Jun 15 2009

Ironic hipsters!

Published by at 3:22 am under Jerks,Why?!?

ironic hipster

You know who wore Members Only jackets? My dad in 1985. You know who looked cool in his Members Only jacket? Nobody.

Nobody ever looked cool in a Members Only jacket but compared to this hipster turd, my dad looked like fucking Burt Reynolds. At least my dad was trying to look awesome, unlike hipsters who want you to believe they look like assholes on purpose. Ironic hipsters think they can hide the fact that they are dorks by making you believe they are dorky on purpose. American Apparel has based most of their products on this theory.

Well I for one have had enough of this bullshit, so ironic hipsters beware because I’m going to be shaving your mustaches and shredding your Members Only bullshit the next time I see you.

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    11 comments to “Ironic hipsters!”

    1. Xinaon 15 Jun 2009 at 4:20 am

      I remember being a child and teasing my dad about his Members Only jacket. Now, as an adult, I have a much more advanced vocabulary that I use to belittle the jerks that wear these jackets today. Plus, since I’m old enough to drink you end up with drunken slurs being shouted across the street at these assholes and their skinny leg jeans.

    2. jasonon 15 Jun 2009 at 5:21 am

      I too have seen the members only turds, but my take on it is just a bit different. These turds are better than the turds of a few years back that were wearing huge bellbottom pants and hemp everything. I graduated college in 02 and because I was an environmental major I was in almost constant contact with the neo-hippie. Their hemp crap and unwashed/unshaven bellbottom pant wearing asses were almost more than I could bear on a daily basis. Acting like they discovered Mary J and black lights. The whole veggie burger thing also made me want to kick their ass on the daily. So, the members only people really aren’t too terrilbly bad imo.

    3. CreatureofHabiton 15 Jun 2009 at 6:02 am

      Turds, turds. Everywhere turds.

      I loathe those jackets. And the hat.

    4. joeon 15 Jun 2009 at 6:56 am

      i dunno, she has pretty nice tits.

    5. Patrickon 15 Jun 2009 at 7:12 am

      http://www.latfh.com/

    6. Paul in St. Paulon 15 Jun 2009 at 9:48 am

      It seems the kids are having fun. I don’t begrudge them. Patrick’s site looks like a good party. And Jason, you can get veggie burgers at the fucking Hardee’s now, so you can give up that fight.

    7. joeon 15 Jun 2009 at 10:40 am

      shut up, her tits are amazing.

    8. mikeon 15 Jun 2009 at 1:12 pm

      The indie, hipster look is really in right now, but there is a thin line of dressing hip and being a pretencious hipster. I have a mustache (started out as ironic, now I just dig it). I own a members only jacket, and I wear moderately skinny jeans. I even posted one of my best friends on http://www.latfh.com (he’s worse than me). But the line is, I’m normal, not pretencious, and I don’t spend hours trying to look hip. Good rule of thumb is if you spend more time than your girlfriend getting ready, there’s a problem. I shop at Urban and American Apparrel, but man some of the kids i see there care way too much what they look like. The kids i see on http://www.latfh.com are hirlarious.

    9. hodanon 15 Jun 2009 at 6:12 pm

      much worst than his jacket and hat is that armband. it’s like seeing white kids with dreads.just stop.

    10. Max poweron 29 Sep 2011 at 5:27 pm

      You’re a fucken stupid ass stop hating on styles whether they be stupid or not.

    11. You Just Made My List!on 29 Sep 2011 at 6:00 pm

      You’re a fucking stupid ass for not knowing how to spell “fucking.”