Jan 07 2009

The Duggars and their 18 children!

Published by at 3:00 am under Jerks,Why?!?

duggar family 18 kids

We get it, God loves you best! Now stop having children you weirdos!

There is no doubt in my mind Jim Bob (shocker) and Michelle Duggar are addicted to the constant attention they receive for having such a ridiculous amount of children. In fact, they even have a show on TLC called “18 and Counting.” They remind me of parents with Munchausen Syndrome by Proxy disorder. They must be the talk of Arkansas every time they go to Wal-Mart or Pizza Hut. They are like people who cover their face in tattoos, “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME!”

I think it’s really sad that there are couples out there struggling to have just ONE child while this woman poos out kids like she’s a dog at a puppy mill. What really kind of sickens me though is the amount of unwanted children in the world who would give anything for a home, even with these creeps, but the Duggars just can’t stop fucking long enough to consider adoption. How does this sound… have 8 or 9 kids and adopt or foster the other 10. Everyone wins.

By the way, these assholes have said they would love to have more children. If that isn’t a cry for attention I don’t know what is.

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28 comments to “The Duggars and their 18 children!”

  1. Yubberson 07 Jan 2009 at 5:32 am

    What irks me is they are all dressed in their Sunday best….. it seems a little… bible thumping cultish. Creepy.

  2. Peteon 07 Jan 2009 at 7:22 am

    There’s really no need for anyone to have that many children, even if you are financially able to support them all. Both mother and father must suffer from serious mental issues.

    I only count 17 kids in the photo. Is the mom pregnant again? Jesus Christ. They should have resorted to anal about 13 kids ago.

  3. AngrySaron 07 Jan 2009 at 7:41 am

    As Kurt Cobain put it, ‘mandatory breeding laws’! If they breed like animals, we should be able to get them “fixed” like animals.
    I agree, the concept of world overpopulation would be totally lost on these jerks. Disgusting.

  4. Saraon 07 Jan 2009 at 8:17 am

    What upsets me is they want so many kids but they don’t want to parrent them. I watched this show once the kids supervise eachother, basically if your 12 or above in that family your forced to be a baby sitter. no choice, no life.

    But damn that recipe they have for the ice cream cake with like 10 boxes of ice cream sandwiches covered with 4 cans or whip cream and 2 bottles of choclate syrup is awesome, and if feeds 20!

    Does anyone else think their house looks like a HoJo?

  5. Saraon 07 Jan 2009 at 8:20 am

    reminds me of……..http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0kJHQpvgB8

  6. guilty noodleson 07 Jan 2009 at 8:21 am

    That show has always given me the creeps. I have two kids and am already tearing the hair out of my head. Giving birth is ridiculously painful, and the aftermath is even worse. Unless you’re on morphine 24 hours, I can’t imagine it.

    And yes, fostering or adopting is a great idea. Although it’s a much longer wait these days (at least five years for both in states and other countries), fostering is great too. There are TONS of older kids looking for foster homes. For those of you considering adoptions, if you want a quicker process, you don’t specify gender or race. If you just scream, “I just want a BABY!!! I don’t care what kind it is.” you’ll be moved closer to the head of the line. And if you donate to adoption agencies, like The Cradle, they have more funding to place commercials. Many of my friend’s adopted kids discovered The Cradle through those commercials.

    Or just give me a call and I’ll get you a baby off the black market.

  7. guilty noodleson 07 Jan 2009 at 8:23 am

    Ha! Sara, their house does look like HoJo.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 07 Jan 2009 at 9:36 am

    Sara, I’m so mad at myself, I was going to mention the house but forgot. Your joke was better than mine anyway.

  9. SanFranon 07 Jan 2009 at 11:22 am

    You need a license to drive a car, but not to have kids…
    This is ridiculous, all of these kids – I couldn’t agree with all of you more.

    I’m recalling something I said to one of my best friends in college: “your father should have thrown you out in a sock”

  10. Amandaon 07 Jan 2009 at 11:42 am

    It’s a vagina, not a clown car.

  11. AngrySaron 07 Jan 2009 at 12:55 pm

    lol, Amanda. Good call 😀

  12. Jasonon 07 Jan 2009 at 1:53 pm

    I’m a father of three and it’s very difficult to make sure each child gets that special one on one time with Dad that a child needs. Those close personal times when you sit and talk with your child and find out what’s going on with them, what they’re thinking about and if they have questions they’d like to ask but are sometimes embarresed to ask even in front of Mom or especially a sibling. It’s simply not enough to provide financially for a child, I think this is the least important requirement for shaping a good, well adjusted, highly functioning person in the world. Children shouldn’t be responsible for raising children. You should certainly use them to spy on the other children you have and if they band together in solidarity against Mom and Dad more’s the better! Ultimately it’s the parent’s and only the parent’s responsibility for each child and with 18 I don’t think you could possibly give each child the individual time each one needs. As I said before I have three and my wife and I are a united front with a singular message for the children, “Do what we say because it’s the best thing for you.” On the rare occasion my wife and I disagree we do so in private and when we come to a concensus we still present a united front to the children. Children will unite in an effort to subvert authority and I would think with 18 these folks are outnumbered!!

