Jun 15 2009
Ironic hipsters!
You know who wore Members Only jackets? My dad in 1985. You know who looked cool in his Members Only jacket? Nobody.
Nobody ever looked cool in a Members Only jacket but compared to this hipster turd, my dad looked like fucking Burt Reynolds. At least my dad was trying to look awesome, unlike hipsters who want you to believe they look like assholes on purpose. Ironic hipsters think they can hide the fact that they are dorks by making you believe they are dorky on purpose. American Apparel has based most of their products on this theory.
Well I for one have had enough of this bullshit, so ironic hipsters beware because I’m going to be shaving your mustaches and shredding your Members Only bullshit the next time I see you.
I remember being a child and teasing my dad about his Members Only jacket. Now, as an adult, I have a much more advanced vocabulary that I use to belittle the jerks that wear these jackets today. Plus, since I’m old enough to drink you end up with drunken slurs being shouted across the street at these assholes and their skinny leg jeans.
I too have seen the members only turds, but my take on it is just a bit different. These turds are better than the turds of a few years back that were wearing huge bellbottom pants and hemp everything. I graduated college in 02 and because I was an environmental major I was in almost constant contact with the neo-hippie. Their hemp crap and unwashed/unshaven bellbottom pant wearing asses were almost more than I could bear on a daily basis. Acting like they discovered Mary J and black lights. The whole veggie burger thing also made me want to kick their ass on the daily. So, the members only people really aren’t too terrilbly bad imo.
Turds, turds. Everywhere turds.
I loathe those jackets. And the hat.
i dunno, she has pretty nice tits.
http://www.latfh.com/
It seems the kids are having fun. I don’t begrudge them. Patrick’s site looks like a good party. And Jason, you can get veggie burgers at the fucking Hardee’s now, so you can give up that fight.
shut up, her tits are amazing.
The indie, hipster look is really in right now, but there is a thin line of dressing hip and being a pretencious hipster. I have a mustache (started out as ironic, now I just dig it). I own a members only jacket, and I wear moderately skinny jeans. I even posted one of my best friends on http://www.latfh.com (he’s worse than me). But the line is, I’m normal, not pretencious, and I don’t spend hours trying to look hip. Good rule of thumb is if you spend more time than your girlfriend getting ready, there’s a problem. I shop at Urban and American Apparrel, but man some of the kids i see there care way too much what they look like. The kids i see on http://www.latfh.com are hirlarious.
much worst than his jacket and hat is that armband. it’s like seeing white kids with dreads.just stop.
You’re a fucken stupid ass stop hating on styles whether they be stupid or not.
You’re a fucking stupid ass for not knowing how to spell “fucking.”