May 06 2009

Piece of shit motherfucking asshole douchebag Adam Lambert!

adam lambert american idol

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK OFF!

I have always hated American Idol but this season has taken me over the edge. For some reason I keep seeing it every week. Specifically I keep catching this season’s “rocker” Adam Lambert perform, and each time I want to dig my eyes out of my skull and shove them down my ears while smashing my face through the TV. I fucking hate the fuck out of this prancing turd and his eye makeup. I would spend every penny I own (which is like 207 pennies) just to have the chance to kick him in the smooth area where his balls should be.

Music is dead. No, the music industry is dead. Everyone, including supposed indie bands, are so fucking into their look and their image now. Even a band like the Strokes, who pretend to be dirty and disheveled, spend just as much time picking out their outfits as the American Idol douchewads. Fuck everyone, what happened to awesome, ugly, dirty, sweaty bands like the Minutemen or the Replacements?

If this clip of Adam Lambert taking a shit all over Johnny Cash doesn’t make you want to go on a killing spree then you need to kindly punch yourself in your penis and/or vagina.

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    78 comments to “Piece of shit motherfucking asshole douchebag Adam Lambert!”

    1. jasonon 06 May 2009 at 5:17 am

      I hate this Fucker also Listy, but last night when he did the Led song I had to admit he did it well. I can’t stand looking at this little puke and I would really like to headbutt this ass in one or both of his over mascaraed eyes. When he first started the song and I realized it was LZ I really wanted to kick his fairy ass but as I listened I couldn’t believe it. He actually sounded good. That’s all, he just sounded good. Berate me if you will but that little emo queen can sing.

    2. Jeffon 06 May 2009 at 6:14 am

      Oh c’mon. He’s just a glam rocker in the vein of David Bowie or Freddy Mercury – hardly the antichrist. And besides – do you really think that the Minutemen or Paul Westerberg never dressed the part? Those guys were poseurs in their own way. Nothing is ‘real’ – get over yourself.

    3. CreatureofHabiton 06 May 2009 at 6:31 am

      I dunno anything about this guy. You’d have to put a gun to my head to get me to watch American Idol. Or, pay me like $10K per episode. Either way.

      But I will say, I hate how “branded” and clean cut rockers are nowadays. Whatever happened to living the dream? Getting wasted and doped up and having anonymous sex backstage with groupies? Trashing hotel rooms and singing with uninhibited passion? What’s happened? I mean, people like Amy Winehouse are now made fun of and people are begging her to go to rehab (har har) when really, she’s just living the rock and roll lifestyle, ya know? I’m so over all the squeaky clean, branded music scene. I realize that includes just about all of it.

    4. neishon 06 May 2009 at 7:43 am

      I agree with Creature, it’s the whole branded thing that ruins these American Idol dorks. It’s not like they can’t sing or perform but that just for the hopes of being discovered they have to be branded in the American Idol way to make them look douchey and behave like good little sheep.

    5. You Just Made My List!on 06 May 2009 at 7:52 am

      Jason – It’s not about his ability to sing that I question. It’s his prancing Vegas cleaned up, watered-down, dressed up version of “rock” that makes me insane. Obviously he has nothing to do with real rock or even music for that matter and I shouldn’t even waste my time talking about him but as a person who holds music very close to his heart I can’t help but hate asshole.

      Creature – I know, I love that Amy Winehouse is a true fuck up!

      It’s not just music that is calculated, it’s EVERYTHING. Everything is a commercial now, EVERYTHING. At every turn someone is trying to sell you something. Makes me sick.

      Jeff – As your friend since 4th grade, I feel comfortable saying “FUCK OFF!” I know your entire reason to live is to play devil’s advocate, in fact I actually like that about you, but there is no possible way you believe what you wrote. There just isn’t. You know EXACTLY what the difference is between an American Idol contestant and D. Boon or Bob Stinson. You have also completely missed the mark with your glam rock theory. To put this kid in the same sentence as Bowie or Freddy Mercury is asinine and you know it. Bowie and Mercury created their own art in their own unique and thoughtful way. Talent oozed from their bodies. Just because this kid wears tight pants and eye makeup hardly puts him in the same category.

