Jun 30 2008

Guy Fieri and his stupid sunglasses!

Published by at 11:44 pm under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Sucky TV

Guy Fieri

I really have a stick up my ass for super tool and host of The Food Network show ‘Diners, Drive-ins and Dives’ Guy Fieri. If I ever see him walking towards me on the street I’m gonna… well I don’t know if I could even tell if he was walking towards me because the retard wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. Well played Fieri, you are like a cobra!

What do I hate most about this turd, it’s so hard to choose. Is it his wussy, 1996, “Swingers,” rockabilly wardrobe? Maybe it’s his permanent, fake smile and aggressively annoying laugh? The TGI Friday’s commercials? It could be that he ruins what could be one of the only watchable shows on The Food Network. I love to eat at diners and drive-ins but I can’t make it through an episode thanks to this ass.

While I’m at it, let’s throw most of The Food Network on my god damn list. They have a bad habit of hiring the most annoying people on the planet and then giving them about 20 shows each. You can’t turn that channel on without Bobby Flay trying to fight you or Paula Deen trying to eat you.

Guy Fieri and The Food Network, I want a written apology!

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131 comments so far

131 comments to “Guy Fieri and his stupid sunglasses!”

  1. You Just Made My List!on 28 May 2011 at 1:05 pm

    Coming from the guy who loves Guy Fieri. I’ll take it with a grain of salt. A grain of salt my inferior taste buds are incapable of tasting. I’ll probably think it’s a grain of sugar!

  2. RichMcGuireon 28 May 2011 at 1:11 pm

    You’re probably right. When asked about culinary creations you bring up hot dogs.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 28 May 2011 at 1:41 pm

    You must be a republican with the way you like to pick and choose what to read and repeat.

  4. RichMcGuireon 28 May 2011 at 1:53 pm

    Yea, its almost as bad as when you put words into peoples mouth to make a more dramatic point.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 28 May 2011 at 2:16 pm

    Now you’re just talking nonsense and making things up.

  6. RichMcGuireon 28 May 2011 at 2:26 pm

    I think you said it best when you said “I really have a stick up my ass” at the beginning of your blog.

  7. You Just Made My List!on 28 May 2011 at 3:15 pm

    Finally something we can agree on.

  8. RichMcGuireon 28 May 2011 at 3:22 pm

    yay

  9. Joseph Murphyon 13 Aug 2011 at 8:03 am

    As annoying as his shades on the back of the head are, what I hate most is his wearing jewelry when cooking. Sometimes he may remove his rings, but never his bracelets or watch. When you cook, tons of food debris get up in there, especially on they style he wears with 9000 little links. How does a supposedly professional chef on a supposedly professional network get away with this? Every idiot on the set needs a wake up smack to the face.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 13 Aug 2011 at 8:16 am

    I believe it’s actually against health codes. I think the only jewelery you are allowed to keep on is wedding rings. Plus, what kind of a man wears all that lame ass jewelry anyway? Oh my god, I hate him so much!

  11. Guy Fieri Fanson 18 Aug 2011 at 1:28 pm

    All of the Guy Fieri defenders on here probably copy his look…I mean 1998 Corey Feldman’s look. Whatever.

  12. You Just Made My List!on 18 Aug 2011 at 1:38 pm

    The Corey Feldman look would be an improvement.

  13. weenyon 13 Jan 2012 at 10:18 pm

    Guy fieri is a little poopstain. He needs to put those pubes on his head back where they belong.

  14. Hassan Ben Soberon 14 Jan 2012 at 8:31 am

    Could you unimaginative a-holes find another word besides “douche-bag”.
    Geez, talk about Guy being a cliche…

  15. You Just Made My List!on 14 Jan 2012 at 3:08 pm

    Whatever, douchebag.

  16. J. Markhamon 16 Feb 2012 at 4:59 am

    YJMML– Thanks for your spot-on observations. (Not just Hair-on-Fire, but Americans and food.)
    Yes, I found your blog by Googling “Guy Fieri obnoxious.”

    Was not disappointed!

    It’s possible to overlook the unhealthy, repulsive foods he promotes. that apart, he doesn’t know when to shut the fuck up. Maybe, just maybe, some of the cooks/chefs may actually have something to say that could be more interesting than fatboy’s verbal barrage. (Banal catch-phrases.)

    Anyone with such an obnoxious super-sized ego probably has a very dinky sausage.

  17. Sharon Meolaon 18 Mar 2012 at 10:27 am

    Maybe all you people out there are just jealous of his ways because of him becoming so famous. Not just because of his sunglasses, dress code, tattoos, facial hair, spiked bleached hair, etc., but because of his awesome personality, his instant popularity which has skyrocketed beyond expectations, his love for his family, and his realistic manner before the cameras.

    My husband, also being Italian, adores your shows also. In fact we will see your picture today on the wall of an Italian restaurant you visited in Chicago (Tufano’s).

    You go, Guy!

  18. You Just Made My List!on 18 Mar 2012 at 1:42 pm

    Ms. Sharon Meola – Come to think of it you are right, it IS jealousy that leads people to dislike someone else. I mean just look at how jealous everyone was of Osama Bin Laden! Don’t even get me started of how jealous the world was of Hitler. You must be EXTREMELY jealous of me, for example.

