Feb 24 2009

Sassy mom hair!

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sassy mom hair

I saw A LOT of short, sassy mom hair last week on vacation starting with this gem of a hairdo at the airport. This woman wants the world to know that the kids are in college and she’s ready to put on a comfortable pair of Crocs and get tipsy on 1 and a half margaritas. Oh what the hay, she might even order it with salt on the rim. I’m guessing someone is going to get his bald head rubbed too.

The thing that makes sassy mom hair so special is the fact that, unlike the mullet, it’s party up front and an even bigger party in the back. The whole fucking head is in party mode!

Wait, do I like sassy hair or hate it? I can’t tell anymore.

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17 comments to “Sassy mom hair!”

  1. Jeffon 24 Feb 2009 at 6:10 am

    You took a picture = you’d hit that

  2. Kieron Mooreon 24 Feb 2009 at 6:17 am

    also did you feel a little uncomfortable with yourself for taking a picture of a stranger… i bet right now there is a big haired woman writing on her “hate blog” about strangers who take pictures of people without their permission 😉

  3. Peteon 24 Feb 2009 at 8:21 am

    Love it or hate it? Depends on the chick. A cute girl could make that hair very attractive. I’ve seen that hairstyle on Sarah Palin and liked it. But on THAT sassymom, no way. She’s a wrinkled chubster. Plus, she has no fashion sense. I mean, what the hell is she wearing there? A shawl–or is she wearing her drapes from home? Nothing says “my private parts are dried up” like that floral pattern.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 24 Feb 2009 at 8:50 am

    Pete – I don’t think you are understanding this hairdo. While I’m sure Sarah Palin will one day have this hair style on top of her empty head, probably has not had this hairdo yet.

    You may think this woman has a bun but that’s not the case. The back is actually meticulously spiked short hair. I’m guessing she spends at least 30 minutes just on the spikey part.

  5. Patrickon 24 Feb 2009 at 9:32 am

    Wow, a trip through O’hare, and this is what you have decided to complain about.

    C’mon Listey, you can do better.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 24 Feb 2009 at 9:38 am

    Patrick – Sorry, the airport experience was pretty smooth this time. And by the way, shut up, I don’t want to do better.

  7. SanFranon 24 Feb 2009 at 10:20 am

    I think the problem with the sassy mom hairdo is that it is often accompanied by a “pear shaped” body. Obsessing over just-so hair is easier than loosing that extra 50 pounds or so. Besides, it’s important to look smokin’ for the thrice-weekly outings to Applebee’s!

    I’ve known a number of girls/women who have been overweight and spend a LOT of time & funds on their hair.

    And when I say “known”, I’m not inferring anything, bastards.

  8. Yours Trulyon 24 Feb 2009 at 10:32 am

    Just by looking at that woman I can tell a number of things:
    1. She has a large collection of crappy lawn ornaments.
    2. She loudly says “exCUSE me” to get teenagers to quiet down at Pizza Hut.
    3. She cuts her way to the front of the line at McDonalds because she “left her babies (probably dogs, not human) in the car”
    4. She lowers her voice to just above a whisper to make a racial slur
    5. She’s an old, fat bitch and I hate her

  9. You Just Made My List!on 24 Feb 2009 at 10:42 am

    I hate it when you guys leave comments that are funnier than my post. It exposes my lazy, crappy writing.

  10. Neishon 24 Feb 2009 at 12:17 pm

    Blah that woman is too old for that hair style! I agree with SanFran, she’s compensating for being hideous in every other way. I love how her double chin is one cheeseburger away from resting on her bosom.

  11. Lorynon 24 Feb 2009 at 3:16 pm

    That woman is Kate Gosselin 20 years from now:

    http://tlc.discovery.com/tv/jon-and-kate/images/kate-gosselin-photo-175.jpg

    I have to disagree with Pete; that haircut is fucking hideous on EVERYONE.

  12. Xinaon 24 Feb 2009 at 3:45 pm

    You guys are harsh. Yes, she’s fat. Yes, she’s ugly. Yes, she’s old. And yes, she’s trying to hide all of these things by having a kicky hairstyle. However, everyone gets old and most of the time you gain a bit of weight along the way. Maybe, when she was younger, and thinner, and not being picked apart by strangers, she was a punk. Now, the kids are grown, it’s just her and her stud, and she wants to rock a hot look. Since you do reach an age where safety pins and plaid no longer work the easiest way to express yourself is through your hair. I have every intention of wearing a hairstyle that might be a smidge too young for me the minute I get too old. Way to go sassy mom hair! I salute you.

    P.S. I bet she has some tattoos hidden under her travel frock. Now put that in your pipe and smoke it!

  13. You Just Made My List!on 24 Feb 2009 at 3:51 pm

    Xina – For the record, I never commented on anything other than her hair.

  14. HE-MANon 24 Feb 2009 at 7:06 pm

    XINA needs to go back to being a warrior princess or i’ll summon the power of gray-skull on her ass

  15. Paul in Saint Paulon 24 Feb 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Couldn’t you have gotten five or six more angled shots to give us a 360 degree look at that hair? Also, I want to see what article she is reading in Living. You could’ve peeked at that after you accidentally brushed up against her to find out if that black floral frock feels as velvety as it looks. Please work extra-hard for your next airport patron exposé, and please think about tracking someone being chauffered about in one of those golf carts who clearly can walk independently. And thank you, Xina, for sticking up for this poor traveler and her sassy mom hair. I don’t think she spent 30 minutes (minimum) on it that morning with the intention of giving all you guys a hard-on. She just wants her own look, and by God, she’s got it.

  16. Peteon 26 Feb 2009 at 7:52 am

    Speaking of hairdos, I like Katie Couric’s new do. And I want to do her even more than I wanted to do her before.

  17. Jenon 27 Feb 2009 at 1:29 am

    Poor sassy mom hair lady! Her twenty-something daughter probably talked her into it. Women want to look youthful and in style, you know?

    Your post is hilarious, though, as usual, List guy. I think I’m in love…