      Stop it Jeff, you know you are being insane.

    6. Saraon 06 May 2009 at 8:21 am

      “fucking hate the fuck out of this prancing turd and his eye makeup”
      I believe the term now is “GUYliner”

    7. You Just Made My List!on 06 May 2009 at 8:30 am

      Sara – I forgot about the term ‘guyliner’ thanks for reminding me. I forget that every new word is a combination of other words. Guyliner, bromance, etc.

    8. LLGon 06 May 2009 at 9:03 am

      Before I scrolled down to read and discover exactly WHO Adam Lambert was, I had some ideas of his origins. Band names like Fall Out Boy, Panic at the Disco, Good Chartlotte and on and on and on went through my head. But what a shock, he just belongs to the sixth generation of commercialized muzak. Ever notice how every member of those aforementioned bands look alike? (Pod People!!!!) Same haircut, same “trendy hipster” clothing, same tattoos, same belts, hats, cigarettes, facial hair, ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

      Not to mention the grandfather of them all: Green Day. “Muzak Corp” got hold of them and downhill it went.

      This is why most of the groups I love have no hopes of a renaissance due mostly to the fact essential members are six feet under. There’s no threat of the zombies from the past (New Kids Revival, anyone?) When entertaining the mindless masses, only the great musicians are best served DOA.

      PS: Oh, “know” you didn’t. Spellcheck is one thing, but they need to create one to check the logic of the spelling.

    9. SanFranon 06 May 2009 at 9:06 am

      Creature: I’m with you in regards to gun/head/watch…

      Listy: This is honestly the first time I’ve heard or heard of this shithead… I admittedly have to agree with…..

      YOU!

      Yup – he’s an ass. If one stripped away all of the reverb and the ironic skinny tie and the just-so hair and makeup, one would probably see he’s lacking what it takes to really rock. How old is he? What’s his inspiration? Seems completely unoriginal after my cursory appraisal.

      I love being right.

    10. You Just Made My List!on 06 May 2009 at 9:12 am

      LLG – I was tired when I wrote that, leave me alone! Thanks for catching it though.

    11. hodanon 06 May 2009 at 9:31 am

      never mind butchering ring of fire, last nite he shat on ‘whole lotta love’. who the fuck keeps selling classic rock songs to American idol?

    12. Perryon 06 May 2009 at 9:39 am

      Listy, you hit the nail on the head 110% on this one. Knocked it out of the park. As Bill Hicks said, “When did banality and mediocrity become a good image for your children?”

      You’re right, everything these days is a commercial for something, especially the music industry. There are far too many talented bands getting nowhere with their music because record companies go for the far shittier bands that will make them more money. The music industry goes for looks more than actual music. It isn’t really the “music industry” so much as it is the “hotness industry”.

      That’s why that bitch Tila Tequila is allowed to make music. Doesn’t this world we live in just make you want to puke sometimes?

    13. CreatureofHabiton 06 May 2009 at 9:58 am

      Perry, it does. It really does.

      The world needs more outstanding fuck-ups in rock-n-roll. Personally, I blame Bono. That shift between Unforgettable Fire to Achtung Baby “pop star uber-sensation” is what started all of this. All. Of. It.

    14. RBoneon 06 May 2009 at 10:43 am

      I blame the internet. Seriously.

    15. SanFranon 06 May 2009 at 11:11 am

      I don’t like the looks of those teenagers…

    16. rachelon 06 May 2009 at 11:19 am

      listy~ we go way back, man. here comes the bad news… i actually only watch this season because i love this kid.
      i will say this…you make hating him funny.

      it was bound to happen. the one thing that makes me really sure why i married my husband and not you. sorry listy…so…sorry. i feel like i’m cheating on you…please forgive me.

      xo
      Rachel

    17. jasonon 06 May 2009 at 11:38 am

      Listy, you hate the guys because of his look? Really? I’m not even trying to say/suggest you’re wrong for it but really?

