May 06 2009

Piece of shit motherfucking asshole douchebag Adam Lambert!

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I have always hated American Idol but this season has taken me over the edge. For some reason I keep seeing it every week. Specifically I keep catching this season’s “rocker” Adam Lambert perform, and each time I want to dig my eyes out of my skull and shove them down my ears while smashing my face through the TV. I fucking hate the fuck out of this prancing turd and his eye makeup. I would spend every penny I own (which is like 207 pennies) just to have the chance to kick him in the smooth area where his balls should be.

Music is dead. No, the music industry is dead. Everyone, including supposed indie bands, are so fucking into their look and their image now. Even a band like the Strokes, who pretend to be dirty and disheveled, spend just as much time picking out their outfits as the American Idol douchewads. Fuck everyone, what happened to awesome, ugly, dirty, sweaty bands like the Minutemen or the Replacements?

If this clip of Adam Lambert taking a shit all over Johnny Cash doesn’t make you want to go on a killing spree then you need to kindly punch yourself in your penis and/or vagina.

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78 comments to “Piece of shit motherfucking asshole douchebag Adam Lambert!”

  1. Vicariouson 21 Mar 2010 at 7:51 am

    I’m done. Your life means absolutely NOTHING to me. Why am I wasting my breath on an conceited, self centered do nothing moron. People don’t change. Goodbye sir.

  2. You Just Made My List!on 21 Mar 2010 at 9:38 am

    Vicarious – You can’t be the one to end things because I already ended this relationship when I declared diarrhea. So it is I who dumped YOU! Let’s get that straight right now mister!!!

    So once again I say DIARRHEA to you kind sir!!!

  3. Vicariouson 21 Mar 2010 at 12:31 pm

    Sir?I’m not a sir. Actually, I’m a fifteen year old girl, and your probably a whiny little runt with nothing better to do with his life.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 21 Mar 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Vicarious – Dear sir, I thought you were done. What’s the deal? I knew you couldn’t get enough of me.

  5. AdamRockson 14 Apr 2010 at 8:00 am

    It’s the easiest thing in the world to tear down someone else’s work. The hardest thing is to create it..

    It’s haters like you who will start taking fucking suicide because of their worthless lifes.. Please do us a huge favour, and buy yourself a life.. I’m perfectly willing and would gladly donate the money it would cost you.. Even if it will be millions of dollars to do it..

    And I think I speak on behalf on alot of people when I pray to god for the thankful of his nature that you are not in the music industry, because you do not know a thing about it.

    You can say that the music Adam plays is not your style, but you can not say that Adam can’t sing or is not talented, because then you should check your EARS! Adam sings flawlessly on alot of songs, and he can sings higher notes than most singers out there today.. So please, take my advice and buy yourself a life.. It will do us all a favour..

  6. You Just Made My List!on 14 Apr 2010 at 8:37 am

    AdamRocks – First of all, You don’t have to tell me about “creating.” I have been in several bands since the age of 15 and only recently quit a band that I was in for almost ten years. We weren’t just a bunch of guys who got together to play Korn covers, we were a real band with a record contract and actual fans. We wrote an album a year and have a huge catalog of songs. We have sold songs to huge TV shows and major ad campaigns. So don’t tell me about creating. I spent HOURS in the studio and gave up a huge part of my life to CREATE those songs. So please don’t insult people who actually do “create” by trying to put that soulless hack into the same category.

    Adam Lambert has created nothing. He puts on his little costumes and sings other people’s “creations.” He is the exact opposite of an artist. He’s just some asshole who wants to pretend to be someone interesting like David Bowie.

    Don’t tell me I know nothing about the music industry, because I sure as hell know more than you.

    Grow up.

  7. eddkatzon 23 Apr 2010 at 3:00 pm

    I found some change in the couch while I was cleaning up.

    I have 46 cents to donate to the Kick Adam in the Smooth Parts Fund.

    If I get a wild hair I may do it myself– and you can keep the 2.53!!!

  8. Jerkyon 12 May 2010 at 8:28 pm

    Well I’m sure that while you were in your band people hated your “creations” too… This sounds like another case of old man, kids these days, & things were better in my day syndrome. Are you upset that the world is not longer catered and marketed towards your generation anymore?

    Also if you need to belittle and use vulgar language to support your “arguments” then obviously your arguments are not very strong.

  9. You Just Made My List!on 12 May 2010 at 8:39 pm

    Jerky – Fuck shit ass cock motherfucker cunt piss balls.

  10. Kaleelakon 20 May 2010 at 10:01 am

    oh my fucking god look at the fucking guy! hes gay yes watever thats easy to accept. but he publicly flaunts his fagginess in photos and media, yeah he can sing but he’s a fucking fuck head. i mean what the fuck is the point in arguing with YOU JUST MADE MY LIST! like are you ass fucks actually looking for people to harass and inforce the moral- treat others how you want to be treated? That was one persons opinion, if it deeply disturbes you than get off the fucking site! wtf man…

  11. Jizzyon 12 Aug 2010 at 4:02 pm

    You are a whole pile of fucked up dog shit you ignorant motherfucker. You know not a fucking thing about music or anything else. You sound like a typical burned out Kornhead. Get off the hash and go to rehab you fucked up asshole. What a joke that you even discuss music. I’m laughing my ass off at you, you douche bag motherfucker. Please, stop teasing us, don’t think twice, RUN to the nearest gunshop, BUY the gun, SHOOT yourself in the head, we PROMISE we won’t shed a tear. Give the world a break you pitiful small dicked piss ant.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 12 Aug 2010 at 5:12 pm

    Jizzy – I totally agree with you, this Adam Lambert douche probably doesn’t know anything about music! High Five! He probably totally loves KORN (how do I type a backwards “K”), I almost LOL’ed right off my chair when I read that. Thanks for being a fan of my work and for agreeing with my important and correct opinions.

