Dec 25 2008

God, for killing Eartha Kitt… on CHRISTMAS!

Published by at 11:58 pm under Jerks


Geez God, what the hell? Did you have to kill Eartha Kitt on Christmas? Is it because she sang about your arch-rival Santa Claus in the amazing “Santa Baby”? Man, take a day off from all the killing and enjoy your son’s birthday.

Eartha Kitt was my favorite Catwoman, hands down and “Santa Baby” is in my top 10 Christmas songs of all time. Eartha Kitt was awesome. She passed away from colon cancer in her Connecticut home at age 81.

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11 comments to “God, for killing Eartha Kitt… on CHRISTMAS!”

  1. Paul in Saint Paulon 26 Dec 2008 at 9:13 am

    This is the worst Christmas since God snatched away drunken Dean Martin thirteen years ago. Eartha Kitt had more stage presence than anybody I’d ever seen perform live. I saw her in a small cabaret, a Chicago theater, and an orchestra hall, and she was a sensation every time. She was without a doubt the most feline and fun of all the Catwomen. And what a life: consorting with Orson Welles as his craziest creative peak, getting blacklisted for turning a Lady Bird White House luncheon into an attack on the Vietnam War, and maintaining a career and a persona right into her eighties. I can say she could still give a Rockette a run for her money with a straight kick out of the slit of her gowns, even as an octogenarian. If anyone has ever seen Pam Grier in Friday Foster, you’ll appreciate Eartha Kitt’s screen presence as well. Her death scene alone lasts about ten minutes and will leave you begging for more. Right now I’d like to envision her reunited with Sammy Davis, Jr. doing another wild, boozy mambo as immortalized in Anna Lucasta. One of the true greats!

  2. joe rossonon 26 Dec 2008 at 9:52 am

    RIP Catwoman,you will be missed.

  3. hodanon 26 Dec 2008 at 10:42 am

    Eartha! i was wondering when you’ll post about her. God thinks he’s so sly killing Eartha on Christmas, well big guy Santa just left a flaming bag of turd on your doorstep.

    this hot bitch will be missed! R.I.P

  4. You Just Made My List!on 26 Dec 2008 at 11:28 am

    Paul, thanks for the great comment. I was in a bit of a hurry when I wrote my post last night and knew I was unfairly breezing past her entire career. So thanks for adding some much needed content.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 26 Dec 2008 at 11:31 am

    p.s. I would also like to mention that God killed my fish last night! It was obviously in retaliation for this post. Looks like I’m in a full blown mob war with God and his cronies! BRING IT!

  6. hutchon 26 Dec 2008 at 1:17 pm

    Man…she was just picked as one of the hottest women ever this week on AOL. Her catwoman was sinfully delicious with a sexy feline sensuality that Halle could not capture.

  7. Yubberson 27 Dec 2008 at 3:58 am

    She is absolutely adorable and sweet. Lovely, lovely voice. I hope she’s living out her best days in heaven.

  8. guilty noodleson 27 Dec 2008 at 4:16 pm

    Oh no! Your fish died? What’s next… you don’t have anymore pets.

  9. coffee buzzon 04 Jan 2009 at 11:45 am

    Eartha Kitt was and will continue to be a legend. I just found out that she starred in the Emperor’s New Groove, how funny

  10. Antoinetteon 02 Apr 2013 at 4:05 am

    omgeee!! im just now seeing this post after all these years and its still messed up that anyone would speak of God and Jesus Christ our savior in this way!! this is crazy Eartha Kit lived a long and joyful happy life! and everyone should be happy for that. there re people who have died much younger and it was just their times to go! this is sad but Eartha Kit u are a legend and is still truly missed!!!

  11. You Just Made My List!on 02 Apr 2013 at 11:33 pm

    Antoinette – OMGEEEE!! Learn proper grammar if you EVER want any intelligent adult to take you seriously. Grow up.