May 22 2009

Why is “Mr. Six” talking now?!?

Published by at 3:00 am under Jerks,Sucky TV,Why?!?

mr. six - Six Flags Commercials

FUCK! I spent the last 9 months cleansing the brain space that had previously been invaded by “We Like to Party” by the Vengaboys but thanks to a new round of annoying Six Flags commercials it’s right back in there.

I know I already wrote about Six Flags and their mind-numbing commercials that seem to run during EVERY SINGLE commercial break but the gates of hell have opened once again, only this time Mr. Six is actually speaking. It makes me very uncomfortable and I want it to stop as soon as it starts, sort of like an inappropriate hug from a step uncle. On a side note, I just googled “step uncle” to see if it was one word or two and discovered this insanity…

“I have a freind [sic] who is dating her step uncle, they are not related by blood at all, but is it right? because i feel i should advise my freind [sic] on this!”

“Step uncle-step niece relationships are not prohibited under Leviticus 18 in and of itself. As long as, they are of age I don’t see the problem.”

I’m sorry for my lack of focus but what the hell?

OK, what was I talking about? Who cares. I also saw that Mr. Six is on Twitter which reminds me, follow me on Twitter if you want to ruin your day, possibly week.

God, this is the worst site on the internet, why are you still bothering with me?

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12 comments so far

12 comments to “Why is “Mr. Six” talking now?!?”

  1. A Whale's V@ginaon 22 May 2009 at 4:15 am

    A mixture of pity and boredom, I’d say.

  2. guilty noodleson 22 May 2009 at 7:23 am

    EEEEWWW… on both.

  3. Neishon 22 May 2009 at 8:09 am

    I’d rather follow Mr. Sockington

  4. icecycle66on 22 May 2009 at 8:24 am

    Ha Ha, You suck.
    Twitter, eh? I could swear you were just bashing twitter a few weeks ago. What’s next the “You Just Made My List vomit hour on CBS”?

  5. You Just Made My List!on 22 May 2009 at 8:27 am

    I had to google “Mr. Sockington”

    If you saw my twitter page it makes sense.

  6. A Whale's V@ginaon 22 May 2009 at 9:00 am

    I want to hurt things having followed your lead and googled “Mr Sockington”. Perhaps the only silver lining to this hurtful incident is the fact that I’m about to leave work, when, presumably, most of you guys are just starting.

  7. CreatureofHabiton 22 May 2009 at 10:03 am

    At first I was nauseous when I saw you’d become a NiTwit, but your twittering actually made me pee my pants laughing.

  8. Great Oden's Ravenon 22 May 2009 at 10:17 am

    Your tweets are deliciously hilarious and Mr. Sockington makes me want to kill myself. But after the Holiday weekend.

  9. Xinaon 22 May 2009 at 10:33 am

    I’m sorry Listy. Even though your twitter account only contains your rants against twitter I can’t love a man that has a twitter profile.

    And this post brings the total number of times in my life that I’ve actually said twitter up to 5.

    (I haven’t seen the talking Mr. Six commercials but now they will haunt my dreams! Is his voice sort of like an old women that’s been smoking for 15 years? Cuz it is in my head.)

  10. icecycle66on 22 May 2009 at 12:44 pm

    Fuck, your twitter made my freshly wisdom tooth extracted mouth grin in a horrible attempt to not laugh. It hurt.

  11. icecycle66on 22 May 2009 at 1:08 pm

    you ass hole

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