May 10 2011

I’m Awesome!

Published by at 10:29 pm under Awesome!

I just wanted to remind everyone that I’m still fucking awesome! I’m going to try to write something this week about the future of this site. Stop crying about it!

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    51 comments to “I’m Awesome!”

    1. Aka kevinnon 10 May 2011 at 10:49 pm

      Make a forum bout graffiti or longboarding u know the long skate boards

    2. LG Chickon 11 May 2011 at 12:23 am

      Hey, watch it! Your fans love you, dude! You know that! We know that you are still freaking awesome! We just get a little impatient that’s all.
      I’m glad we irked you into posting something…
      Sending you much love.

    3. Nikkion 11 May 2011 at 10:17 am

      The future of this site? That sentence makes me nervous! We do love you!

    4. Benon 12 May 2011 at 7:22 am

      LOL! I just won Charlene’s TP Contest as contestant Brenda Dorian. Only problem is I’m from Canada and I think it’s open to US residents only. Who would like to receive this magnificent prize?

    5. You Just Made My List!on 12 May 2011 at 7:56 am

      Ben – CONGRATULATIONS! I’m sorry you will not be able to smear your shit all over Charlene’s lovely toilet paper, but as she says “Rules, gotta have them.”

      She’s so racist against Canadians! You should sue her ass.

      This is the best news I will hear all day… Thank you Ben.

    6. LG Chickon 12 May 2011 at 9:27 am

      Yea, Ben, that is shit-tastic!

    7. SanFranon 12 May 2011 at 10:58 am

      My lower lip is quivering with emotion, yet I feel a deep ache in my loins.

      To quote Carly Simon: “Anticipation… is makin’ me late, is keepin’ me waiting…”

    8. Benon 12 May 2011 at 11:24 am

      According to Charlene’s email, I have until Saturday night to email her with my mailing address so she can notify Scott Naturals to send me my prize pack!!

      Since I can’t claim my prize all the way up in Canada, I think that Listy should open up a contest to his loyal readers that would like to smear their shit all over Charlene’s lovely toilet paper. Here’s my suggestion:

      Leave a comment about this post; US entrants welcome. Include your name and email in the appropriate fields so Listy can contact you if you win. Once Listy has randomly picked a winner, I will forward Charlene’s email to Listy so that he may forward it to the great victor who will need to reply to Charlene before Saturday night using the name Brenda Dorian.

    9. icecycle66on 12 May 2011 at 12:53 pm

      Sue her ass so hard you break through to her vag.

    10. Diss Contenton 12 May 2011 at 9:04 pm

      Here’s a sampling Ben,

      There are several places one could use as a ruse for the toilet paper delivery.

      Of course Ms. Dorian could be from the Corn Hole or is that Corn Belt? Anyway, here is an address:

      10401 Hwy 6
      Lincoln, NE 68517

      This is actually the site of the OTC, Novartis Consumer Health Company widely known by their trademarked name of ‘ex-lax’.

      Or you could use,

      505 29th St
      Newport Beach, CA 92663

      as this is a residential treatment center for bulimia.

      Perhaps,

      401 North Lake St
      Neenah, WI 54956

      would be more apropos as this is the HQ where ‘Depends’ are produced for a grateful nation. Well that’s all I got.

    11. ffafon 13 May 2011 at 1:12 am

      Charlene is certain to catch on. Don’t think for a minute that she doesn’t read every genius word posted on here by listy and his loyal army of readers.

    12. Seanon 13 May 2011 at 9:49 am

      Are you guys still going on about this Christine nonsense? Jesus, let it go.

    13. LG Chickon 13 May 2011 at 9:52 am

      I’m very content to continue to torture Charlene, Listy. Bring it on. We Listerines will do your bidding.

    14. You Just Made My List!on 13 May 2011 at 9:54 am

      Who is Christine? Stop talking about Christine already!

    15. saraon 13 May 2011 at 10:51 am

      is there anyway to find out where Charlene lives and TP her home with her own product placement?

    16. Benon 13 May 2011 at 11:24 am

      If nobody wants to claim this prize I will most likely send it to Ex-Lax. Thanks for those wonderfully à propos suggestions Diss Content.

    17. wizdumb™on 14 May 2011 at 12:28 am

      I am by no means a regular, but my mood is always immediately upgraded after reading your posts. Keep it it up.

    18. poodlesruleon 14 May 2011 at 6:05 am

      It’s too late, I’m tired….thus this isn’t funny. However, I was thinking it might be nice to just have the TP sent to a shelter of your choice – you could just use the fake name, the shelter won’t care, I’m sure they need it.

      PS: I still fucking hate Charlene. No matter how tired I get, I will always have a spark of hatred deep within when I think of that bitch.

    19. LG Chickon 14 May 2011 at 9:11 am

      Hey Poodle, I’m impressed with your never ending spark of hatred. I like the visual of it, man.
      Btw, Listy, can I be the first person today to acknowledge the awesomeness that is you? And are you being awesome in Hawaii yet? Or still in Chicago?

    20. Munchieson 21 May 2011 at 5:15 am

      Is this blog dying? I already went through this once with ekarjala, Listy you can’t abandon me too!

    21. L G Chickon 21 May 2011 at 10:37 am

      I got a bad feeling about Listy. I don’t know if he’s still with us. Listy, we’re here for you, man. We’re still here.

    22. Lawrenceon 21 May 2011 at 2:00 pm

      Well, it was a fun ride while it lasted.

    23. L G Chickon 21 May 2011 at 7:03 pm

      Hey, Lawr! You posted that at exactly the moment the world was suppossed to end………and it didn’t!
      Anyway, I want to stay in touch with you, Lawr. what is your nerdy blog address? I can email you through it, and you’ll have my email. I will be very sad if Listy lets this blog die, but you are right, it has been a tremendous amount of fun!

