Jan 28 2009

White people with dreadlocks!

Published by at 3:00 am under Jerks

white dreadlocks

It is not going to be easy getting through this without vomiting.

I hate hippies. Everyone hates hippies. The only thing worse than a hippie is a hippie with dreadlocks. Ew, a little barf just came up. By definition dreads are disgusting. They are born from neglect and filth (on white people). HOWEVER, somehow it works on real Rasta dudes. BLACK Rasta dudes! It’s an entirely different story when Brad from Cinnabon lets his disgusting hair brush against your cinnamon roll. Sure, Brad loves Sublime and owns Bob Marley’s Greatest Hits on CD and MP3 but he’s hardly “jammin.” Now get me another cinnamon roll you smelly hippie and this time keep that shitty hair of yours out of my delicious icing! You know what Brad, forget it, I don’t even want a cinnamon roll anymore, in fact I may never eat again.

Ironically, these white dirt bags attempt to give off this “hey man whatever” vibe when in reality they are thinking, “hey man look at me, I’m cool, I’m different, do you think I’m cool, I’m in your face, me me me love me.”

If my kid ever tried to pull this shit I would ship him off to Jamaica to live in a tenement yard in Trenchtown.

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169 comments to “White people with dreadlocks!”

  1. You Just Made My List!on 07 Oct 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Bluff Bunny – Ummmmm yeah, you sound like a real sweet and cuddly grandma.

  2. Laceywineon 21 Oct 2012 at 6:18 am

    Sigh, such judgemental people like yourselves make me sad. There are the people who choose to “naturally” get dreads by not washing their hair…that is their choose but there are the people like me who choose to shampoo and clean our dreads. I bathe…my dreads smell gasp just like your hair does!

  3. Ruion 31 Oct 2012 at 3:15 pm

    Yes because the rasta and hippies are rotting up society. Making protests aginst the vietnam war, trying to legalize weed, spreading a message of non-violence, peace and understanding.

    ALL WE NEED is more single moms living on taxes because their husband died in war, fighting for some stupid reason.

    ALL WE NEED is to make babies and hate gays.

    ALL WE NEED is to destroy nature in order to have a better cell phone that can log in to the web 3 times faster.

    ALL WE NEED is to like popular culture and do what the President tells us, because he allways knows best. Unless he is a democrat, or black, or a woman and if the president is democratic black woman, America should be bombed because it will no longer be a country.

    ALL WE NEED is to spend tax payer’s money fighting the legalization and use of a plant that had been smoked for around 5000 years before it was crime. (Btw, maybe you should revoke Jefferson’s and Washington’s presidency because they smoked it, and maybe you shouldn’t have written the constitution on a piece of Hemp Paper – Makes you look a little contadictory).

    ANYWAY, the main point is that we should obviously kill and erradicate all people who, in some way, look at life in a different way or decided to stay away from common habits – THEY’RE ALL FREAKS.


  4. You Just Made My List!on 31 Oct 2012 at 3:34 pm

    Wow, what a speech! Sorry, white people with dreadlocks are still lame.

  5. marc Hurston 01 Nov 2012 at 10:20 am

    A few words from sunny old England to describe the kind of people that spend too much time on the internet,……noncing degenerate cunts, our prisons keep weirdo like you locked away,so we can’t slice and serve you up, if you lot ever end up in my country, you’ll wish you had dreads to protect your Gary glitter faces, from my kettle of boiling oil; interupting my search for fancy dress deadlock wig, faaaaaarkin nonces!

  6. You Just Made My List!on 01 Nov 2012 at 1:19 pm

    A few words for sunny old Hawaii… What the fuck did any of that mean?

  7. dreaddivaon 03 Feb 2013 at 7:26 pm

    wow i cant belive how a hairstyle can upset so many people smdh. its just a hairstyle. if someone chooses to wear it its their decision. how is it bothering you? how is what someone does with their hair harming you? now dont get me wrong some white people dont look good with locs. but some black people dont either. but is it my problem? no. do i really care? hell no! im a black women with locs (i prefersaying loc instead of dreads b/c my loc are noe dreadful) myself and i choose to start locs because its healthy for my hair. but i just feel you should judge people just on looks alone. but its your opinion and i respect that

  8. dreaddivaon 03 Feb 2013 at 7:28 pm

    i ment shouldnt judge people just on looks alone. (lol my bad )

  9. Noneon 01 Mar 2013 at 4:49 am

    This truly is Level 90 Trolling here. I would suggest that you need to be a bit more holistic in your replies though, being a white man doesn’t give you a pass for being racist towards white people.
    Also, the way you backpedal whenever a black person calls you out makes you look like a pussy who has no conviction. If you’re going to create a blog demonstrating your ugly contempt for things you don’t understand, don’t do it by halves.