      You’re not questioning his ability to sing right?

      Way back when there was another musician that did some pretty crazy things with image. A really talented guy, what was his name? Elton something? I know that reference probably just sent you over the freaking top but I’m just saying it should be more about the music. I hate the way the kid looks and I hate that I hate the way he looks because in my mind I sound like a really old man complaining about ‘kids today’. Bottom line though, this kid can sing and he is a kid. He’s still a teenager right? Teenagers have barely stopped shitting in their pants how can they expect to know any better?

    18. You Just Made My List!on 06 May 2009 at 12:14 pm

      Jason – The difference between Elton John and Adam Lambert is VERY clear. Elton has talent and ability and is an artist while Adam Lambert is nothing but a guy who can dress up and sing. The fact the he is a teenage has nothing to do with anything. It used to be teens like the Beatles or the Who were creating great music. In fact, teens are the ones who SHOULD know better and be the ones writing the best rock. Just because he can technically sing does not make him a good singer. Joey Ramone wouldn’t make it past the first auditions on American Idol but he is one of the greatest rock singers ever.

    19. You Just Made My List!on 06 May 2009 at 12:16 pm

      Rachel – Why are you dumping me :(

    20. rachelon 06 May 2009 at 12:53 pm

      listy–

      i just assumed that the love would be lost when i admitted that i love Adam Lambert.

      where do we go from here?

    21. munchieson 06 May 2009 at 12:56 pm

      Oh Listy, I wept a little when I read this.

      Here’s the part where I admit to having a major schoolgirl style crush on Adam Lambert. He’s so dreamy.

      I vehemently disagree with everything AI stands for, and hate them for what they are doing to music. But there’s something about this kid that has me watching every week.

      There are far more mockable contestants on the show this year; for example Danny “did I tell you that my wife died” Gokey and his shiteous performance last night of “Scream On” – oh wait, I mean “Dream On” by Aerosmith. You should YouTube that shit and come back here and rant about it.

    22. diggeron 06 May 2009 at 1:40 pm

      American Idol is just the major leagues of karaoke catered to a tween market. This guy in all his lameness fits the bill. I seriously doubt D. Boon or Paul Westerberg would’ve pursued a venue like American Idol to make their debut even if the show had existed back in the late 70’s/early 80’s.

      Relevant music or art in general is not found on Fox or in much of the mainstream. The music industry has pretty much died, but good art is alive and well, it just takes effort to find.

    23. Tommyon 06 May 2009 at 5:55 pm

      Speaking of the Minutemen… It’s not like you can’t still see Mike Watt pretty often playing in one of his many bands. I have to take issue with one point here listmiester. There is a lot of good new music out there but you’re not gonna see it on the tv. You’ve gotta drag yourself out to the small venues in los angeles

    24. rxon 06 May 2009 at 7:28 pm

      i’ve only seen two episodes of AI this season (seriously, why is this shitstorm still on the air?), the first being the final episode of the bootcamp week where this tanorexic got into the final 32, and the second being last night’s episode. watching his waxed-chest demolish both led zeppelin and foghat made me mouth-barf my awesome guayanese dinner up and confirm the absence of any higher power in this universe.

      he needs to not exist anymore.

    25. justapersonon 06 May 2009 at 8:10 pm

      I am not in the music “biz” nor have I ever been, but I am of the opinion that real TALENT cannot be manufactured through a machine like “American Idol”.
      I agree with Listy on this one, Joey Ramone would’ve flunked AI, but he was one of the best. Could you imagine Stevie Ray Vaughn auditioning for AI and getting turned down, only to become one of the greatest blues artists of all time? Or imagine Ozzy getting ridiculed by Simon….. LOL That would be some funny shit. So yeah, while this douchebag Adam Lambert is busy putting his makeup on driving down the freeway, I’ll still be listening to the REAL CLASSICS, and AI can kiss my ass.
      As someone said above, you couldn’t PAY me to watch it.

