Apr 18 2011

Cold Stone Creamery!

Published by at 3:30 am under I Don't Get It

coldstone stone creamery sucks

You know what I like even better than overly-complicated ice cream with tons of shit in it? Overly-complicated ice cream prepared on a dirty table. And if you could make the whole excruciating experience take about 20 minutes, that would be fantastic.

You know what, don’t even use the scoops. Seriously, just get your filthy hands right in there. I want to see my ice cream squeeze between your disgusting fingers like pus flowing from a boil. Fuck it, just throw the whole mess on the floor and stir it up with your penis.

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59 comments to “Cold Stone Creamery!”

  1. You Just Made My List!on 13 Dec 2011 at 3:11 pm

    John – The irony of YOU bitching for an entire paragraph about how others should not bitch is priceless. Not to mention, I’ve never seen anyone become so emotional about their love for Cold Stone Creamery. Jesus Christ dude, maybe try manning up a little. Drink a beer, watch some porn! Oh wait, maybe you are 6-years-old, in which case it’s forgivable to cry about ice cream.

  2. COLD STONE LOVERon 13 May 2012 at 3:19 am

    WOW!! I am reading this shit and all you people say cold stone sucks. GO fuck your self. I work for Cold Stone and i love it to death! And btw # caleb We try are best to make sure its clean. its not easy when you have to help people. ANd its not like your ice cream is touching the shit on the tables. it touchs the stone and only the stone and we have to make sure the spot is clean and nothibng will get in the person ice cream that they dont want. Come to the Cold Stone in COLORADO off of 120th and washington store number 1017 and we will show you a great time in the store to nmake you always wanna come back!

  3. You Just Made My List!on 13 May 2012 at 4:29 pm

    Cold Stoner – I’m surprised by your butchering of the English language that you were actually able to read my post at all. Three cheers for small accomplishments!

  4. Benon 15 May 2012 at 1:33 pm

    I’m so glad that dumbass people keep sending you hate mail and you keep replying to old posts! It makes it worthwhile to come back and have another look at everything.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 15 May 2012 at 2:36 pm

    Ben – I am awesome.

  6. jessieon 25 May 2012 at 11:52 pm

    This is a poor excuse for a stone! A cold stone and that is the worst stone I have ever seen I am so sorry that your ice cream was made on that. at the store that i work at we have way better stone conditions than that

  7. IrishLuvon 04 Jun 2012 at 3:51 pm

    I love coldstone and Irish dancing!!

  8. Kellieon 19 May 2013 at 4:48 pm

    Thank you so much for the warning Listy. I’ll never get ice cream from Cold Stone after I saw that picture!!!!

  9. Sydneyon 19 Aug 2013 at 6:29 pm

    Wow, I work at cold stone, and our stone is clean, and we don’t sing! Not all cold stones are like this.