    BTW I’m black, not a hippy and have never heard of Sublime. Ras Tafari, bless.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 01 Mar 2013 at 12:11 pm

    Backpedaling? Don’t be so dumb.

  11. Ricon 09 Aug 2013 at 7:10 pm

    Lmfao….holy shit it was great reading these comments. I love when they try to justify locks’ by talking about white people of ancient times as if they had a personal connection to them…You tools aren’t Vikings or Egyptian mummies…YOU LOOK STUPID..take a bath, get a haircut…and yes I am ignorant, and I will continue to joyfully mock you wannabes when I see you in public.

  12. LionHearton 07 Sep 2013 at 10:20 pm

    In MY OPINION, dreads on white people look fuckin ridiculous. They look like big logs of greasy shit hangin off your head. And I’m talkin WHITE people….. trendy and stupid looking. But hey, if white kids WANT their hair to look like the underbelly of a sick stray dog, go for it!!!

  13. Amyon 07 Apr 2014 at 11:54 am

    First of all,why are you so racist? what have white people done to you? Im mexican and I have a black boyfriend.I retwist his dreads all the time.He takes 3 showers everyday.His dreads stay clean.I see no difference between hair color or skin color. You are a sterotyper. Skin color doesnt define whether someone is clean or not. Please educate yourself by visting this on how to wash dreads (http://www.ehow.com/how_17123_wash-dreadlocks.html)

  14. You Just Made My List!on 07 Apr 2014 at 12:50 pm


    First of all, why don’t you know the most basic punctuation rules? Secondly DID YOU EVEN READ WHAT I WROTE?

    Am I the only awesome person left on Earth?

  15. jessicaon 17 Jun 2014 at 5:15 pm

    You are a fucking idiot. What an ignorant thing to say. My husband is white and has dreadlocks . For one he washes his hair, showers daily. He smells great pretty much all the time. Dreadlocks have a deeper meaning for most people like you said rastas. And if anyone else in the world regardless of skin color starts dreading their hair it’s their God given right to do so. Dreads are not a “black hairstyle” if it was then white people and the like hair would not lock naturally. I’m sure there’s tons of potheads out there (like the one you described) who give authentic dreadheads a bad image . But everyone is different and judging something you know nothing about is just straight up ignorant. Now go do your research you greasy short haired fuck.

  16. jessicaon 17 Jun 2014 at 5:23 pm

    Brushed straight hair is boring as hell anyhow. Nobody wants to be truly different since it comes with too much judgement. Perfect example this dumbass blog and the airheads that agree.

  17. You Just Made My List!on 17 Jun 2014 at 5:30 pm

    Jessica – But I LOVE to judge things without knowing anything about them! Please don’t take that away from me. Research? Really? I have to research dirty white people hair? God, that sounds so boring. Where do I even start? The library? Do libraries even exist anymore? I googled “white people with dreadlocks” and found a great article on the subject. Unfortunately half way through reading the article I realized I was on my own website, reading my own brilliant words.

    I will do my best to research this subject as soon as I’m done being productive. You see, I have a job, unlike your husband. Before you say “Fuck you, my husband has a job,” keep in mind jobs at bong factories and Tibetan pillow stores don’t count.

    Best of luck. Sounds like the deeper meaning you get from your husband’s hair doesn’t include spiritual qualities like forgiving others or being kind to thine enemy. Maybe you should try listening to the lyrics of your “Best of Bob Marley” CD sometime.

  18. You Just Made My List!on 17 Jun 2014 at 5:49 pm

    You hear that all you “brushed hair” people? You are boring as hell! So says the judgmental hippie.

    God, I hate hippies.

  19. jay84on 04 Aug 2014 at 2:24 am

    Ok so yes some people on each side are ignorant on the subject. While I do agree that white people(the majority) do look terrible with dreads. I am not against them either. I myself am a white Christian with long hair I have had dreads in the past and just didn’t like them. But as far as world wide culture goes it hasnt been until the last 200 years that the modern “clean cut” look even came to be the norm. The few people that get upset enough to rant about im not like that we’re probably not talking about you. I just moved back from Washington state and yes the majority especially in olympia are dirty nasty hippies and that is the problem. Not the clean hippies that have their own businesses and contribute to society. But in the end more than anything else people both left and right, christian and atheist, rich and poor, the majority suck.
    Ps look how old this board is people really can rant over the most trivial things