May 04 2009

Your stupid slutty sweatsuit!

Published by at 3:00 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

juicy couture sweatsuit

When did this become OK? When did girls become as lazy as guys? Sweats worn in public are bad enough on a man but on a woman it’s just sad. The kind of sad like when you are talking to someone and they have a booger swinging back and forth in their nose but you can’t say anything, all you can do is stare at it, pity them and then throw up when they walk away.

When a girl wears a sweatsuit in public it says, “I’ve given up on everything that makes me female. I’m pretending to care but obviously don’t.” These girls want the world to know they can no longer be bothered with complicated things like wearing clothes. I feel like the 5 most powerful names in the fashion industry got together and tried to come up with the most anti-fashion thing possible, just to see if they could sell it to the masses. The masses are asses and those asses say “Juicy.”

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21 comments so far

21 comments to “Your stupid slutty sweatsuit!”

  1. jeffon 04 May 2009 at 3:22 am

    I agree about the conspiracy, but instead I think they came up with Crocs®

  2. jasonon 04 May 2009 at 5:41 am

    At least you managed to find a couple of pics with girls that still have a decent figure. Every time I see women in pink sweats it’s always some hugemongus slob that hasn’t seen a treadmill in quite a few years. I don’t really care what the female gender wears most of the time. Some things do make me wanna throw up. The other day I was in Wal-Mart and I saw a morbidly obese woman in a tube top and a mini skirt, complete with high heels. I know, I know, people come in all sizes and all are beautiful, or some other shit. I have nothing against heavy people and I have nothing against tube tops or mini skirts. I do have something against the two together. Sorry tangent.

    Back to the subject. The other day I was in the mall and I saw a young girl(early twenties, I’m not a total perv!) walking around in ‘sweatlike’ shorts that said pink on the ass and since her ass looked like half an onion stickin out like POW! I decided it was ok and I’m sure she was very relieved to know that I approved of her outfit. Bottom line wear something that is appropriate for what you are doing and for your body type. I’m not lifting weights and staying on a strict diet like I did in my teens and early twenties anymore so I’m not going to be wearing an under armor shirt in public or anywhere else for that matter.

  3. jasonon 04 May 2009 at 5:44 am

    In reference to the above I realized I didn’t describe the woman in Wal-Mart. She was 5’2″-5’4″ at most and weighed in around 350-380. She had more rolls then a bakery!

  4. neishon 04 May 2009 at 8:31 am

    The middle girl is obviously a model and she makes the look hot but as we clearly see to each side of her are two women of different sizes who make the outfit just look like a hot mess. This is the problem with a lot of styles, looks hot on the young size 0 chick but in reality it just looks skanky and scary on the regular masses. Like skinny jeans, hot on models, fucking ugly on anyone who’se bigger than a size 6. People got to start dressing their bodies for the size they are, and that’s not a diss to anyone, but you’re not helping the virgin eyes of the children when you’re flashing your bits.

    And both of the other girls are wearing those shit ugly uggs. Stop wearing those, they are just as stupid as the crocs >.O

  5. icecycle66on 04 May 2009 at 8:36 am

    What’s with that “juicy” shit? I don’t even know what the hell it is supposed to mean. I imagine chicken grease oozing out of the fat rolls the porkers are hiding under their elastic clothes. I should be allowed to stick all these people, one at a time, into a giant citrus press and see how long it takes them to admit they aren’t as sexy as they wish they were. …oh, I want to throw up…

    Jason – Yes, all people come in different shapes and sizes, but they are not all beautiful. In fact, it is because of this that everybody needs to be whipped with chains. Everyone is ugly and it takes almost all of my awesome will power not to walk around puking on people just to hide their faces beneath something readily accessible without having to touch them. People like the beach ball you saw a Wal-Mart are the reason why the internet is so populated. No one wants to have to see that fat ass. At least some people know they suck, take me for instance, notice my image is not plastered all over the internet. I ugly up real life enough I’m not going to ruin the fake one too.

  6. hodanon 04 May 2009 at 9:34 am

    the term ‘juicy’ should never be on anybody’s ass…unless you’re a stripper.

