Aug 05 2008

Guy Fieri and his sexual fantasy to be in the movie “Swingers!”

Published by at 11:14 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

I know I have already given Guy Fieri a permanent home on my list but last night he said something that shook my very soul. It’s painfully obvious from this douche wad’s wardrobe that he has a very hard time letting go of 1996 but until last night’s episode of “Diners, Drive-ins and Dives” I had no idea just how sick this guy was. I am going to give you an exact quote from Guy Fieri but I want you to know that if you choose to read on, your life will never be the same. What you will read is so disturbing you will look back at your life in 2 parts, before the Guy Fieri quote and after. Please call your family and tell them you love them before you read the next line.

“This onion is money.”

Was it? Was it “so money it didn’t even know how money it was” Guy?

Fuck off.

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12 comments to “Guy Fieri and his sexual fantasy to be in the movie “Swingers!””

  1. you a doucheon 13 Aug 2008 at 1:40 pm

    if you don’t like his show change the channel you lazy douche…
    and stop fucking praising Jesus and thanking G-d cause i am sure they would tell you that hate mongering is not on there approved list…

  2. You Just Made My List!on 13 Aug 2008 at 2:07 pm

    You raise an interesting point “you a douche.” I guess changing the channel is an option but like you pointed out I am lazy. Praise Jesus for the shiftless and lazy! On one hand I think “thank God for the TV remote” but on the other hand I curse him for putting it just out of my reach. Wouldn’t it just be easier for me to get him fired so I wouldn’t have to get up and grab the remote? You really have my mind working overtime today “you a douche.”

    By the way, are you a writer? If not you should be.

  3. Bennon 30 Sep 2008 at 4:34 am

    Well.
    Actually, that’s all I’ve to say.
    “This onion is money” is quite stupid. I feel terrible just repeating it.

  4. Incosequentialon 13 Oct 2008 at 3:48 pm

    And who is that Fiery Gay? Never heard of the guy. Then again, I never visit those kind of places… 8^)

  5. calvinon 21 Aug 2009 at 6:11 pm

    Guy Fieri sucks because he’s a dork with a desire to convince his viewers that he’s some kind of “cool dude”. He’s successful with his restrauns and shows, and he sucks because he never attempted to gain some humility. His wardrobe is proof of his lack of humility. You know that he’s living in denial of his fat face and poor personality. He was an annoying know-it-all kid that gained restraunt success. He is not cool, and therefore his attempts to appear cool on TV drive the intelligent viewer crazy.

    Just wear some normal clothes, show us some good places to eat and we wouldn’t hate you.

    Guy Fieri blows.

  6. tuttaon 30 Oct 2010 at 4:33 am

    yes, you are soo right, he is the king of douches.calvin-pretty good description of a douche-not easy to do.

  7. Nelson Clickon 10 May 2011 at 11:36 pm

    Guy Fieri doesn’t suck. Vacuum cleaners suck. Little baby spiders suck. We’re mammals and all mammals suck at one time. I even think that’s how we got the name – mammals have tits and you suck the tits? When we are babies we can’t talk and the reason is because our vocal chords are too high. They have to be high so we can breathe while we suck. When we start talking then the vocal chords descend and we no longer have to suck. I think space would suck if you open the hatch before you enter into the atmosphere.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 11 May 2011 at 7:35 am

    Nelson – I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about.

  9. Mike Jon 25 Feb 2012 at 5:44 am

    I hate Fieri so much I wanna throw a cow pie in his face. ‘Food dude’ my ass!

  10. guy fierion 28 Feb 2012 at 11:52 pm

    bitch i invented the fried green bean

  11. Get a lifeon 12 Aug 2013 at 10:49 pm

    Exactly what you wrote in response to a comment telling you to Change the channel.

    # You Just Made My List!on 13 Aug 2008 at 2:07 pm
    You raise an interesting point “you a douche.” I guess changing the channel is an option but like you pointed out I am lazy. Praise Jesus for the shiftless and lazy! On one hand I think “thank God for the TV remote” but on the other hand I curse him for putting it just out of my reach. Wouldn’t it just be easier for me to get him fired so I wouldn’t have to get up and grab the remote? You really have my mind working overtime today “you a douche.”

    By the way, are you a writer? If not you should be.

    So you don’t have the time or energy to get up and retrieve the remote?, and yet you come on to this waste of a website to start posting shit about people on it? Are you just fat lazy and jealous of all the people who are better than you. Ie guy fieri and nadia g? Your probably mad at her for being soo hot that you’d never pull a chick like her?

  12. You Just Made My List!on 13 Aug 2013 at 2:44 am

    Get a Life – The level of irony in your comment is giving me an orgasm right now! Thank you for proving my point about the kind of brain dead zombies that worship these clowns better than I ever could on my own. I love you!