Apr 01 2009

I quit!

Published by at 3:10 am under Jerks

cry baby

That’s right jerks, I’m done. It’s over. I quit. Take this job and shove it!

I’ve spent almost every night of the last 9 months forcing myself to write this dumb blog and I finally came to the realization that I hate blogging. I don’t even LIKE blogs so what the hell am I doing writing one?

The truth is it has been really fun and I have enjoyed watching a little community of fellow complainers grow around the site and I feel really bad about leaving you all alone with your dark thoughts. On one hand I am happy I will no longer have to force myself to write every day but on the other hand I feel sick about letting my dumb little blog die. I also hate April Fools jokes and I hate myself for playing one today. So stop crying you big idiots. I’m not going anywhere, I’ve got too many things to complain about.

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24 comments so far

24 comments to “I quit!”

  1. Kieron Mooreon 01 Apr 2009 at 4:27 am

    thats was nearly funny… well done 🙂

  2. Willon 01 Apr 2009 at 4:42 am

    Yeah, you certainly got me going…fucking homo!

  3. Anneon 01 Apr 2009 at 6:10 am

    Fuuuuck. Now I hate you for making me believe you on April Fucking Fools Day! I can’t decide if I hate you more for playing a prank or myself for falling for it.

  4. CreatureofHabiton 01 Apr 2009 at 7:19 am

    Geezus! I cried, I laughed…….. Listy you get me every time!

  5. Paul in Saint Paulon 01 Apr 2009 at 7:39 am

    If I didn’t savor April Fools’ jokes so much, I’d be livid. Thank goodness you’ll still be on hand for your blog-whining.

  6. Perryon 01 Apr 2009 at 8:30 am

    Listman, I knew I could count on you for a good April Fool’s joke!

    I was hoping you wouldn’t let the opportunity pass you by. Well done, sir, well done!

  7. Patrickon 01 Apr 2009 at 8:33 am

    Hey Listy, how about really tall spoilers on cars???!! I saw one yesterday and I thought of you….

  8. You Just Made My List!on 01 Apr 2009 at 8:40 am

    Patrick – Didn’t I just tell you I QUIT? 🙂

  9. Saraon 01 Apr 2009 at 9:01 am

    Patrick. I was at the grocery store the other day where there was one of those fast and furious cars parked near me. I went over to and grabbed the fin and I was like “Your not supposed to leave shopping carts in the parking spaces”….. shopping cart guy thought it was funny

  10. rachelon 01 Apr 2009 at 9:31 am

    i hate you.

  11. rachelon 01 Apr 2009 at 9:32 am

    i didn’t mean that.

  12. SanFranon 01 Apr 2009 at 10:07 am

    It’s gonna be hard to sit down with my foot broken off in your ass!

  13. Neishon 01 Apr 2009 at 10:22 am

    Of course, you could never quit, you love the (limited)fame and the minions you’ve acquired.

  14. kaotiksymphonyon 01 Apr 2009 at 10:33 am

    thanks for the panic attack

  15. hodanon 01 Apr 2009 at 10:47 am

    holy shit you got me. i didn’t even realize it was April fools day.

  16. Tommyon 01 Apr 2009 at 12:08 pm

    Damnit dude, you took me to the depths of despair, heights of relief and the mediocrity of feeling duped all in a few seconds. Good work! asshole

  17. You Just Made My List!on 01 Apr 2009 at 2:32 pm

    Everyone – Sorry.

  18. Reel2reelon 01 Apr 2009 at 4:14 pm

    Oh man you had me. Don’t ever quit, the one thing this world needs is more haters.

  19. Xinaon 01 Apr 2009 at 4:47 pm

    Wait a second… you put effort into your posts? You are tricky. I couldn’t tell at all.

  20. Kellyon 01 Apr 2009 at 6:39 pm

    You really had me for a second! I was like well, crap now I have to find a new highlight to my day…. Grr but good one! Muah!

  21. Derpon 01 Apr 2009 at 8:02 pm


  22. Yours Trulyon 01 Apr 2009 at 8:10 pm

    Listy: You’re supposed to tell everyone it was a joke TOMORROW (i.e. april 2). What the hell is wrong with you?

  23. SanFranon 01 Apr 2009 at 8:35 pm

    Yours Truly: I think it’s some form of premature
    e-jaculation on Listman’s part.

    You’ve got something on your chin…

  24. CreatureofHabiton 02 Apr 2009 at 10:55 am

    Lol @ Yours truly…. that would’ve sucked. I would’ve been so sad all night instead of just the 2 seconds. Genius!