Jun 09 2009

Pre-teens who go to college!

Published by at 3:28 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks



These over-achievers really bug the shit out of me. While every other kid their age is setting crap on fire, falling out of trees, jumping their bikes over each other and generally being awesome, these tiny students are sitting alone in their rooms studying astrophysics and generally being lame. They are wasting their childhood AND their college years in one fell swoop.

Have you ever seen these turds interviewed? They are almost always little condescending shits that are practically begging to have their underwear pulled over their heads.

Whatever, I’m sure they will all end up rich. I’m not jealous, look at me, I never graduated college and I’m a prestigious blogger!

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12 comments so far

12 comments to “Pre-teens who go to college!”

  1. joeon 09 Jun 2009 at 7:44 am

    Cute picture of you. I see you received my hat. I put it in your fridge one night to see if you’d find it. I ate your cold chicken strips too, they were delicious.

  2. Xinaon 09 Jun 2009 at 8:53 am

    Notice his broken wrist. What does that tell you about what his fellow classmates think of him and his unusually apt brain?

  3. joeon 09 Jun 2009 at 9:12 am

    he masturbates a lot. trust me.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 09 Jun 2009 at 9:18 am

    Joe knows me so well.

  5. Tommyon 09 Jun 2009 at 9:24 am

    I started college at 15, I’m still in college

  6. Tommyon 09 Jun 2009 at 9:34 am

    oh right i’m 29

  7. SanFranon 09 Jun 2009 at 10:32 am

    As fucking brilliant as I am (polishes fingernails on lapel), I couldn’t imagine being forced, or moving willfully, through my grade school and college years. I feel that socially, it was just right. Even kids who are advanced a grade or two wind up being the “runt” in their classes in High School. What are the social implications worth?

    No thanks.

  8. hodanon 09 Jun 2009 at 3:29 pm

    i hate old people at colleges. fucking grannies give you the stink eye whenever you swear.

    i blame the parents.

  9. Yours Trulyon 09 Jun 2009 at 7:02 pm

    Oh yeah I fucking hate when old people give you the fucking stink eye for swearing. Who the fuck do these fucking fucks think they fucking are with their fucking stink fucking eye as they fucking block three lanes of fucking traffic because their too fucking old and drive like fucking shit but they still fucking give you an eye-fucking-ful of stink because…wait, where am I going with this?


  10. SanFranon 09 Jun 2009 at 7:40 pm

    I don’t like the looks of those teenagers…

  11. hodanon 09 Jun 2009 at 8:41 pm

    LOL @ Yours Truly

  12. Bobcatson 10 Jun 2009 at 5:31 pm

    College = drunken romps and bullshitting your way through classes.

    Not for 11 year olds. Besides, children who are that smart should be locked away like animals for fear they may some day take over the entire fucking planet.