    26. jeffon 06 May 2009 at 10:46 pm

      First off, re Bowie and Queen – they too were accused of being glam over substance and their artistic abilities were only widely recognized once the hype died down.

      And of course Minutemen and Replacements wouldn’t have been on American Idol (though I bet Paul Westerberg would have auditioned). That wasn’t their schtick. Instead they ‘worked their way up’ but they were not immune to changing who they were to try and please the audience. Simply compare ‘3 way tie for last’ with ‘double nickels’ and Tim with Sorry Ma.

      So, I stand by what I said – to be successful you have to sell out to some extent.

    27. You Just Made My List!on 06 May 2009 at 11:17 pm

      Jeff – the fact that Bowie and queen were accused of being glam over substance may be true but obviously this accusation was incorrect.

      3 Way Tie for Last is a great album as is Tim. An artist can grow without selling out.

      Come on, you KNOW you don’t believe any of what you are saying. Please let me be the first person to make you admit it. PLEASE!

    28. jasonon 07 May 2009 at 6:32 am

      Listy, I can’t stand the guy but he can sing.

      Things aren’t like they were in the music industry in the 50’s 60’s 70’s and even the 80’s. Now everyone has MTV and VH1 and a whole crap load of similar channels. You have to sell out to sell records and that’s a fact. I agree with Jeff on this one. Way back when you got a crooked manage that stole your money and greased the palms of DJs to get your record playing on the air. Now you turn your hits into ringtones and you have to look the part or the teenie boppers don’t spend the buck on your music and it’s deemed shit whether it’s artistically awesome or some dumb shit like Tpain’s collaborative work.

    29. jeffon 07 May 2009 at 8:05 pm

      OK OK – the critics were wrong about Bowie and Queen, and they are probably not wrong about Adam. He, most likely, will not achieve greatness and, if he were indeed great, then he probably wouldn’t be on American Idol. I concede that.

      My point about Tim and 3-way is not that they cannot be considered good records, but that they were clear departures from what the bands did before in order to please the fans and the label. Nothing’s wrong with an album of pop songs, but it ain’t rock-n-roll.

    30. ButteryPaton 08 May 2009 at 12:49 am

      Honestly? For my own selfish reasons, I hope 1,000 singers just like him emerge. It’s making it easier and easier for a musician like myself to hit it big, and I’m thinking the timing is getting more perfect for me to hit it right at the right time. I’m 20 now, so I’ve got reasonably until about 27 to hit it. And if things keep going the way they’re going, the industry and fans like yourselves that are sick of this gimmicky crap will be down on their knees praying to Jimi Hendrix to please…PLEASE…give me something! And there I’ll be. When you’re in that place, and you here that song that makes you think “you know what? Music doesn’t suck anymore”, that’ll be me, my children. That’ll be me. I shall set you free, so keep praying for the bad people to all go away…:)

    31. You Just Made My List!on 08 May 2009 at 9:51 am

      ButteryPat – As someone who was in a band that was signed to a couple labels let me give you this advice… don’t bother with labels. One of our labels sucked and the other was good but that was 10 years ago, you simply don’t need them anymore. Just get your music on iTunes and be your own label. Or just give your music away for free on your website and hope to make money touring or even getting a song in a commercial. The only serious money we ever made were the times we sold songs for TV shows or commercials. It’s NOT selling out. Forget the idea of making money off your album sales, too many people steal music now. Even without all the stealing, you have to sell a SHITLOAD of records to even see a penny. Record label contracts are notoriously the worst contracts in the universe. Lawyers laugh at them. Don’t bother. Get Protools, record your own music and release it on iTunes. Don’t worry about the business, just worry about the music and having fun. Even if you go nowhere you will at least have music and memories you are proud of.

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    33. Scotton 29 May 2009 at 9:25 am

      Listy, you’re making one hell of a big assumption that the typical person who watches American Idol has even -heard- of The Minutemen or The Replacements. Those two musical worlds just don’t intersect very much.

