Feb 05 2009

This green highlighter!

Published by at 3:00 am under Jerks

fuck this highlighter

Seriously, look how dark this stupid green highlighter is! What kind of a cocky son of a bitch do you have to be to think you are more important than the words you are meant to highlight? What the fuck highlighter, who do you think you are?

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12 comments so far

12 comments to “This green highlighter!”

  1. guilty noodleson 05 Feb 2009 at 8:27 am

    Why do you even have a green highlighter?

  2. You Just Made My List!on 05 Feb 2009 at 10:03 am

    It was part a 3 pack. I’ve already killed the pink and yellow so I have no choice but to use this green asshole.

  3. SanFranon 05 Feb 2009 at 11:26 am

    Green sucks, unless it’s on trees and grass and in nature. Nothing is worse than say a dark green shower curtain, or napkins, or furniture or wall paint… and now, clearly, a highlighter.

    I like lighter tints and shades of green, in the spectrum of sage or even lime, in moderation, in the right environment or design piece.

    I had a roommate once that loved all that was dark green. It was terrible for me. And now your damn green highlighter is going to send me right back to therapy. Thanks for NOTHING.

  4. hodanon 05 Feb 2009 at 12:15 pm

    this by far your most bizarre complaint.

  5. hodanon 05 Feb 2009 at 12:15 pm

    this is by far your most bizarre complaint.

  6. hodanon 05 Feb 2009 at 12:16 pm

    whoa there double post.

  7. Tommyon 05 Feb 2009 at 1:11 pm

    stop drinking so little and get us some good ranting this day sucked

  8. Yours Trulyon 05 Feb 2009 at 1:37 pm

    I’m putting all my money in dark green highlighter stock. I’ll be rich!

  9. Bagel Benderon 05 Feb 2009 at 2:45 pm

    I only buy spinach colored highlighters. To each their own.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 05 Feb 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Tommy – First let me say bite me. Second, you will be happy to know I am going to a party tonight and will do my best to get drunk and end the evening bloody and in tears for you.

  11. SanFranon 05 Feb 2009 at 7:51 pm

    Maybe you could color your nipples and draw a Hitler mustache with your green highlighter?

    No need to post photos, though. I’m not into that.

  12. emlynnon 09 Feb 2009 at 3:35 pm

    oh my lord i love you, this is so random. i agree with everything you put on here! so it cracks me up every time