    24. Lawrenceon 21 May 2011 at 7:15 pm

      Okay, we can keep in touch. I have an idea, but I’ll be busy the rest of the day. Check back tomorrow. I’ll let you know how to find my email address.

    25. L G Chickon 21 May 2011 at 10:38 pm

      ok

    26. Nikkion 22 May 2011 at 2:56 am

      You shall be missed, Listy.

    27. Saraon 22 May 2011 at 9:05 am

      this depresses me lusty

    28. L G Chickon 22 May 2011 at 10:41 am

      Sara – good name. We should have called him Lusty! Who knows – maybe he’ll still come back. It hasn’t been that long.

    29. Lawrenceon 22 May 2011 at 7:34 pm

      Alright LG Chick. I made this email for you.

      email4lgchick@rocketmail.com

      Contact me there and I’ll give you my real one and delete this one so I don’t have to spend the rest of my summer turning down marriage proposals.

    30. Lilyon 23 May 2011 at 1:08 pm

      Goodnight, little prince.

    31. Munchieson 23 May 2011 at 3:16 pm

      Is anyone else worried that Charlene hunted Listy down, locked him in the basement, and mummified him with deodorant and toilet paper?

    32. You Just Made My List!on 23 May 2011 at 7:55 pm

      I’m ALIVE! More to come.

      P.S. It’s me, Listy.

    33. L G Chickon 23 May 2011 at 9:38 pm

      Well, thank God. Glad to see that you’re still among the living! I can’t wait for an update.

    34. ffafon 23 May 2011 at 9:54 pm

      There are few things more depressing than not having fresh rants from listy. Come save us from society soon.

    35. Jonathanon 24 May 2011 at 2:57 pm

      Listy my man,

      We all miss you, and I’m sure you’re ramping up some awesome fire and brimstone to unleash upon the world!!

      In case you need some more fodder, check out this bullshit: http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110524/ts_yblog_thelookout/parents-keep-childs-gender-under-wraps

      I believe people can raise their kids however they want, but these people sound like pretentious fruitcakes.

      Exhibit A: Their kids are named Jazz, Kio and Storm. (Sounds like a line of Korean cars.)

      Exhibit B (from the article): Both boys are “unschooled,” a version of homeschooling, which promotes putting a child’s curiosity at the center of his or her education. As Witterick puts it, it’s “not something that happens by rote from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. weekdays in a building with a group of same-age people, planned, implemented and assessed by someone else.”

    36. Ericaon 25 May 2011 at 1:11 am

      Jonathan – holy shit, I have been raging about this article for 8 hours now since it appeared on Yahoo news!!! The whole idea that kids can “choose” a gender…what the fuck? If you are born with a penis you are male…vagina = female. There is no third gender no matter how hard Chazz Bono tries to pursue it!!

      And the names, oh my god, don’t get me started on those fucking ridiculous names!!! It wasn’t bad enough that these horrible parents are foisting their horrid gender-neutrality on those kids but also saddling them with names that would make even Jason Lee cringe (I thought Pilot Inspektor was bad).

      It is time to start making it MANDATORY to license would-be parents. And then neuter these two fucksticks!!!!

    37. calebon 25 May 2011 at 2:51 pm

      this seems like a cruel experiment. those kids are SERIOUSLY going to resent their parents for doing this.

    38. bobon 25 May 2011 at 3:46 pm

      ok this has gone on far to long I need a new post. or at least an explanation.

    39. Jonathanon 26 May 2011 at 11:53 am

      I get how they don’t want their child to be judged or pigeon-holed based solely on his/her gender, but to make a fucking federal case out of it and brag to the world about how ingenious they are is just obnoxious, kind of like people who brag about not owning a TV.

    40. L G Chickon 26 May 2011 at 12:22 pm

      Jonathan, you may get it, but I don’t get it. How can a child make a “choice” about their gender? They’ve been given the parts for one or the other. Sheeesh. I think these parents are creating problems where there were none. They are going to be very unhappy with the way their parents have gone about things when they get older. I get the whole “not wanting to be like everyone else” crap, but let’s fasce it – there are many instances when you do want to conform, and not be different from your peers. You want that acceptance, that commeraderie, if you will. You don’;t want to be singled out as a freak. It’s not nice, but it is the way of the world, sometimes. And we all know kids, especialoy, can be cruel….

    41. L G Chickon 26 May 2011 at 12:24 pm

      Yikes! Sorry about all the typos! I didn’t proof-read…

    42. Amy Louiseon 27 May 2011 at 4:52 am

      LISTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    43. Munchieson 27 May 2011 at 9:46 pm

      Is “this week” a euphemism for something? The promised time frame has come and gone, dear.

    44. Lilyon 27 May 2011 at 11:57 pm

      Isn’t forcing your kids to not conform worse than conforming? There are some things that are less blindly sheep-like and more “this is the way the world works”-like.

    45. Amy Louiseon 01 Jun 2011 at 9:41 am

      LISTY!!!!

    46. Amy Louiseon 01 Jun 2011 at 9:41 am

      LISTY!!!!!

    47. Amy Louiseon 01 Jun 2011 at 9:42 am

      …. listy?

    48. L G Chickon 01 Jun 2011 at 12:22 pm

      Lawr –
      I will get back to you soon. I need to create a new email address. Be patient!

    49. Dave Gillieson 19 Sep 2012 at 12:22 am

      No you’re not, Dude, don’t lie….

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    51. You Just Made My List!on 29 Apr 2013 at 5:28 pm

      So clever and witty Bruce. You almost used correct grammar too!

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