Apr 21 2011

Dr. Ted Leon and his inappropriate enthusiasm for diabetes testing devices!

Published by at 3:13 am under I Don't Get It,Sucky TV

Dr. Ted Leon creepy Diabetes Club commercial

I am fairly certain Dr. Ted Leon is getting a blowjob just off camera in this commercial because nobody should ever look that happy, ever. In fact, you really shouldn’t even be making that face while getting a blowjob! I prefer the angry look, the one where you look like you are pissed at the person servicing you. I sometimes even shake my head in disgust. It’s the same look I use while air-drumming to Rush songs. I used this facial expression once when I went to a store on a Sunday and it was closed. People still close up shop on Sundays (blowjob face)?

Give me the cranky antics and mispronunciations of Wilford Brimley any day over this grinning rube. Awwwwww, does it hurt your little finger to test your glucose levels? WHAM! Punch in the mouth from Wilford, you sissy! Mr. Brimley will literally stare at you until your “dia-beat-is” squeezes out your butt and runs away in tears. Wilford Brimley will reach down your throat with his big, elephant hoof hands, that smell like mustache and Scotch, and yank the diabetes right out through your mouth, you fucking Mary.

Obviously I have a great understanding of diabetes.


Be Sociable, Share!

25 comments so far

25 comments to “Dr. Ted Leon and his inappropriate enthusiasm for diabetes testing devices!”

  1. PoodlesRuleon 21 Apr 2011 at 7:48 am


  2. saraon 21 Apr 2011 at 8:07 am

    ooooh mercy. that dead on wilford brimley description left me quivering with giggles, I told the tattle tale in the cubical next to me I was crying.

    Honest though what’s up with those hands?!? I could imagine him tousling a young whipper snapper’s hair and his “elephant hoofs” would envelope the childs head

  3. saraon 21 Apr 2011 at 8:12 am

    I have also resolved to call every person who pisses me off today a “fucking mary”

    You know Listy realy helps me with my anger….and by that I mean how to more ANGRILY express myself. I’m glad that 9 year old girl found you so early in her life. I haven’t been utilizing my anger properly for years! This is like therapy

  4. Lawrenceon 21 Apr 2011 at 8:42 am

    You know, I was just making fun of this dude the other day for the same reason.

    He’s so damn happy. For a second, I felt like I was missing out on some good time by not having diabetes.

  5. LG Chickon 21 Apr 2011 at 10:31 am

    Yea, Lawr, this guy definitely makes diabetes sounds like loads of fun. His googly eyes remind me of Steven Merchant. I could never go to him as a patient. He would be telling me something serious, and I’d be laughing in his face, and pointing to his eyes. I’d be kicked out of the office. Yea, Listy, good thing I don’t have diabetes either.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 21 Apr 2011 at 1:38 pm

    Man, Charlene sure has been embedding a lot of uncredited youtube videos lately. She likes to live on the edge!

  7. Diss Contenton 21 Apr 2011 at 2:24 pm

    I also see that the Earth saving TP has been awarded to a contestant on her Facebook page.

    But the multitude of comments spawned from this site slays me none the less and I think those individuals (you know who you are) deserve a little e-parade.


    YJMML Hymn
    From the realm of new deodorants,
    to a contest for Tee Pee.
    They will post a message secretly,
    for the world wide web to see.

    Should unwitting people blunder there,
    just to see crap from Charlene.
    They will find the comments filled with love,
    from creative Listerines.

  8. LG Chickon 21 Apr 2011 at 2:34 pm

    Yo, Diss! You funny.

  9. Audreyon 21 Apr 2011 at 2:38 pm

    God, I’m so happy I’ve found this website. Hilarious, no surprise.

  10. saraon 21 Apr 2011 at 3:29 pm

    I’m a Listerine!

  11. heydaveon 21 Apr 2011 at 3:32 pm

    What is up with that “uh…’tention” opening?

    Did you go and redub that shit or did I miss it on late night teevee?

  12. calebon 21 Apr 2011 at 4:15 pm

    my favorite Onion headline ever – http://www.theonion.com/articles/shotgun-blast-to-abdomen-just-pisses-wilford-briml,9512/

  13. Jessicaon 21 Apr 2011 at 4:21 pm

    He looks like the scene in “Who Framed Roger Rabbit” when Christopher Lloyd loses his shit.

  14. JessKon 21 Apr 2011 at 4:53 pm

    You could probably do twenty separate posts about all the crazy diabetes commercials. My favorite TV channel is Retro TV and they just play old shows so all of the commercials are either for life insurance, some sort of class action drug lawsuit, or diabetes/Hoveround wheelchairs/other old person medical supplies.

    What gets me about this commercial is that it starts out hilariously with the overly dramatic guy with strange facial hair but then BAM! Total weirdo out of nowhere. Way to ruin it.

  15. Paul from Saint Paulon 21 Apr 2011 at 6:05 pm

    Wilford Brimley, angry and armed with an ax:


    If he is a method actor, I’d really like to know what he was using for that scene.

  16. LG Chickon 21 Apr 2011 at 6:32 pm

    Paul – whoa, wow. That clip has me speechless…

  17. Ericaon 21 Apr 2011 at 9:30 pm

    OK, the bigger issue here is that the commercial was made by blazing, unapologetic bigot! Why only the black people and the fat white lady with the crazy Marty Feldman eye? Ugh, why cant they get that one Jonas brother that has the diabetes?? He is probably locked up in Dr. Leon’s basement right now drinking his own urine and brushing his hair with a rake.

  18. SuperSluton 22 Apr 2011 at 2:43 am

    who’s Charlene and when do i get my free toilet paper? we’re running low and i forsee a Mexican stand-off between me and the roommate.

    also, i would like to take credit for coining the term “Listerine” and collect my royalties now.

    ok, thanks…

  19. Jessicaon 22 Apr 2011 at 11:53 am

    Erica- Probably because, statistically, fat people and black people have higher instances of diabetes than anyone else and that Jonas kid already has a commercial with a different company which means he is contracted to represent them and only them.

    Urine and basement dwelling aside, if you aren’t fat or black then you aren’t the target audience. Kind of like all the commercials during judge shows Maury are for community colleges and state minimum insurances. The target audience is poor white trash.

  20. icecycle66on 22 Apr 2011 at 1:41 pm

    After 10 months the U.S. Government has unblocked your website.

    Did I miss anything good?

  21. Lawrenceon 22 Apr 2011 at 2:11 pm


    Yes…yes you did.

  22. LG Chickon 22 Apr 2011 at 2:53 pm

    icecycle66, I hope you brought your readers. You have a lot of catching up to do.

  23. kiddaon 22 Apr 2011 at 6:43 pm

    Quite drunk, didn’t read anything but did you photoshop those eyes and “smile” on him? I hope so but if not I’m glad I’ve been drinking and will soon pass out, otherwise I’d be scared!

  24. LG Chickon 28 Apr 2011 at 10:08 am

    Dude, what’s up? Vacation?
    Is your finger hurting? Just kidding. I’m wondering where you are.

  25. Melissaon 02 May 2011 at 11:25 am

    Smile with you eyes my friend. Tyra would be proud. The white chick looks like cookie monster.