Oct 22 2008

Steven Cojocaru aka “Cojo!”

Published by at 3:03 am under I Don't Get It,Sucky TV

I honestly don’t even know who or what this is. What am I even looking at here?

Here’s what I do know about this guy… they call him Cojo. That about sums it up. I didn’t even know his real name was Steven Cojocaru until I googled “cojo.”

It’s hard for me to learn more about this nightmare because he’s never on my TV for more than a second before I dive for the remote. If the remote is unavailable I throw a hammer at the screen (yes, I always have a hammer nearby). He honestly scares the shit out of me. He’s like that girl who walks all herky-jerky and backwards in “The Ring.”

I am going to go sit in the shower and cry now.

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14 comments to “Steven Cojocaru aka “Cojo!””

  1. Paul in St. Paulon 22 Oct 2008 at 7:32 am

    That middle photo makes him look like Chastity Bono, only with non-human teeth. His existence makes me mourn the late Mr. Blackwell all the more.

  2. Geneon 22 Oct 2008 at 10:27 am

    You know, at some point during fetal growth, a given amount of hormone production is supposed to differentiate the developing human into one of the two known sexes. This one looks like it still has both the mullerian and wolfian ducts. That is wrong.

    This man is abnormal. That’s all I can say. He, sorry, it may have a lovely personality, but that doesn’t stop it from being a freak. Yes, I said freak. Go ahead and judge me.

  3. RBoneon 22 Oct 2008 at 10:56 am

    He looks a bit like a blond Rosie O’Donnell in that pic on the right. Come ooooon!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 22 Oct 2008 at 11:09 am

    I’m sure he’s a nice enough guy but good lord is he scary to look at.

  5. SanFranon 22 Oct 2008 at 11:47 am

    You know, until logging on this morning over my mondo-cuppa-coffee, I had never even heard of or seen this abnormality of nature. Thanks for nothing!

    I was having a good day, but you RUINED EVERYTHING!

  6. T-Ravon 22 Oct 2008 at 1:17 pm

    He looks like the love child of David Bowie and Tom Petty!

  7. LLGon 22 Oct 2008 at 2:01 pm

    I think a botox-fueled facelift went terribly terribly wrong…

    Recovering from near death doesn’t excuse scary. And from where I’m standing, it’s scarier than his cousin, that talking horse who had his own tv show back in the day.

    Bet Cojo sticks peanut butter under his lips to get that smile, too.

  8. Weirdoon 22 Oct 2008 at 5:17 pm

    WHAT THE FUCK?

  9. Weirdoon 22 Oct 2008 at 5:43 pm

    oh haha, i don’t usually make a big deal out of typos (god knows i make enough of ’em) but i noticed one at the bar at the top of the page… it says “our”, not out … i just wanted to adress that before some dumbass hater did.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 22 Oct 2008 at 6:17 pm

    Thanks weirdo! I will fix it now.

  11. deathon 23 Oct 2008 at 4:52 pm

    Kill it with fire!!!

  12. jon 25 Oct 2008 at 2:31 pm

    cojo is definitely horror movie material. so freaky.

  13. MsKittyFantasticoon 29 Oct 2008 at 12:51 pm

    actually he is suffering from an illness that kills his kidneys. I agree that he is scarey… a little…. his pre-illness self was a little over the top. But no one should have to suffer like that. anyway… that is why he gained so much weight….

  14. You Just Made My List!on 29 Oct 2008 at 12:54 pm

    I know he’s sick but he still scares the shit out of me, pre or post illness.