Apr 15 2009

Celebrity hand blessings!

Published by at 2:55 am under Jerks

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OK, I tried to find a photo or youtube clip illustrating exactly what I’m talking about but after 30 minutes I got side-tracked and started looking at hot tattooed rockabilly chicks on flickr. The internet is an evil time suck! You can relate because at this exact moment YOU are wasting YOUR time!

Anyhoo, I think I can describe this dumb celebrity move without video evidence. Also, I should mention that I already know nobody is going to give a shit about this subject. Tough titty. Do people still say tough titty? Can you tell I’m avoiding the subject at hand? (No pun intended! Seriously, I didn’t notice this hilarious pun until I was proof-reading.)

Fine, fine, here we go…
(Jerry Seinfeld voice) What’s the deal with celebrities always blessing me with their hands? Their beautiful, superior hands. There is something so incredibly annoying when a celeb addresses a crowd, perhaps at an award show, and does that stupid, hippie, hand blessing/bow combo. It feels so condescending and disingenuous. If you could see their thought bubble it would read something like, “me me me me me me me me me me me me.”

I give up, this post is dumb. Forgive me. I’m hand blessing you all right now. Well, actually it’s more of a finger blessing.

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9 comments so far

9 comments to “Celebrity hand blessings!”

  1. CreatureofHabiton 15 Apr 2009 at 6:37 am

    Drives me fucking nuts. I’m not positive, but I think it comes from Yoga. Namaste, I believe it’s called.

    We get it Celebrity assholes! We know you have nothing better to do than take 4 hours of Yoga on the beach everyday, so don’t rub in our faces with your bullshit greeting!

  2. Jeffon 15 Apr 2009 at 7:20 am

    But it is kinda cool when they put their fist to their chest – kinda saying ‘one love’ to me, you, everyone…

  3. You Just Made My List!on 15 Apr 2009 at 8:51 am

    Jeff – You finally made me laugh! FINALLY!

  4. SanFranon 15 Apr 2009 at 9:09 am

    I love receiving the occasional hand blessing, especially while driving.

    erm, gotta go. have some business to take care of.

  5. Neishon 15 Apr 2009 at 1:59 pm

    I think everyone every once in a while likes to sit down at the computer and give themselves a little hand blessing.

  6. icecycle66on 15 Apr 2009 at 5:49 pm

    I had no idea the guy running this web-log kept a running tally of how long it takes for people to bring the painful joy of laughter into his life.

    Neish- It’s best to hand bless yourslef at least twice a day. It keeps the cancer away.

  7. hodanon 15 Apr 2009 at 6:57 pm

    she’s got a wonky finger! too much blessings can do that to you.

  8. Tommyon 15 Apr 2009 at 7:41 pm

    That reminds me…I’m gonna do yoga when I get home.

  9. Elioton 21 Apr 2009 at 10:15 pm

    I think you mean the Japanese bow, which Lisa Kudrow does as washed-up sitcom star Valerie Cherish in “The Comeback,” and it’s always accompanied by “Honor the work.”