Mar 25 2009

Bratz!

Published by at 3:05 am under Jerks

Bratz little whores

Just how badly do these parents want their daughters to be strippers, sluts, bitches, bimbos and/or whores? It is scientifically proven that the most likely way to see your daughter flash her dumb tits on a Girls Gone Wild commercial is to allow her to watch Bratz or play with Bratz dolls. On a side note, I wish I could be there to witness some dad sitting alone in the family room late at night as he gets a boner watching a Girls Gone Wild commercial when all of a sudden, WHAM, his daughter appears on the screen! That has got to be one of the greatest moments in the history of mankind. I mean not for him but for the rest of us.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, if you let your daughter watch Bratz you are a bad parent and your kid is going to be a trashy whore. That is all.

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28 comments to “Bratz!”

  1. Yours Trulyon 25 Mar 2009 at 4:44 am

    You stole the thoughts right out of my brain. I think the “Whorez” line was thought up by a pedophile, because that’s the only kind of person I can think of who wants 8 year old girls to dress and act like sluts.

  2. jasonon 25 Mar 2009 at 5:25 am

    Seriously? Lighten up Listy! They’re freakin charactures. Do you want your 8 year old boy to be a killer and pack around an m-60 because you buy him GI-Joe with the kung-Fu grip?

    I buy my girls Bratz. That doesn’t mean I want them to have heads 3 times larger than their bodies. Should I buy them Barbie so they can think they should get ginormous plastic tits? Girls become strippers for lots of different reasons. Didn’t get attention from Dad, they were touched when young, they got knocked up and now have a baby and they need money cause their baby daddy is a fucking loser. I don’t believe they become strippers because you buy them some freakin doll.

    BTW Yours, just because you buy the doll doesn’t mean you let the CHILD dress like the stupid doll. If parents take the time to differentiate between reality and fantasy and discuss these differences with their children, kids will understand and not think it’s ok to look like a freakin cartoon!

  3. kaotiksymphonyon 25 Mar 2009 at 6:13 am

    lol that was funny, even if I totally disagree

  4. Saraon 25 Mar 2009 at 6:28 am

    A little late on this one, even my hick local news covered this like 3 years ago. I find it disturbing, true (like why dont they have noses?) But I’m more worried about the little girls wearing the sweat pants with “juicy” or “sweet T” or “Pedophiles insert here” on their little tooshies.

  5. kaotiksymphonyon 25 Mar 2009 at 7:29 am

    Bratz are for what, girls aged 6 – 10 yrs old? I think parents still have a say as to how their kids dress. if a 10 year old is walking around with sweat pants with the word “Juicy” on her bum, who’s to blame?? certainly not a freakin cartoon

  6. You Just Made My List!on 25 Mar 2009 at 8:08 am

    Look, if you think it’s normal for your daughter to look up to snotty bimbos with tons of whorish makeup, stripper shoes and skirts that barely cover their genitalia then have fun living with your miniature Paris Hilton. Have any of you ever watched the show? I’m obviously exaggerating in my post for entertainment purposes but I honestly think letting the Bratz influence how your daughters interpret femininity is a big mistake.

  7. Jeffon 25 Mar 2009 at 8:14 am

    Umm no I haven’t watched Bratz. That’s pretty normal for men in their 30s btw.

  8. Cest la vieon 25 Mar 2009 at 8:18 am

    If you buy your child Bratz dolls, you are both an idiot AND a moron. Don’t try to defend it, just face the facts and be on your way.

  9. You Just Made My List!on 25 Mar 2009 at 8:28 am

    Jeff, you’re missing out. These little sluts…

    I was going to make a joke but honestly I can’t do it. The Bratz are too creepy to joke about.

  10. rachelon 25 Mar 2009 at 9:12 am

    Listy~

    none of the parents i know buy these for their children. and as the mother of a boy- i can say that i do not buy him any toy that has a GUN either.

    maybe not your funniest post, but you certainly struck a nerve.

  11. SanFranon 25 Mar 2009 at 9:18 am

    You ought to watch this:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/video/bratz_dolls_may_give_young_girls

  12. Xinaon 25 Mar 2009 at 9:25 am

    When I was little girl I played with Barbie. If I were young now I would want to play with Bratz dolls. Barbie didn’t mess up how I think a woman should be. I don’t think the Bratz would either.

