Apr 16 2009


Published by at 3:05 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

fuck twitter

I don’t get it. I will never get it. I don’t want to get it. I don’t want to live in a world where Twitter is successful. I don’t want to be surrounded by people “tweeting.” I don’t even want to fucking know the word tweet. I don’t want to know that you just ate cheese fries and I don’t need a live update of the Death Cab set list.

(Update: Follow me on Twitter if you hate yourself)

Biz Stone. Douchebag. Virgin.

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25 comments so far

25 comments to “Twitter!”

  1. Jeffon 16 Apr 2009 at 7:31 am

    r u bc? i tot u wr @ wrk…

  2. Tommyon 16 Apr 2009 at 9:49 am

    poop check in

  3. SanFranon 16 Apr 2009 at 9:58 am

    dude… I had a similar complaint to a friend of mine who is, well – rather active with Twitter… Actually, a bunch of friends are – and, like you, I don’t get it, I don’t like it, and wish it would just go away.

    I complained to him, via IM, mind you, that I could not be apart of something that requires one to “tweet”. It’s a stupid fucking word and it makes me mad to even type it.


  4. Neishon 16 Apr 2009 at 11:38 am

    You know what I friggen hate right now?! That you posted a video from Colbert Nation but because Comedy Central is douchie, it wont let me watch it because I’m in Canada. So I have to go hunt it down on The Comedy Network. If it’s offered in Canada on another friggen site why don’t they just license it to Canada through Comedy Central as well and stop wasting my time!

    Thanks a lot Listy, now I’m angry and I usually come here to just laugh at the stuff that makes you angry and let it roll off my back.

  5. SanFranon 16 Apr 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Neish: let what roll off your back? Is this somehow related to a “Hand Blessing”…

  6. RBoneon 16 Apr 2009 at 12:20 pm

    I hate Twitter with a venomous passion. However, I also hated texting, IMing, Facebook and…blogs. I miss 1995!

  7. CreatureofHabiton 16 Apr 2009 at 12:28 pm

    I’m with you on this. I’m *b a r e l y* on board with cell phones, neither answering nor charging mine. Hubby keeps threatening me with Jitterbug.

    As for the Twits- I don’t get it. I don’t want to get it. Biz Stone (nice name, btw) said “IT’S THE TECHNOLOGY WE DIDN’T KNOW WE NEEDED UNTIL WE HAD IT”. Fu-ucking wrong Bizzy Boy. We didn’t know we needed it because there’s enough mundane crapola to surround ourselves with and fill 25hours of each day. Let’s active some brain cells, not bore them into oblivion.

    I hate everything! Thanks Listy.

  8. Neishon 16 Apr 2009 at 12:37 pm

    SanFran: You know, all the crappy annoying little things in life that bother you but because Listy does you the favor of ranting about it, you can shrug it off. In fact, it makes me happy that there is someone who hates the stuff I do so much more that he’s compelled to write about it so I don’t have to!

    But maybe a little hand blessing would make me feel better that Comedy Central makes it harder for me to watch Jon Stewart and Colbert. Why can’t they just be nice and let Canada watch too without having to go to another site?

  9. You Just Made My List!on 16 Apr 2009 at 12:50 pm

    Why does Comedy Central hate Canada? What a bunch of jerks. Sorry.

  10. kaotiksymphonyon 16 Apr 2009 at 1:00 pm

    I’m with you Neish, I’m just waiting for him to put truck balls on his list so they stop haunting my dreams

  11. hodanon 16 Apr 2009 at 1:49 pm

    get. a .life.
    tweetering is retarded.

  12. GROW UPon 16 Apr 2009 at 3:49 pm

    everyone who comments here over and over again needs to grow up and get lives. puh leez. yes, including me. go make money idiots!!!!

  13. You Just Made My List!on 16 Apr 2009 at 3:54 pm

    Grow Up – While I agree we are all wasting our time here, especially me, I don’t understand what that has to do with making money. You grow up you poopy face meanie!

  14. CreatureofHabiton 16 Apr 2009 at 3:56 pm

    What does Comedy Central hate Canada? Get to the bottom of it Listy.

    Ok… I have to get back to making money.

  15. rachelon 16 Apr 2009 at 4:09 pm


    ps i do love death cab, tho~ am i still cool?

  16. icecycle66on 16 Apr 2009 at 4:11 pm

    I have also noticed that McDonalds and a few other places make Canadians take some sort of knowledge test before letting them redeem contest prizes.

  17. Tommy Rocheon 16 Apr 2009 at 8:51 pm

    RBone…yeah 1995, when IRC was king!

  18. Perryon 16 Apr 2009 at 9:42 pm

    Thank God. I’m honestly relieved to see that not every comment is ” I LUV TWITTER!!! LOL!!!”

    I’m with Creature. I’m barely on board with cell phones and I’m 23 for crying out loud!

  19. Kieron Mooreon 17 Apr 2009 at 6:53 am

    i like cell phones
    i like facebook
    i like social networking

    whats the point of giving you 140 charachers…. think of the best things ever said or written down

    Malcom x’s speach
    Winston churchhills “we will fight them on the beeches” speach
    the Lyrics to Hammertime my MC Hammer

    None of them are anywhere close to 140 charachers which means that anything said on twitter is pointless and not worth my time

    this post is over 140 charachers… therefor is worthy to write πŸ™‚

  20. CreatureofHabiton 17 Apr 2009 at 1:58 pm

    Lyrics to Hammertime….yes! I’m right there with you.

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  22. Willon 20 May 2009 at 11:25 pm

    Really? I’m gonna have to be the one to say it? I notice that if I so choose, I can follow you on twitter. Step 1: Open mouth. Step 2: Insert foot.

  23. You Just Made My List!on 21 May 2009 at 8:04 am

    Will – Have you see my Twitter page? Step 1: Open your ass. Step 2: Insert my foot.

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  25. ickyon 04 Jan 2011 at 12:57 pm

    I love how your twitter rant has a twitter button at the bottom of the Biz Stone video πŸ™‚