  13. lolaon 15 Sep 2010 at 3:30 pm

    Seeing this room is a little hot already. All I’m going to say is.. The Fact that we even have a word like Guyliner, is totally messedup.

  14. Nikkion 24 Oct 2010 at 6:34 pm

    Seriously, I read through these arguments, and I’m sick of tired of people coming down to racism or homophobia.
    I also didn’t like Adam Lambert during American Idol (wonder what he’s doing now–rarely hear about him), and I was widely accused of being homophobic by people in my school who didn’t even know me.
    Most know that I am extremely NON homophobic. I support and often defend gay rights, which is a pretty risky thing to do when you live in Utah. I’ve been screamed at by gay people in my school for openly defending and supporting them, even, because they say I’m straight and have no right to support them because I don’t understand. But it doesn’t stop me.
    So, FUCK everyone who says I’m homophobic–they’ll get the longest argument ever if they try to.
    Adam Lambert can BARELY sing, he’s nothing amazing or new. He can hit some high notes and scream for long periods of time, big deal. I don’t hate him for his image, either, I could care less. Image is the least of my concern with music–they can dress up as Teletubbies (shudder) for all I care; as long as they make good music worth listening to, who cares?
    Adam is so INTO his image that it’s all I notice. His music doesn’t catch my attention, so his image is all that’s left. And people are eating that shit up.

  15. Nikkion 24 Oct 2010 at 6:36 pm

    Ahem, not “widely accused”. I don’t know why I used that. Some people accused me of it. Not a ton.

  16. Laurenon 17 Nov 2010 at 12:18 am

    So just because you are gay means you CAN’T be an annoying as fuck whiny pathetic no talent prick doing everything humanly possible for attention?!! Don’t think so this is not a forum to defend gay rights it’s ONE gay person who is irritating as all get out and can’t sing for shit as for the ‘next generation’ I got 3 words for you: The Black Keys. They are scraggly nerdy looking guys who can fucking kill it when it comes to mixing blues jazz and rock.

  17. Louison 03 Jan 2011 at 11:28 pm

    I’ve grown to hate this pervert after an X-friend ( recently x) became some sort of goth-groupy-fan-pervertlover-concert-goer or whatever ? To each their own but when I saw pictures of a 4 year old kid smeared with Adam Lambert type makeup on and the proud parents putting the caption ” biggest fan”… I lost it. Not to mention the fan tweets on tweeter give meaning to “debauchery”. Oh yeah, never used to be homophobic but I am proud to say I am now.

  18. JacksonBon 05 Jan 2011 at 5:33 pm

    Who would ever watch American Idol anyway? It is the worst TV show in years and hopefully it will die soon- very soon. Most of the contestants are glorified karaoke singers, if that. Adam Lambert is an attention whore, nothing more. He should have turned to gay porn, where he could have had all the dicks he wanted, instead of humping and pretending to suck cocks on stage. What an asswipe!

  19. glamberton 08 Apr 2011 at 4:20 pm

    Fuck you all. You’re just JEALOUS. He hits notes, he’s different than many people and yes his antics on stage are too much for you, but for these people who go tos his concerts ITS ALL GOOD CUZ THEY GO AND THEY GO CRAZY ‘BOUT IT. he sold out many venues, and if u dont like him , tough shit.

  20. You Just Made My List!on 08 Apr 2011 at 6:11 pm

    I am incredibly jealous of his high notes and his antics. You caught me. DAMN YOU INTERNET!

  21. Rickon 15 Sep 2011 at 12:45 pm

    I’m glad to know that others dislike this little creep. I didn’t care one-way-or-another about him at first, but when I heard his snide comments regarding Susan Boyle, I came to the realization that he’s little more than a gay douche bag. How do you like it when others make nasty, evil comments about you? Doesn’t feel so very good now, does it?

  22. Julieon 29 Dec 2011 at 8:39 pm

    You people have your own opinions. I’ll just forget you said all of that…

  23. lannah bacheron 06 Mar 2012 at 2:45 pm

    U really cant go one sentence without using a curse word. That makes u a ‘fucking douchbag’

  24. You Just Made My List!on 06 Mar 2012 at 2:49 pm

    Can YOU complete one FUCKING sentence with proper grammar or are YOU too FUCKING busy to spell out the FUCKING word “YOU?” Stop embarrassing yourself.

  25. cimion 13 Jun 2012 at 2:20 am

    Hello. I didn’t read any of your dumb-ass comments except one but, i had to put in my two cents. Adam is awesome. why would you think otherwise? You all are just a bunch of ignorant non english speaking idiots.

  26. You Just Made My List!on 13 Jun 2012 at 12:48 pm

    I can only speak for myself, but I think otherwise because I have ears, eyes, a brain, an understanding of music, a memory and I’ve never suffered any major head trauma.

  27. Albrect Joneson 03 Jan 2013 at 5:09 am

    After listening to this so-called singing artist I now know that music is dead. He is a temple to synthetic falsehood pretending to be talent. Very sad …

  28. Ahksehl83on 01 Jul 2013 at 12:17 pm

    I hate any guy that wears eye makeup. Do I need any other reason to hate a guy other than he wears eye makeup?