  13. RBoneon 07 Jan 2009 at 3:06 pm


    How little must you care about yourself to devote your life to parading around 18 little assholes that you can’t possibly know very well all day every day? And I imagine they just spout on about how “blessed” they are the whole time.

    I also bet their house smells of graham crackers, bologna and shit-filled diapers.

    And does the oldest already have a receding hairline?

    Reminds me of the beginning of ‘Caddyshack’ where Danny Noonan’s father has no idea who the child sitting at the breakfast table with him is.


  14. hodanon 07 Jan 2009 at 3:52 pm

    38% of these kids will be porn stars.
    23% will inbreed.
    1% will be normal.
    100% hate their parents.

  15. AlexandraJadeon 07 Jan 2009 at 5:06 pm

    No, seriously, why?
    I fucking hate people like this who think they are ‘blessed’ and its all because of ‘God’.
    No, God hates you.
    He hates you because you can’t possibly care for all of the children you have brought into his over-populated world.

    Everyone should be allowed 3 children max, and once one of those children turn 18, THEN they may have another.

    This is just fucking ridiculous.

    I can’t even speak, my throats swelling up from rage.

  16. Neishon 07 Jan 2009 at 7:25 pm

    Next up on 18 and Counting, Michelle’s vagina falls out and makes a daring escape for it! Meanwhile, the families million daughters are chained in the kitchens learning how to do domestic work and breed so that they my be sold off to other god loving Christians so that they may also become baby farms.

  17. Yubberson 08 Jan 2009 at 4:40 am

    Just think…. the dad is still having sex with that spat out 18 kids vagina. Yikes!! I heard after 3 it’s just never the same again. There bedroom must be more like a lab, no romance, no kinky games… just business.

  18. You Just Made My List!on 08 Jan 2009 at 10:21 am

    Yubbers, I disagree. These religious types are always the dirtiest freaks. I bet it’s more like a 70’s sex club in that horrible bedroom of theirs.

  19. Peteon 08 Jan 2009 at 12:06 pm

    I know a therapist they should consider: Dr. Phil Aysho

  20. Peteon 08 Jan 2009 at 12:13 pm

    You just know that the older brothers and sisters will experience their sexual awakenings with one another. Hopefully, once they grow up and marry off, they’ll exercise good judgment and do it in the butt more often than not.

  21. whiskeyjackon 09 Jan 2009 at 8:23 am

    Oh come on! I literally live within a short driving distance of that clan o’ tards! The people around here that know of them talk about them in the exact voice, and interest people most likely did when they first discovered that our cousins the chimps can use stick and rocks as minor tools to obtain food. Seriously even us in Arkansas treat them special, aka fed old pork chop bones and rations from the Korean War.

  22. kelsyon 22 Jan 2009 at 2:17 pm

    JUst because you donot have sense to have a happy family don.t run your mouth about someone who does

  23. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jan 2009 at 3:10 pm

    kelsy – Just because you don’t have the sense to use proper grammar don’t run your mouth about someone who does.

  24. Kim Byerson 26 Mar 2009 at 7:16 pm

    Why do you hate anyone that is different? These people take care of themselves, and do not accept government assistance. I don’t judge you because you don’t agree with the show. Quit watching it , if you are that offended. I think Sponge Bob is on at the same time. That may be more your speed.

  25. Kim Byerson 26 Mar 2009 at 7:19 pm

    Why do you hate anyone that is different? These people take care of themselves, and do not accept government assistance. I don’t judge you because you don’t agree with the show. Quit watching if you are that offended. I think Sponge Bob is on at the same time. That may be more your speed.

  26. You Just Made My List!on 26 Mar 2009 at 7:58 pm

    Kim – I heard you the first time! Either you didn’t read what I wrote or you can’t read. Here’s an idea, quit reading my blog if you are so offended. How do you like them apples?

    Kim, can you feel the sexual tension between us? Do you feel it? I definitely feel it Kimmy. I’ll meet you at the Super 8 in 15 minutes!

  27. Autumnon 13 May 2009 at 5:18 pm

    i like their show even though jon and kate plus 8 is better i think its fine to have as many kids as you want your the one who is choosing that dont let anyone hold you back i love all of you guys as if u were my own family and in gods way we sort of are…..Choose what u want in life not what anyone else wants for i may be 13 but doesnt mean anything i have my opinions and other people have their opinions so it doesnt matter u hate them u hate them u like them u like them u love them u love them oh well we each have the right to think do n say what we think as long as its not bad ( people who critize people ) i think people need to treat other people with respect as they wish to be treated to them….People need to STOP critizing people i love you Duggers dont let any one get in your way of what u wish n dream


  28. cruzeron 01 Sep 2009 at 10:50 pm

    I hate to say it but it looks like the way the religious fanatics are breading these days there wont be any normal people left in 100 years. Or maybe they will all just blow themselves up. Religiosity meets Idiocracy
    BTW what does Jim Bob do for a living to be able to afford this (TV show not withstanding).
    Also they just announced today they are pregnant again with #19