May 08 2009

Guido Beach!

Published by at 9:24 am under Jerks

SORRY! I didn’t have a chance to write anything today, but this pretty much writes itself.

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7 comments to “Guido Beach!”

  1. hodanon 08 May 2009 at 10:02 am

    sure the guys are a bit air-headed, but i bet they are monsters in bed. well somethings gotta make up for their dumbassness upstairs.

  2. jasonon 08 May 2009 at 10:15 am

    Sometimes, hodan, a meathead is just a meathead! I dated a chick that was about as intelligent as a soapbubble. Yeah, she wasn’t all that freakin awesome in the sack either. Before you ask, I dated her because she would come and get me at 3am no matter where I was, 80 miles away is the record, every single time I called.

    These people shame all Italian Americans, and what’s up with all the dudes having the same douchebag gel head hair?

  3. Xinaon 08 May 2009 at 10:16 am

    Hodan, they’re not monsters. Guido’s never are. In my experience they’re more excited about the size of the wave than the motion of the ocean.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 08 May 2009 at 11:03 am

    There is not a single chance these douchebags are good in bed.

  5. hodanon 08 May 2009 at 11:07 am

    LOL thank god i’ve never been with a guido then.

  6. Neishon 09 May 2009 at 6:05 am

    This beach reminds me of the Futurama episode when Zoidberg goes into a mating frenzy and at the end all the other lobster-space monsters go into the water, get it on and then die.

  7. chodemeisteron 11 May 2009 at 10:04 am

    OH
    MY
    GOD