    And the fact that I’m a slut has nothing to do with either of these toys. I just do it so men will like me!

    BTW, putting on Barbie’s shoes was always a pain in the ass but I’ll take that over changing her feet (!) any day. The Bratz creep me out.

  13. You Just Made My List!on 25 Mar 2009 at 9:39 am

    I understand that Barbie is not a realistic female image but the difference, the HUGE difference, between Barbie and Bratz is that Barbie is a woman. A women with a job and a house. She has responsibilities and a gay boyfriend. The Bratz girls are children! They are little girls dressed like sluts acting like bimbos.

    It’s weird and creepy to turn little girls into adults. In my mind it’s similar to child pageants. Little kids should be little kids as long as possible. What’s the rush to turn them into women in stripper heels and short skirts? Yuck.

  14. RBoneon 25 Mar 2009 at 11:21 am

    I mean, really, the name says it all. Bratz? Why the fuck would anyone (parents, kids, the fucks who sell this shit) think that its cool to look up to, play with or be a fucking brat? Even little kids hate other kids that are real brats! But suddenly they give them a giant head and thong undies and its cool? Nope! Why not just call them Assholz? Or Shitz? Or Retardz? Jesuz!

  15. Ferninjaon 25 Mar 2009 at 11:28 am

    Jason, you’re an idiot.

    That having been said, you’re all missing the point. You’re throwing this whole “its not going to change them to play with/watch bratz because we as parents still have control over them” bullshit out of perspective.
    While it may be true that you have parental control, you cannot be naive enough to honestly believe that a CHILD (still developing, looking at adults and role-models to determine who they are/will be) would not be influenced by their projection of how a “cool” figure is supposed to be behaving/dressing.
    You may be able to “not let them” act/dress like them. But they are still going to want to. That’s the point.

  16. kaotiksymphonyon 25 Mar 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I think we can all agree that the Bratz dolls are not the greatest toys on the market, but I really don’t think it’s making our kids want to run out and take poll dancing lessons, I’m more concerned about little girls aspiring to be noseless…

  17. jasonon 25 Mar 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Ferninja are you serious? You are calling me an idiot based on a response to some toys that are supposed to make little girls turn into strippers and sluts? Are you fucking serious with that comment?

    Dolls as role models? To determine “who they are/will be”?

    I never said anything about watch, read the comment before you criticise me fool. My children also liked and watched Barney. Will they want to grow up and be purple and naked?

    When I was growing up kids were watching Master of the Universe, Tarzan and other cartoons. Bratz at least wear some clothes, Evilyn wore enough clothes to cover nips and her girl smile. I guess HeMan is responsible for millions of old strippers now? Don’t be a retard if you don’t have to be. Parents who spend time with their kids teach them alot more about how to dress and act than cartoons and dolls.

    How many children do you have Ferninja? If so then you probably know already that what they like changes ALL the time. What they think is cool changes ALL the time.

  18. hodanon 26 Mar 2009 at 12:33 am

    you guys have it all wrong, the bratz aren’t sluts-whore-skanks they are mutants…and must be destroyed.

  19. Munchieson 26 Mar 2009 at 1:12 am

    Bratz dolls freak me out. Their legs disattach at the knees, so when you want to change your doll’s shoes, you essentially rip off it’s leg and replace it with a different one. What kind of message does that send?

    I’m thankful that I have boy children who are not interested in playing with Bratz dolls.

    I also do not get the huge head/beady eyes trend. All the dolls are doing it now, I think it’s contagious, like plastic herpes spreading through the toy aisles.

    I hope the Legos don’t catch it.

  20. justapersonon 26 Mar 2009 at 11:59 am

    BRATZ dolls are DISGUSTING and repute, therefore nullifying and eroding the “American Culture” just a little bit more…..
    They’re propably made in China, too.

  21. SanFranon 26 Mar 2009 at 10:25 pm

    Jason:

    to answer your question:

    “My children also liked and watched Barney. Will they want to grow up and be purple and naked?”

