Dec 25 2008

Idiots like Bill O’Reilly and Toby Keith who think there is a “War on Christmas”!

Published by at 12:01 am under Jerks


If there’s a war on Christmas why do I start seeing Christmas related shit in stores around September 1st? You can’t avoid Christmas in this country, it’s shoved up your Santa hole every two seconds. The “war on Christmas” is just so silly.

Guess what Bill and Toby, there are millions of non-Christians in America and if they would rather say “happy holidays” then who cares? Go change each other’s poopy diapers you big babies.

So to all my readers, I would like to wish you a safe and happy HOLIDAY. To Bill O’Reilly and his girlfriend Toby Keith, Merry Fucking Christmas you turds!

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9 comments to “Idiots like Bill O’Reilly and Toby Keith who think there is a “War on Christmas”!”

  1. hodanon 25 Dec 2008 at 10:14 am

    happy holidays listman!As a non-christian i like the holidays or whatever the hell it is called, Keith and Bill need to stop stroking each other and read the constitution.have a good one folks!

  2. MalaSuerteon 25 Dec 2008 at 11:18 am

    Yay! War on Christmas!! Because, of course, if you acknowledge other holidays happen around christmastime, that means christianity will cease to exist.
    Clap your hands, children!! let Jesus know you that you really believe!! Clap!!!

  3. guilty noodleson 25 Dec 2008 at 12:15 pm

    That’s the holiday spirit!!!

  4. SanFranon 25 Dec 2008 at 9:52 pm

    Happy Chaka Chanukah, all!

  5. whiskeyjackon 26 Dec 2008 at 4:56 am

    These are the same dumbtards who have those Jesus fish decals on their cars that actually say Jesus inside. Because in a country where Christians are vastly in the majority I’m sure there’s a lot of confusion on what that very, very recognized and famous symbol stands for. Dicks

  6. rxon 26 Dec 2008 at 9:37 am

    man, bill and toby would have blown their heads off if they had witnessed my family playing dredel in front of the christmas tree. i can picture the carnage.

    happy holidays and happy hating! thank you for entertaining the shit out of me in 2008.

  7. joe rossonon 26 Dec 2008 at 9:51 am

    Typical right wing paranoia!! Fuck O’Riley that conservative prick!!! I swear,repubs are all the same,kill kill kill,let’s start a war against something….I know,people that don’t have the same beliefs as me!!

  8. AngrySaron 26 Dec 2008 at 10:02 am

    But, Bill O’Reilly will do Christmas live :-p lol

    “There’s no words there!” – Bill

  9. AngrySaron 26 Dec 2008 at 10:04 am

    Bill O’Reilly is a retard. The only redeeming quality he has is how funny he is on the YouTube dance remix version of him going apeshit on Inside Edition decades ago. Good stuff.