Apr 16 2009
I don’t get it. I will never get it. I don’t want to get it. I don’t want to live in a world where Twitter is successful. I don’t want to be surrounded by people “tweeting.” I don’t even want to fucking know the word tweet. I don’t want to know that you just ate cheese fries and I don’t need a live update of the Death Cab set list.
(Update: Follow me on Twitter if you hate yourself)
Biz Stone. Douchebag. Virgin.
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