    34. chrison 02 Jul 2009 at 4:57 pm

      I hate them mother fucking queers too

      fucking losers

    35. Dub Pion 20 Jul 2009 at 1:13 pm

      “And it burns burns burns; my anal herpes… my anal herpes.”

      This guy sucks. Johnny probably wouldn’t have approved, but then, I’ve heard some of his covers that sucked balls.

    36. Blough Meeon 16 Aug 2009 at 4:06 pm

      You dork wannabes hate and thrash Glambert… but I suppose you love the tattooed head-to-toe eye SHADOW (especially disturbing IMO) wearing John 5 from Marilyn Manson’s band… right?

      Not defending Adam Glam, but c’mon… for all you know he might have some “Bohemian Rhapsody” or “Ziggy Stardust” in him… it’s way too soon to know. Let him start having a career and we’ll see what he can do. Bowie and Freddie Mercury didn’t work in a vacuum – they had all kinds of producers, managers, and others surrounding them giving them input, encouragement, and inspiration. Just like the Beatles had George Martin. The next 2-3 years will be pivotal for Lambert. He’s either going to be something – or he’s going to be buried in Wikipedia.

      B.M.

    37. You Just Made My List!on 16 Aug 2009 at 4:14 pm

      Blough Mee (very clever) – Seriously? You think Bowie, the Beatles and Queen needed producers to extract their genius? Stop embarrassing yourself with these silly comparisons. Adam Lambert has ZERO in common with those people. Don’t hold your breath for his Bowie-like career. Now, how about YOU blow ME?

    38. PATTIon 22 Sep 2009 at 2:37 pm

      Whoa…..are you doing cocaine or what.

      Seems you are a little SKEERED of Adam and his ability to do songs the WAY HE wants to.

      Of course your probably a redneck anyway, so that means your HOMOPHOBIC and JEALOUS of the outstanding vocals Adam has.

      Don’t you wish you had his fame?????????????
      ROLMFAO

    39. You Just Made My List!on 22 Sep 2009 at 2:56 pm

      Patti – Ahhhh yes, once again the classic “you are just jealous” argument. Let me ask you this, are YOU “jealous” of everything YOU don’t like. Idiot.

      I would also advise you to read through my website to see just how NON homophobic I am, you stupid turd.

      ROLMLOLFLORAMOLOFLMAO

    40. jackon 09 Oct 2009 at 10:48 pm

      he has potential. i dont htink its fair to hate on him just because he decided to audition for AI, and they liked him. sure, he’ll probably be forced to sing some shit songs, but he actually can really sing…who knows.

    41. Farferon 31 Oct 2009 at 6:49 pm

      You just hate gay people.

    42. You Just Made My List!on 31 Oct 2009 at 7:37 pm

      Farfer – I suggest you read the rest of my website before you say I hate gay people. Idiot.

    43. danielon 25 Dec 2009 at 11:35 am

      ok so he’s inconsiderate and gives the homosexual society a bad name, he’s not a puppy killer. he’s just a douche get over it. doing this makes you no better than him, he probably wanted you all to react like this in the first place.
      signed-
      sincerely satisfied.

    44. You Just Made My List!on 25 Dec 2009 at 11:37 pm

      Daniel – Or, you could get over it.

    45. Former Fanon 24 Feb 2010 at 6:43 pm

      Adam just entered at #2 (hehe) on my shit list! Yeah, I didn’t care when he practically had an orgy on stage at the AMA’s. I didn’t care when he came out (hehe) with the dumbest looking album cover in the history of life, but today he has to go and bash another artist! Of all people he bashes… Susan fucking Boyle!! WTF!!? He puts out a shitty ass album and sells 500k, then gives old SuBo the business about her 8 million selling CD. He says he laughed when he heard it… um, well I couldn’t get through your fucking shit of an album dude! At least I’ve heard hers. Where does he come off laughing at anyone’s CD? Does he not realize that unlike his crew, at least Susan Boyle and company hit the mark with their target audience? What an asshole! You suck the big one Adam. Fuck you very much!

