I was actually at the show – this girl I had met and was dating (who turned out to be a complete fucking hag) was writing for Rolling Stone or Billboard or Vibe Magazine, I forget, and she was connected to the music scene pretty readily… Honestly, I don’t mind some of his stuff – not the techy angry B.S., but the mellow, dark tunes – we (4 buddies of mine) used to hang out in this 27 room mansion we rented in Lowell, MA that used to be a funeral home (this place fucking kicked ass), stoned out of our gourds on Vermont’s finest, drinking Basin Hayden Bourbon and listening to the likes of Moby, Radiohead… all that. Good memories, what I can remember of them.
you are so funny and amazing that it has almost empowered me to break up with my super conservative, republican boyfriend – love has made me a sell out.
this is totally un-related but when is Joe the Plumber gonna make your list cos he is the most ridiculous republican spectacle yet?
Ex-stripper, welcome! You don’t have to break up with your boyfriend, despite his obvious flaws, but you should vote early and then have sex with him all day on election day so he forgets to vote.
You know, I almost wrote about Joe the plumber many times but I have to force myself to take a break from all the McCain/Palin bullshit. I could easily write about political subjects every day but that would not be as fun or important as discussing toothbrushes and baby exercise equipment.
When getting lap dances, I always thought that strippers really liked me and thought I wasn’t like the other guys, was that wrong?
I’ve never met you, but to answer your stripper question, I speculate it was the rivulet of saliva from the left corner of your gaping maw, and your completely average erection, which you only half-attempted to obscure with that baggy teal-colored (as was popular back in the day) Champion sweatshirt.
It could have been the hi-top sneakers though.
You didn’t happen to drive a mini-truck, did you?
And, a comment to ex-stripper: there is no room nor purpose on this planet some claim to be ours for your ultra-conservative, GOP fanboy manpanion. You should probably ditch his lily white and likely pimpled ass for someone who can make you laugh, like our gracious host.
yeah you know I have considered breaking up with my boyfriend for his dumb beliefs, but he helped me leave my former job and he’s a good guy, those are hard to find, trust.
You know I, like San Fran, have never met you but you are so funny so I am sure stippers do love you cos you’re a better alternative to the greasy, old, rich men that normally come in. I’m guessing you get surrounded by like four or five when you enter clubs 🙂
And I wish I could have sex with him all day during Nov 4th but he just moved to another state for school so I am powerless and can not stop him from voting 🙁
SanFran, I usually wear sweatpants (no underwear) and a Member’s Only jacket with no shirt. I want the ladies to know how successful I amthe second I walk in the club. When they see I’m a “member” they usually flock to me.
Ex Stripper, I hope everything works out with your special right-winger but if he acts up you just let me know. You can move in with me, I’m sure my wife will be cool with it. She’s sick of me anyway.
Sweatpants and a Members Only jacket, eh? One with the elastic cuffs, like the one Mahmoud Ahmadinejad wears all the time? That is, to quote Billy Ocean, “simply awesome”.
ex-stripper: while there may be no way for you to stop your boyfriend from voting, there is possibly a way for someone else to… where is he off to, what color are his moon boots and does he wear a square-cut or tapered skinny tie? We’ll find him and make him “reconsider”.
he goes to school at Perdue, Indiana, which is a huge problem cos Indiana is a swing State it wouldn’t matter to me so much if he was like in a purely democratic State.
So San Fran Please take out any 6’1 guys that are so white they almost look translucent 🙂
Wow – did you just describe your boyfriend as “translucent”? That’s freaky. I’m envisioning the skin of an amphibian, where you can see all the capillaries and organs beneath.
Unfortunately though, I won’t likely be going anywhere near Indiana… The last time I was there, just over a year ago, is when my wife and I were driving to San Francisco from Boston in our 1973 Volkswagen Thing – some motorcycle dude sauntered over to us, with a soft-serve from Dairy Queen dripping down his arm, and wanted to talk about the car, and how it was a nazi german car… Then he sees the MA plates, and asks where in MA – we said “boston”, which is always what you say when you’re that far from Massachusetts, and he goes: “Hmmmm, buncha liberals there…. I don’t reckon I care for Boston too much…” Then he asks, “where you cats heading to?” and I say “San Francisco” – he kinda reels back on his heals, and says “buncha faggots butt-fuckin out there I hear. I don’t like California any. I’ve only been to LA, but that’s what the entire state is like I spec…”
Us: “well, not really, no. San Francisco is nothing like LA”
Him: “well, I don’t like no hippie liberal faggots”
Me: “OK then. Good luck with that… we’re gonna just get in our hitler youth mobile and chase the setting sun”
He cocked an eyebrow in confusion, and we left him with ice cream continuing to stream down his arm.
I know it’s a generalization, but people like that seem to populate the mid-section of our country, and I don’t reckon I care to interact with assholes. Wow. what a tangent. Sorry.
I live deep in the heart of the midwest and am ashamed to say that about 70% of people are like that – it’s very sad. But you have to realize that the heartland’s main economy is corn and bean farming so you really can expect a whole lot of open mindness – and my boyfriend is not an amphibian, surprisingly, just melanin deficient 🙂