Jan 06 2011

Shirtless men and pregnant women!

Published by at 3:33 am under I Don't Get It

Maternity & Pregnancy Photography

I think I’m going to be sick.




BONUS GALLERY!
At least these douchebags kept their shirts on. Does it really make a difference?

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24 comments so far

24 comments to “Shirtless men and pregnant women!”

  1. Piggdooron 06 Jan 2011 at 6:58 am

    I don’t like either of those things separately either…is that too many eithers?

  2. Joshon 06 Jan 2011 at 7:04 am

    i had no idea that these existed. ew.

  3. Jeromeon 06 Jan 2011 at 8:14 am

    Chick A in gallery 2 is kinda hot. Wish I would have knocked her up at a trade show so her douchebag husband could make that pregoshot.

  4. Benon 06 Jan 2011 at 8:23 am

    Gross… I hate it when people put this shit on facebook.

  5. bitter to the very endon 06 Jan 2011 at 9:50 am

    Let me be clear that this comment does not pertain to the whole naked pregnant couple photoshoot thing (even though it’s stupid and gross). It pertains to you in general. Every time I read you’re posts, and sadly, I think I’ve almost made my way through your entire website (so now I’ll need to find something else to do with my precious time at work), you really just make my day so much better. You’d probably like it a lot more if I told you you turned it into shit and really pissed me off, you fucking asshole. But no. It find it thrilling and relieving that I am not alone in the fact that most shit on this earth is genuinely fucking stupid, and someone else shares this sentiment, and says it. On the internet no less!! When I found your blog, I felt like a lost puppy who had found its home…and then right as it was running up to the front door to be greeted by its new perfect happy family, got hit by a car. But really, you are my cynical idol. And for that I thank you. Now fuck off.

  6. saraon 06 Jan 2011 at 10:06 am

    I’ll see your shirtless and raise you a NAKED!
    http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2009/06/06/hes-having-a-baby/

  7. Diss Contenton 06 Jan 2011 at 10:55 am

    Great, now everyone will be an Abercrombie & Fitch model for 15 minutes.

    Strange though, I always thought you would need at least one testicle to get a woman in such a condition. Sperm bank customers perhaps?

  8. JulieJulieJulieon 06 Jan 2011 at 11:42 am

    My former assistant sent me this picture of her (with her shirt up), her husband kissing her pregnant stomach — AND their three children frolicking around them.

    I’m going to blame this on the fact that they are Mormon and don’t know any better (she just had baby #5). Oh, she also posted on FB pictures of her giving birth (because, she said “the miracle of childbirth is so AWESOME [sic]”) so double ew to that one.

    Frankly you can have as many kids as you want but I still prefer to think that the stork delivers them and don’t want to see your glowing, bloated naked belly on full display.

  9. Tommyon 06 Jan 2011 at 3:34 pm

    When I lived in Spain even the pregnant women were unbelievably hot.

  10. SanFranon 06 Jan 2011 at 4:33 pm

    The best pregnant woman series of photos I’ve ever seen were taken by a good friend… Every morning for the duration of the pregnancy, his wife, dressed in black spandex shorts and a sports bra, stood on a mark on the floor. Each morning, he snapped a photo, taking care she rotated about 20ยบ clockwise for each photo. When it was all over, he made an animated gif out of them all. It was honestly pretty damn cool. That was back when animated gifs were pretty new technology.

    Happy New Year, you f’ers!!!

    I’ll be back more often once this damn house renovation project is done.

  11. Jameson 06 Jan 2011 at 5:32 pm

    I just puked on myself.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 06 Jan 2011 at 5:59 pm

    Bitter – I am very awesome. Continue to worship me!

    Sara – Sorry, your comment was flagged as spam. It really should have been flagged as HORRIFYING! I’m pissed I didn’t find that one on my own. Stop being better than me.

    Julie – I hope you fired her.

    SanFran – Welcome back and congrats on finishing your mansion. I can’t wait to stay in the Listy Suite.

  13. mikeon 06 Jan 2011 at 7:08 pm

    Yeah! so glad you finally ranted about this! I’ve told you before Listy, this my most hated Photography fad. it is so wrong.

  14. Nikkion 06 Jan 2011 at 8:59 pm

    Julie knows my pain.
    I live in Mormonville (aka Utah), and one of my neighbors is on baby seven now. They’ve got about 20 photos just like all of these for each of their kids. On their walls.

    Then there are even more pictures of the mother holding their newborn against her naked chest, and pictures of the father holding the newborn against his naked chest…

    I like the idea of taking pictures to show the progress of your pregnancy, but stuff like this is just annoying to me. But I hate the women who post DAILY updates of the size of their stomachs on Facebook more than this.

  15. Ericaon 06 Jan 2011 at 11:44 pm

    Sara – do you think those people in that photo are brother and sister?? I am so skeeved out right now…their spawn must have had gills and extra arms!!!

  16. Creature of Habiton 07 Jan 2011 at 7:16 am

    People do such stupid shit.

    These photos completely gross me out.

  17. Melissaon 07 Jan 2011 at 10:44 am

    Don’t forget this gem. http://www.gossipboulevard.com/2008/06/08/new-pics-of-the-pregnant-man-four-weeks-to-go-until-baby-girl/3971/

  18. Laurenon 08 Jan 2011 at 1:19 am

    I was contemplating kids but this just put me COMPLETELY off the idea!! Just kidding but seriously after Demi graced or grossed the world out with her bare belly and barely covered chest now every rotund belly chick with a baby in it must now hop in front a Annie Lebowitz inspired picture?! Gawd I hope not I have nothing against pregnant women but this shit is not only disgusting and stupid but very arrogant and self serving. We get it you love your growing family and aren’t ashamed of your growing belly but I’ll bet your kids when they see this crap will think otherwise jeeeez!

  19. Janeon 08 Jan 2011 at 11:33 am

    I like image 15, in which the guy is gettin’ himself a handful of the woman’s breasts.

    So if I get knocked up, I can take all the naughty pics I want of my husband groping me, and pass it off as beautiful art that celebrates the “miracle”* of life?

    *Actually, childbearing isn’t a miracle. It’s perfectly natural, which is the opposite of miraculous.

  20. You Just Made My List!on 08 Jan 2011 at 1:42 pm

    Jane – I’m going to start a company where we come out and take beautiful photos of the conception.

  21. Amy Louiseon 10 Jan 2011 at 2:50 am

    Wow there are so many gross people in the world- amazing!

  22. spacenanion 23 Mar 2011 at 3:28 am

    Is it me, or do most of these couples look exactly alike. I’ve noticed that a lot. There are a so many couples that look like brother and sister. Like they are trying to make-out with themselves. That’s always been on my list. It’s just so creepy.

  23. Heidion 21 Jun 2011 at 7:32 pm

    Can I ask how many of the people who left comments are actually parents? Although many of the photographs shown above are truly hideous because the photographer doesn’t know what they are doing, you have a few images that are truly wonderful and I’m sure when the baby grows up, he or she will treasure the photograph. Yup, you guessed it, I’m a photographer. I also understand that different people have different tastes. So if you don’t like the image then don’t have one taken like it. But geez, grow up and quit judging others on how they live their life. Unless, of course, you don’t have one…

  24. You Just Made My List!on 21 Jun 2011 at 8:45 pm

    Heidi – If my parents ever showed me a photo like this, I would immediately put myself up for adoption. How about you grow down a little and stop being so uptight and humorless. It doesn;t take a parent to appreciate how ridiculous and white trash this nonsense is.