    46. You Just Made My List!on 24 Feb 2010 at 6:52 pm

      Former Fan – I have not heard about this but it does not surprise me. American Idol makes these turds think they are rock stars but the reality is that they have done nothing to deserve that title.

      p.s. I’m glad Susan Boyle sold a ton of records. At least with her it’s about talent, not some glammed out dick face.

    47. Vicariouson 20 Mar 2010 at 5:47 pm

      All of this nonsense, it’s sickening isnt it. Round and round we pass the torch and state our negative opinions, all of it coming back to you in the end. Numbing our minds with negativity, why? Why do we feel the need to publically tear down, stereotype this man like a 2-D image. Why do you waste your life hearing about how screwed up the world is? We can see it ourselves. Tuthfuly, I like Adam Lambert. I like his music. It’s sort of a releif of sorts from our oversaturated, monochromatic music industry. But don’t get me wrong, I’m not into any thing even close to Pop…except for Lambert. I’m a metal head, pure and violent. I listen to the classics, like Metallica. I listen to thrash like Slayer. I listen to Altern.like tool. Oh, and to whoever said indie is dead…It is very much alive sir, and living vicariously through Silversun pickups. Music is not dead my friends, it is thriving, beating in tune with the fleeting grasp of life. Now, you can headbang to it, or you can whine about it.

      Live long and prosper- Vicarious, age 15
      Ps: Who says a girl cant rock out to metallica? Shut up and drive the bus man, drive the bus.

    48. You Just Made My List!on 20 Mar 2010 at 6:03 pm

      Vicarious – Fart.

    49. Vicariouson 20 Mar 2010 at 7:09 pm

      Good one List dude…Good one….shows shows your maturity and knowledge.

    50. You Just Made My List!on 20 Mar 2010 at 7:33 pm

      And a good fart to you as well.

      Fart and poop.

      (and pee)

      (and diarrhea)

    51. Vicariouson 21 Mar 2010 at 7:51 am

      I’m done. Your life means absolutely NOTHING to me. Why am I wasting my breath on an conceited, self centered do nothing moron. People don’t change. Goodbye sir.

    52. You Just Made My List!on 21 Mar 2010 at 9:38 am

      Vicarious – You can’t be the one to end things because I already ended this relationship when I declared diarrhea. So it is I who dumped YOU! Let’s get that straight right now mister!!!

      So once again I say DIARRHEA to you kind sir!!!

    53. Vicariouson 21 Mar 2010 at 12:31 pm

      Sir?I’m not a sir. Actually, I’m a fifteen year old girl, and your probably a whiny little runt with nothing better to do with his life.

    54. You Just Made My List!on 21 Mar 2010 at 5:15 pm

      Vicarious – Dear sir, I thought you were done. What’s the deal? I knew you couldn’t get enough of me.

    55. AdamRockson 14 Apr 2010 at 8:00 am

      It’s the easiest thing in the world to tear down someone else’s work. The hardest thing is to create it..

      It’s haters like you who will start taking fucking suicide because of their worthless lifes.. Please do us a huge favour, and buy yourself a life.. I’m perfectly willing and would gladly donate the money it would cost you.. Even if it will be millions of dollars to do it..

      And I think I speak on behalf on alot of people when I pray to god for the thankful of his nature that you are not in the music industry, because you do not know a thing about it.

      You can say that the music Adam plays is not your style, but you can not say that Adam can’t sing or is not talented, because then you should check your EARS! Adam sings flawlessly on alot of songs, and he can sings higher notes than most singers out there today.. So please, take my advice and buy yourself a life.. It will do us all a favour..

    56. You Just Made My List!on 14 Apr 2010 at 8:37 am

      AdamRocks – First of all, You don’t have to tell me about “creating.” I have been in several bands since the age of 15 and only recently quit a band that I was in for almost ten years. We weren’t just a bunch of guys who got together to play Korn covers, we were a real band with a record contract and actual fans. We wrote an album a year and have a huge catalog of songs. We have sold songs to huge TV shows and major ad campaigns. So don’t tell me about creating. I spent HOURS in the studio and gave up a huge part of my life to CREATE those songs. So please don’t insult people who actually do “create” by trying to put that soulless hack into the same category.