    Yes. Yes they will.

    On everything else, I don’t have any Sprog of my own, so I don’t feel qualified to say one way or another if Bratz, or dolls, or anything of the sorts, will really make a bit of difference. I do think that media, be it TV or games or movies, are what most shape people, be they 5 or 50… So these Bratz dolls seem, to me, to be an imitation of what is fashionable and hip. Kids are going to find a trend to follow regardless of where it is displayed.

    Anyhow.

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  23. Zephon 13 Apr 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Question: What happens if I force my son to watch Bratz? I’m thinking that he might grow up and like that whole Cos Play stuff or become a vegetarian.

  24. xemO_kittyxon 17 Feb 2012 at 8:05 am

    Okay. Ill give you a perfict example to you dumb people. If parents were smart they would NEVER let there children go out and look like a whore except (not to try and be a racial so to speak) but girls that will do it will be hick familys and poor girls. Some maybe from a bad experence like she might of had got raped by her dad and 4 brothers. I know two people that are like this and they are like that because they went threw things and do hard core drugs, drink, smoke, etc. The doll didn’t even made them become it what so ever. Also I’m 17 going on 18 in a few more month’s and I played with the Bratz dolls, saw the show, had the movies, played the video games, etc. and I say its just for the entertainment of young girls maybe even teens. I still like to play with them but eventhough my top fav doll on the market is Monster High. All these company’s wanna come out with new style and looks for dolls and if they wanna make them look slutty to my oppinon I disagree but if you believe its so just ignore and move on. These toy company’s are just selling ideas not trying to sell dolls to makes this whole scam on making your daughter a ho. Honistly that’s stupid like the whole thing that Disney put subliminal messages in there movies to make girls whores and stuff. Just watch what is said about these dolls because whoever believes the dolls do so and your child is dressing like them then you need to keep a keen eye out or make sure what your daughter has in her closet which I would say teen’s but little girls are not going to do so and if you are a good enought stricked parent I believe they will know right from wrong and know not to do any of that kind of stuff.

  25. You Just Made My List!on 17 Feb 2012 at 12:25 pm

    xemO_kittyx – I am speechless. Is it possible your comment is a joke because I don’t want to live in a world where this is real. There could not be a worse spokesperson for these dolls than you.

  26. mahamon 03 Dec 2012 at 6:55 am

    you people are getting so angry you may be blowing up!!! Hee hee! Well, about this whole, “Bratz are inappropriate for young minds” theory, TRASH THE THEORY NOW!!! I mean, let us take a look at a Bratz-hating family:

    Little Jimmy and Sara have been good today so their parents take them upstairs to the study and tell them they can choose five things each to order off Amazon.com as a treat. So, a few minutes later, little Jimmy runs down and announces his choices, “Well”, he says, “I’d like a gun-blaster, vile-o-vicious weapon attacks, Power Rangers destructive missiles, power-shooting cannon balls and a Batman destroying belt, please”. “Of course”, say his parents, and they order his things. The girl, however, decides on all five of the Funk n’ Glow Bratz doll collection. She announces what she wants but her parents are shocked and angry. “YOU WILL NOT HAVE THAT! IT IS SOOOOOOO BAD FOR YOUR MIND, IT IS NOT CREATIVE OR FRIENDLY IN ANY WAY!” So, poor Sara doesn’t even get a treat and is sent to bed without dinner or reading-time.

    Motto of the parable: Parents let their sons run about with violent fake weapons but dis-allow their daughters to buy a doll with a belly-showing.

  27. You Just Made My List!on 03 Dec 2012 at 11:51 am

    Wow, what incredible logic… One thing is bad therefore nothing is bad.

    P.S. This Jimmy kid sounds cool but that Sara is a real whore.

  28. Kellieon 08 May 2013 at 4:31 pm

    I agree with this post. Bratz are slutty divas that care about nothing but fashion. While shopping at Walmart I saw a Bratz doll wearing a skimpy bikini top that was showing on the left side of the doll with a skull tattoo. Is MGA Entertainment serious? I never ever had a Bratz doll and never will. I can’t determine which doll is worse: Bratz or Barbie?