Apr 02 2009

Bling and your stupid fucking rims!

Published by at 3:01 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

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Since I tricked all your sucka asses yesterday I’m giving you a double post (sort of) today!

OK, let’s get into it. I am sick of the term “bling,” I’m sick of actual bling, and I’m sick of people who say and/or own bling. I’m extra sick of the full use of the saying “bling bling.” As soon as your mom knows a slang term it’s over. I heard a news anchor say “dissed” a few months ago and I nearly set my TV and my own ears on fire. I’m glad the world economy is collapsing because maybe it will put an end to this ridiculous diva attitude everyone walks around with. Actually, now that I think about it most of the idiots obsessed with blingy crap are already poor. Fuck, bling is here to stay.

And while you’re at it, take your 22″ rims and shove ’em up your bling hole. Why is it 98% of the time I see a car with “fancy” rims it is painfully obvious that those rims cost more than the blue book value of the piece of shit car they are attached to?

We have such wonderful priorities don’t we? When I say “we” I mean not me.

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14 comments to “Bling and your stupid fucking rims!”

  1. jasonon 02 Apr 2009 at 5:12 am

    Here in SWFL I see this shit daily. It’s completely fucking ridiculous. These cars ride like shit, and yes, most of the time I see 24s on 1986 chevy capris or some other car that is a real piece of shit. The dude driving the car usually has his grill slugged up and he usually has some bling but nobody can understand what the fuck he is saying. It’s like all these guys are trying to be pootytang.
    I just shake my head and go on about my business.

    These guys are also usually the guys crying about racial profiling.

  2. Hearton 02 Apr 2009 at 6:12 am

    On another note, from looking at the second picture – how the hell does anyone get into these shit mobiles when the rims are that high? Some sort of jewel incrusted ladder?!

    P.s I love your website, keep it up!

  3. Jeffon 02 Apr 2009 at 6:35 am

    Grills are pretty cool though. And saying “oh no you didn’t”

  4. LLGon 02 Apr 2009 at 7:27 am

    No, no, no, Jeff. It’s “oh naw, you dinnit…”

    In the culture of bling and rims, the letter “d” does not exist.

  5. Kieron Mooreon 02 Apr 2009 at 7:34 am

    Jeff….. Die 🙂

  6. Jeffon 02 Apr 2009 at 7:43 am

    I will kick all your asses to the curb!

    PS I hate your website. Take it down!

  7. SanFranon 02 Apr 2009 at 9:08 am

    I can’t argue with any of this – even if I did, nobody would listen…

    However, excessive ‘bling’ and rims that are bigger then those on a quarry truck on a Camry or Caprice do make me guffaw. We took to saying “Krunk” for a while, but that seems to be gaining notoriety too.

    Example:

    My friend might say: “Look at that fucking car… it’s all fucking krunked up”

    And I might reply: “It’s das krünkwagen” in my best mocking German accent.

    And then we stop at the nearest bar. It’s great!

  8. Kieron Mooreon 02 Apr 2009 at 9:19 am

    SanFran, you and your friend sound like you have a great time lol

  9. hodanon 02 Apr 2009 at 10:16 am

    Bling?! really, listman is this the best u can do. nobody says bling anymore, it’s ‘ice’. and rims are retarded.

  10. FFAFon 02 Apr 2009 at 10:24 am

    “As soon as your mom knows a slang term it’s over.”

    -Well stated listy, this is so true.

  11. rachelon 02 Apr 2009 at 10:44 am

    project: watch Good Day with that f-face Jillian and take a drink every time she says “BLING”. or puts her hands in the air and says “Whhoooomp!”

  12. You Just Made My List!on 02 Apr 2009 at 10:47 am

    hodan – Unfortunately yes this is the best I can do.

    rachel – I would rather slice my nuts off with a rusty knife.

  13. rachelon 02 Apr 2009 at 10:50 am

    new project: list called- “Things that make me want to slice my nuts off with a rusty knife.”

  14. justapersonon 02 Apr 2009 at 11:55 am

    that car is FUGLY. I see these clown-mobiles all the time where i live with the little AUTO ZONE air vents GLUED to the side, usually randomly placed in no particular order. I remember once one of these same exact cars flew by me on an icy bridge once, driver all leaning over to the side like he was tough. Well, he spun out and curb checked it REAL good. Maybe he needed to re-define the term “ice”, lol.

    ******PS LISTY, you’re doing JUST FINE!!