      Adam Lambert has created nothing. He puts on his little costumes and sings other people’s “creations.” He is the exact opposite of an artist. He’s just some asshole who wants to pretend to be someone interesting like David Bowie.

      Don’t tell me I know nothing about the music industry, because I sure as hell know more than you.

      Grow up.

    57. eddkatzon 23 Apr 2010 at 3:00 pm

      I found some change in the couch while I was cleaning up.

      I have 46 cents to donate to the Kick Adam in the Smooth Parts Fund.

      If I get a wild hair I may do it myself– and you can keep the 2.53!!!

    58. Jerkyon 12 May 2010 at 8:28 pm

      Well I’m sure that while you were in your band people hated your “creations” too… This sounds like another case of old man, kids these days, & things were better in my day syndrome. Are you upset that the world is not longer catered and marketed towards your generation anymore?

      Also if you need to belittle and use vulgar language to support your “arguments” then obviously your arguments are not very strong.

    59. You Just Made My List!on 12 May 2010 at 8:39 pm

      Jerky – Fuck shit ass cock motherfucker cunt piss balls.

    60. Kaleelakon 20 May 2010 at 10:01 am

      oh my fucking god look at the fucking guy! hes gay yes watever thats easy to accept. but he publicly flaunts his fagginess in photos and media, yeah he can sing but he’s a fucking fuck head. i mean what the fuck is the point in arguing with YOU JUST MADE MY LIST! like are you ass fucks actually looking for people to harass and inforce the moral- treat others how you want to be treated? That was one persons opinion, if it deeply disturbes you than get off the fucking site! wtf man…

    61. Jizzyon 12 Aug 2010 at 4:02 pm

      You are a whole pile of fucked up dog shit you ignorant motherfucker. You know not a fucking thing about music or anything else. You sound like a typical burned out Kornhead. Get off the hash and go to rehab you fucked up asshole. What a joke that you even discuss music. I’m laughing my ass off at you, you douche bag motherfucker. Please, stop teasing us, don’t think twice, RUN to the nearest gunshop, BUY the gun, SHOOT yourself in the head, we PROMISE we won’t shed a tear. Give the world a break you pitiful small dicked piss ant.

    62. You Just Made My List!on 12 Aug 2010 at 5:12 pm

      Jizzy – I totally agree with you, this Adam Lambert douche probably doesn’t know anything about music! High Five! He probably totally loves KORN (how do I type a backwards “K”), I almost LOL’ed right off my chair when I read that. Thanks for being a fan of my work and for agreeing with my important and correct opinions.

    63. lolaon 15 Sep 2010 at 3:30 pm

      Seeing this room is a little hot already. All I’m going to say is.. The Fact that we even have a word like Guyliner, is totally messedup.

    64. Nikkion 24 Oct 2010 at 6:34 pm

      Seriously, I read through these arguments, and I’m sick of tired of people coming down to racism or homophobia.
      I also didn’t like Adam Lambert during American Idol (wonder what he’s doing now–rarely hear about him), and I was widely accused of being homophobic by people in my school who didn’t even know me.
      Most know that I am extremely NON homophobic. I support and often defend gay rights, which is a pretty risky thing to do when you live in Utah. I’ve been screamed at by gay people in my school for openly defending and supporting them, even, because they say I’m straight and have no right to support them because I don’t understand. But it doesn’t stop me.
      So, FUCK everyone who says I’m homophobic–they’ll get the longest argument ever if they try to.
      Adam Lambert can BARELY sing, he’s nothing amazing or new. He can hit some high notes and scream for long periods of time, big deal. I don’t hate him for his image, either, I could care less. Image is the least of my concern with music–they can dress up as Teletubbies (shudder) for all I care; as long as they make good music worth listening to, who cares?
      Adam is so INTO his image that it’s all I notice. His music doesn’t catch my attention, so his image is all that’s left. And people are eating that shit up.

