Dec 08 2008

Irish dancing!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It


Irish Dancing

Barf! I can’t fucking stand the sight of Irish Dancing. It literally gives me the creeps.

It’s hard for me to put my finger on exactly why I have such a violent reaction to this supposedly joyful event but here are a few things that come to mind.

1) It looks like a bunch of kids with leg braces trying to dance while simultaneously crapping their pants.
2) It’s often loud and stompy and startles me.
3) They don’t move their arms and it makes me uncomfortable.
4) The WIGS! Those stupid creepy wigs they wear. WHY?

Like I said, barf.

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162 comments so far

162 comments to “Irish dancing!”

  1. Caseyon 04 Sep 2013 at 8:17 pm

    Thank youuuu. But nothing is going to get through his thick skull. At least we have job security.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 04 Sep 2013 at 8:18 pm

    Yes, so very busted.

    I’m not going to share personal information about myself on this site you fucking dolt. (I know you will have to look that word up but on the bright side you will be able to add it to your impressive vocabulary)

  3. You Just Made My List!on 04 Sep 2013 at 8:18 pm

    “At least we have job security.” God damn, I love these two.

  4. Caseyon 04 Sep 2013 at 8:21 pm

    Can you ever respond like a normal person? And it’s true we will.

  5. Deaconon 04 Sep 2013 at 8:31 pm

    My vocabulary is impeccable. Look that one up yourself. And a company name isn’t personal information, it’s pretty public. Of course, you’d know that if you actually had one. The best thing is, this thread is also public, so I can share it on Facebook and show everyone how I wrecked you. Not only that, but I served to destroy any credibility that you could have hoped to have. Now anyone that reads this thread knows that you know absolutely nothing about Irish dancing and all you are is talk. Goodbye and try not to sound so uneducated next time

  6. You Just Made My List!on 04 Sep 2013 at 8:57 pm

    Oh man, I’m so served and destroyed. I’m a shell of my former self. I’m questioning my entire life now. Where did it all go so wrong? Can I blame the internet? My parents? Was it that Hustler magazine I found when I was 10? Maybe I should have gotten better grades. I never should have smoked pot that one time! DAMN IT! WHY WHY WHY? WHAT HAPPENED TO ME? I USED TO BE SUCH A CUTE KID! I had so much promise but I threw it all away… and for what… blogging! BLOGGING ABOUT IRISH DANCING! I woke up this morning thinking I had it all. Little did I know just around the corner the serving of a lifetime was waiting for me. I feel like I should rent “You Got Served” to better understand what just happened to me. I tried to rent it once but accidentally rented “You’ve Got Mail” with that asshole Tom Hanks and his little whore Meg Ryan. What the fuck was I thinking? I rented a movie based on AOL, what did I expect? Oh god, here come the tears. I just want to be back in my mom’s basement (that’s what I call her womb). I’m still your little boy mommy! Don’t give up on me! Who am I kidding? Once she sees how served I just got she will probably disown me. And forget about my dad, he never understood me anyway. He wanted me to be a banker or a professional golfer but I wanted to be a skateboarder. WHY DIDN’T I BECOME A REGISTERED BANKER?!? And now everyone can come to this page and see my public serving. How do you turn the internet off? Who do I contact? America Online? I don’t think so Buster, not after THAT movie! So I guess this is it for old “listy.” I will most likely kill myself in a few hours, after People’s Court. I hope Deacon, Casey and Casey’s sister (I don’t feel like scrolling up to see her name) can live with rest of their lives with blood on their hands. FUCK, I’m not going to see how Breaking Bad ends! There are like only 5 shows left and I’m going to fucking miss them. Although, at the beginning of part one of this season they actually kind of already showed us how it ends but for some reason people forget about that scene in the diner with Walt. My guess is that AT LEAST one main character will be killed off within the next 2 episodes. Will I get to see it? Nope. This whole “serving” incident pretty much ruined my chances of seeing the end of THAT series. Maybe I will wait to kill myself until AFTER Breaking Bad. Shit, what about Survivor? Ironically I would like to “survive” long enough to see the next Survivor. OK, I promise to kill myself after Breaking Bad and the next season of Survivor but that’s it!

  7. Caseyon 04 Sep 2013 at 10:48 pm

    Serious. Fucking. Problems. Schizophrenic much?

  8. Deaconon 05 Sep 2013 at 6:42 am

    Haha each post is better than the last! He’s freaking out now. Get murked son

  9. noon 13 Sep 2013 at 4:55 pm

    Lol I don’t even know what you guys are talking about now :p

  10. noon 13 Sep 2013 at 4:56 pm

    Clearly not Irish dance

  11. noon 13 Sep 2013 at 5:06 pm

    It doesn’t look like anyone is solving anything…

  12. caityon 09 Jun 2014 at 4:56 pm

    Guys, it’s his opinion. I mean I’m an irish dancer and even sometimes i think “why am I doing this?”. I don’t agree with what he says in this article but you guys can’t force him to like your opinion– he’s not even telling you to agree with him. Just because somebody thinks Irish dancing is stupid doesn’t mean that you have to think its stupid! I mean if you like something do you expect everybody else to like it too? Certainly he’s not an irish dancer, okay? So he’s not going to care about it like dancers do. So stop being hypocrites by saying how great it is.