-raped:
    http://www.smurfhappens.com/

    Oh, and they’re in NY too. How fucking original!

  8. You Just Made My List!on 06 Dec 2010 at 11:49 pm

    I smurfing hate the Smurfs.

  9. leson 07 Dec 2010 at 12:22 am

    Has anyone figured out why this asshole changed his name from “Ferry” to “Fieri”, but he himself and others on the food network call him Fietti? I know I’m beating a dead horse with this, but I still can’t find any explanation….

  10. kenon 07 Dec 2010 at 1:44 am

    Oh, c’mon Listy, you used to LOVE the Stray Cats!

  11. You Just Made My List!on 07 Dec 2010 at 7:50 am

    Ken – Exactly, USED TO. Also, I was 12 years old and it was 1982.

  12. Joeon 09 Dec 2010 at 5:25 pm

    Les, if you were a straight young man named “Ferry” how do you think that would inform your own feelings of manhood? Never mind the taunting.

  13. eddkatzon 13 Dec 2010 at 11:33 am

    Les,

    He did it to make him more palatable (pun intended).

    It’s like calling an “asshole” an “anus” -it’s more socially acceptable.