    65. Nikkion 24 Oct 2010 at 6:36 pm

      Ahem, not “widely accused”. I don’t know why I used that. Some people accused me of it. Not a ton.

    66. Laurenon 17 Nov 2010 at 12:18 am

      So just because you are gay means you CAN’T be an annoying as fuck whiny pathetic no talent prick doing everything humanly possible for attention?!! Don’t think so this is not a forum to defend gay rights it’s ONE gay person who is irritating as all get out and can’t sing for shit as for the ‘next generation’ I got 3 words for you: The Black Keys. They are scraggly nerdy looking guys who can fucking kill it when it comes to mixing blues jazz and rock.

    67. Louison 03 Jan 2011 at 11:28 pm

      I’ve grown to hate this pervert after an X-friend ( recently x) became some sort of goth-groupy-fan-pervertlover-concert-goer or whatever ? To each their own but when I saw pictures of a 4 year old kid smeared with Adam Lambert type makeup on and the proud parents putting the caption ” biggest fan”… I lost it. Not to mention the fan tweets on tweeter give meaning to “debauchery”. Oh yeah, never used to be homophobic but I am proud to say I am now.

    68. JacksonBon 05 Jan 2011 at 5:33 pm

      Who would ever watch American Idol anyway? It is the worst TV show in years and hopefully it will die soon- very soon. Most of the contestants are glorified karaoke singers, if that. Adam Lambert is an attention whore, nothing more. He should have turned to gay porn, where he could have had all the dicks he wanted, instead of humping and pretending to suck cocks on stage. What an asswipe!

    69. glamberton 08 Apr 2011 at 4:20 pm

      Fuck you all. You’re just JEALOUS. He hits notes, he’s different than many people and yes his antics on stage are too much for you, but for these people who go tos his concerts ITS ALL GOOD CUZ THEY GO AND THEY GO CRAZY ‘BOUT IT. he sold out many venues, and if u dont like him , tough shit.

    70. You Just Made My List!on 08 Apr 2011 at 6:11 pm

      I am incredibly jealous of his high notes and his antics. You caught me. DAMN YOU INTERNET!

    71. Rickon 15 Sep 2011 at 12:45 pm

      I’m glad to know that others dislike this little creep. I didn’t care one-way-or-another about him at first, but when I heard his snide comments regarding Susan Boyle, I came to the realization that he’s little more than a gay douche bag. How do you like it when others make nasty, evil comments about you? Doesn’t feel so very good now, does it?

    72. Julieon 29 Dec 2011 at 8:39 pm

      You people have your own opinions. I’ll just forget you said all of that…

    73. lannah bacheron 06 Mar 2012 at 2:45 pm

      U really cant go one sentence without using a curse word. That makes u a ‘fucking douchbag’

    74. You Just Made My List!on 06 Mar 2012 at 2:49 pm

      Can YOU complete one FUCKING sentence with proper grammar or are YOU too FUCKING busy to spell out the FUCKING word “YOU?” Stop embarrassing yourself.

    75. cimion 13 Jun 2012 at 2:20 am

      Hello. I didn’t read any of your dumb-ass comments except one but, i had to put in my two cents. Adam is awesome. why would you think otherwise? You all are just a bunch of ignorant non english speaking idiots.

    76. You Just Made My List!on 13 Jun 2012 at 12:48 pm

      I can only speak for myself, but I think otherwise because I have ears, eyes, a brain, an understanding of music, a memory and I’ve never suffered any major head trauma.

    77. Albrect Joneson 03 Jan 2013 at 5:09 am

      After listening to this so-called singing artist I now know that music is dead. He is a temple to synthetic falsehood pretending to be talent. Very sad …

    78. Ahksehl83on 01 Jul 2013 at 12:17 pm

      I hate any guy that wears eye makeup. Do I need any other reason to hate a guy other than he wears eye makeup?