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Kirstie, can you stay off my TV for two seconds, my entertainment center* can't support your fat ass anymore. Everyone's favorite jiggly tub of sausage is back with a new show about... drum roll... being fat! She first rolled (literally) her way into our living rooms with "Fat Actress." I never saw the show but I'm assuming most episodes centered around Kirstie being fat and talking about being fat. Oh the good times I must have missed! The beast that ate Kirstie Alley (that would have been a way more kick ass title) is back with a new program called "Kirstie Alley's Big Life," but this time around the show is about Kirstie being fat and talking about being fat. I checked IMDB and Kirstie Alley has been in at least 10 shows about being fat... - Jesus Christ, Kirstie Alley is Fucking Fat! - Kirstie Alley Eats Her Way Out of Bags Made of Meat - Kirstie Alley: Only Slightly Less Attractive Than When She Was Thin. - STAND BACK, ME HUNGRY! - Cheers - Hey, Kirstie Alley Just Ate Everything in My House and Drank My Pool! - Kirstie Alley Tries to Reach Things - Look Who's Choking Now - I'm a Celebrity, Please Help Me Put My Pants On - Cloggin' Da Toilet Wit Da 'K Dog' Yo! We get it Kirstie, YOU'RE FAT! Writing this made me hungry. *I don't actually own an entertainment center.