  7. SanFranon 04 May 2009 at 11:13 am

    Jason: my friends and I call them “Popped Biscuits” – like the pilsbury dough things – you twist the canister, and POP, out comes the dough, oozing from the confines of the now un-twisted canister.

    …Listy, more on this later – I have to go!

  8. jasonon 04 May 2009 at 1:29 pm

    SanFran: I agree with the biscuit reference when the person in question is less than 2 bills. My wife and I refer to them as muffin tops. This particular woman was NO JOKE 350 minimum. If you put 10 lbs of mashed potatos in a 3lb bag it might be about the same proportional effect as the eye and psyche scarring I received on that fateful day. I simply have never been the same. The sight of a tube top takes me immediately back to the scene of the crime, much like stories of Vietnam Veterans sometimes experience flashback when I rains heavily or they happen to glimpse a military vehicle.

  9. Kateon 04 May 2009 at 2:17 pm

    Um… Brian is that you?

  10. Lon 04 May 2009 at 10:09 pm

    Jason, dude, quit co-opting shit. Firstly this blog; get your own if you’re going to rant like this in the comments. TL;DR if I ever saw one. Secondly: “My wife and I refer to them as muffin tops.” Really? Just you two? Congrats on trademarking a phrase, Janice Dickinson.
    Otherwise, solid post, and agreed in full! Stop that, ladies.

  11. jasonon 05 May 2009 at 5:13 am

    Hey L, not co-opting shit, just commenting. Suck it! Didn’t say I’m taking credit for a phrase just saying that’s the phrase I use. Didn’t say my wife and I made up this cute little thing, ur an ass.

  12. neishon 05 May 2009 at 7:25 am

    I’m pretty sure Mr. Listy enjoys having a little gang of commentors, it probably make him feel awesome. So I say rant on Jason.

  13. You Just Made My List!on 05 May 2009 at 8:05 am

    I love to read your rants – rant on!

  14. Lon 05 May 2009 at 8:53 pm

    Ar least I’m an ass who can spell and use correct grammar. Suck on that, friend.

  15. jasonon 06 May 2009 at 5:24 am

    L, Ar? BTW(means by the way) this just in UR(you are) still an ASS!

  16. jasonon 06 May 2009 at 5:29 am

    L, are you a pirate? Ar!! Nice use of correct spelling and grammar.

  17. munchieson 06 May 2009 at 12:52 pm

    I am willing to verify that L is, in fact, a pirate – a pirate with impeccable grammar and spelling indeed.

  18. Lon 06 May 2009 at 1:52 pm

    Yarrrrrrr mateys.

  19. Lindsayon 29 Dec 2010 at 9:57 am

    Personally, i don’t think its a crime if a women doesn’t want to get dressed up in her best Louis Vuitton dress to go food shopping! I love wearing my juicy sweats when i’m just running errands and such. Yes, bright colored sweatsuits whith ‘JUICY’ written across the butt are a obviously tacky, but not ALL the designs are that way.
    I honestly can’t believe you took the time to write this. Who cares what another women is wearing as long as they are comfortable and happy? This isn’t the 1700’s dear.
    You have no right to judge others. Who the HELL are you?

    Wow, if this is the kind of thing that sets you off you’re gonna have a tough life. Get a hobbie!

  20. You Just Made My List!on 29 Dec 2010 at 4:42 pm

    Lindsay – I have no right to judge but you do? By the way, you look like a slob in your sweats. Keep up the good work!

  21. Rosy Ramirezon 24 Jan 2013 at 12:06 pm

    Okay, you said I only see fat girls wear this blah blah blah it’s so tacky then proceeded to say you saw a fat girl in a tube top and mini skirt and THAT was so tacky blah blah blah. Well which is it??? If they dress conservative then it’s wrong and if they dress sexy,,,it’s wrong? What an idiot. And guys stop fooling yourself to believe it’s okay to dress or look like a slob because your a man, women like sexy, well put together men and we get a good chuckle at your slobbish ass when you think “I’m a man, this looks okay” IT DOESN’T.