Mar 17 2009

Gold chains worn outside of sweaters!

Published by at 3:02 am under Jerks,Why?!?

gold chain sweater

I could just as easily put “men who wear gold chains” on my list but when they are worn over a sweater or turtleneck it really pushes the douchebag envelope.

When you wear a gold chain on the outside of your sweater it says to the world “I’m creepy, I sweat too much, I wear Axe, I prefer Van Halen with Sammy Hagar, I think Jim Belushi is hilarious, I still listen to cassette tapes and I lack the ability to understand why all this is wrong.”

It is also a scientific fact that if one wears a gold chain over one’s sweater, the sweater in question will be ugly enough to induce vomiting and will be worn without a collared shirt underneath.

I feel sick.

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18 comments so far

18 comments to “Gold chains worn outside of sweaters!”

  1. Kieron Mooreon 17 Mar 2009 at 5:08 am

    Also under the collar around Polo shirts annoy the hell out me

  2. Xinaon 17 Mar 2009 at 6:02 am

    Add some out of control chest hair to the mix and you’ve just described my nightmares.

  3. kaotiksymphonyon 17 Mar 2009 at 6:30 am

    I think I work with this guy…

  4. LLGon 17 Mar 2009 at 8:53 am


    I also work with this guy. But my guy pumps it up by wearing a matching gold bracelet.

    Hell yeah. Now that’s style.

  5. Yours Trulyon 17 Mar 2009 at 10:01 am

    That guy also sports a creepy pedo-smile. His classiness knows no bounds.

  6. hodanon 17 Mar 2009 at 10:03 am

    that picture is violating all kinds of international laws.

  7. rachelon 17 Mar 2009 at 10:14 am

    you know this guy puts sunglasses on his baby, too.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 17 Mar 2009 at 10:21 am

    Rachel – and he loves Guy Fieri

  9. Sundayon 17 Mar 2009 at 10:26 am

    I think it’s on par with a UFC/Wings Tshirt front tucked into a large silver belt buckle.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 17 Mar 2009 at 10:32 am

    Sunday – Don’t even get me started on wing shirts!

  11. Sundayon 17 Mar 2009 at 10:37 am

    Good Lord, aren’t they the worst? The wing shirt/line beard (saw your blog on that)/silver belt buckle/brown shades combo is mind blowingly bad. And it’s the ultimate in douchebagginess when that guy is in a picture holding up a beer mug over a beer bong table with seven other line beard/wing shirt dudes.

  12. Yours Trulyon 17 Mar 2009 at 11:48 am

    Seriously Listman, it looks like you took that photo off the FBI’s Most Wanted list.

  13. rxon 17 Mar 2009 at 12:16 pm

    gold chains over shirts is wrong, but cassette tapes are AMAZING. come on!

  14. jasonon 17 Mar 2009 at 12:18 pm

    Who is this guy? White huggiebear? WTF is up with the comehither look on this jerkoff’s face?

  15. Saraon 17 Mar 2009 at 12:39 pm

    Haha line beards. No matter how you shave it a beard does not substitute for a jawline

  16. rachelon 17 Mar 2009 at 3:46 pm


    this guy is basically your whole list, encapsulated into one shitty human being. you know he complains in long lines, has a dream catcher hanging from his rear view mirror and is a shitty driver on top of it. we already know he wears AXE and he says things like “it is what it is.” oh, and one more thing…he can’t wait to get home from his shift at Kinko’s to watch Dancing with the Stars.

  17. justapersonon 17 Mar 2009 at 5:25 pm

    this guy looks JUST like my sicko ex-brother in law.

  18. Munchieson 18 Mar 2009 at 6:38 pm

    That flavor-saver mustache completes the package of creepiness. I feel like Chris Hansen should pop up over this guy’s shoulder.