    However, your comment does get a little weird after your explanation of Guy’s incredible “realistic manner.” It seems that you started to talk directly to Guy for some odd reason. Do you think he regularly reads these comments? Or, is it because you are looking at his photo on my website and you think he can hear you?

    Have a great time looking at his photo today at Tufano’s, but please remember when you talk to that photo to whisper so they don’t throw you out for being bat-shit crazy (because you are).

  19. Benon 23 Apr 2012 at 1:16 pm

    LOL, love the replies to these recent Fieri posts… moronic sheep!

  20. Shut the fuck up, Guyon 16 May 2012 at 5:53 pm

    Oh man, I hate this fucking tool so much. It sucks because I really like the concept behind the show Divers, Drive-ins, and Dives but I can hardly stand to watch it because Guy just never ever will shut the fuck up! I mean, do you seriously have to fucking guess every ingredient and act like you know jack shit when the chef’s/cooks are making the food? Do you seriously have to act like YOU are teaching the chef’s why they do what they do to their food? Shut the fuck up, you tool.

    And then the utter disbelief Guy has on his face and how he questions what the chefs do to make their food just drives me fucking insane! Yes, Guy, that’s what we fucking do, you asshole. Don’t act so fucking surprised. That’s like me acting surprised about how a brain surgeon does surgery and questioning it. I’m not a fucking brain surgeon so I shouldn’t fucking question a brain surgeon. Guy Ferry is not a fucking chef so he should shut the fuck up when the chef’s are cooking. If he asked legitimate questions that would be one thing, but no, he just acts like a fucking asshole the whole time the chefs cook.

    And don’t even get me started on his fucking retarded catch phrases. “That shit is off the chain, that shit is money, that shit is sweet dog. Holy shit, dawg, can I get this shit to go?” SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY, GUY!

    And whenever this fucking idiot starts to talk about the shit he is wearing and how surprised he is that he could possibly be splattered in a FUCKING KITCHEN, it just pisses me off to no end. Damn you Guy, and go fuck yourself.

    Oh yeah, Anne Burrell is a bitch too. Guy and her should fuck off and quit the Food Network.

  21. You Just Made My List!on 16 May 2012 at 6:30 pm

    You touched on something that I HATE about most “on-location” food shows, and that’s the repeating of the recipe. It usually goes like this…

    Loud annoying douchebag host: “So how do you make these wings bro?”

    Chef: “We use butter, salt, pepper, cayenne pepper, corn flakes, onion powder and garlic.”

    (Douchebag takes a bite and acts like he’s having an orgasm)

    Loud annoying douchebag host: “Mmmmmmm, bro! I taste the butter, I taste the salt, I taste the pepper, I taste the cayenne pepper, I taste the corn flakes, I taste the onion powder and I taste the garlic.”

    THANKS FOR RE-LISTING THE INGREDIENTS AS IF YOU HAVE SOME SUPERIOR MAGICAL PALATE YOU FUCKING COCK-SUCKER MOTHERFUCKER!

    I feel better now. Or maybe worse.

  22. Daveon 21 May 2012 at 11:59 am

    Thanks for this site & allowing the other 99% of us to speak up against this buffoon and the culinary genocidal network that bills itself as food channels.

    I’m not from New York, Jewish or queer, so I don’t relate to any the of the politically correct commodities pushed by the owner – that’s right, the same idiot runs all three channels to push his own disgusting tastes:

    1. sickly rich recipes based on Jewish cooking
    2. obnoxious shi shi bistro presentations
    3. reality shows that bring out the worst in everyone,
    4. flaming chefs who know more about gay disco than cooking

    Take butter, salt & parmesan off the menu and none of these morons could boil a pan of water.

    Guy is especially offensive, talking while stuffing his mouth full of bizarre and off-the-wall food combos.

    It would be hilarious to see Robert Irvine of “Restaurant Impossible” catch this dummy with his fingers in a kitchen’s food as it was being prepared. “You acting like a are totally unsanitary pig! If I were a health inspector, I would shut this place down RIGHT NOW!!!”

    Put that bleu cheese on your burger & eat it.

  23. Daveon 21 May 2012 at 12:07 pm

    RE: Sharon commenting about jealousy

    Accusing Guy-haters of being jealous is the simpleton illogic of right-brained emotionalism.

    Like most on those obnoxious so called food channels, Guy doesn’t understand cooking fundamentals. Only someone with severe mental problems would put butter in a pan to cook bacon…and then salt it!

  24. You Just Made My List!on 21 May 2012 at 1:59 pm

    Dave – It was so promising until all the gay and Jewish stuff. Can’t we all just hate Guy Fieri without dragging other people down? Maybe that wasn’t your intention, but it just started to feel “wrong” at some point.

  25. donkeyon 25 May 2012 at 6:00 pm

    Every few months I come back to this wonderful blog by googling ‘guy fieri sucks’. I spend an hour or so reading through all the latest comments and reveling in the utter joy like Christmas morning of finding other people who share the same hatred of this tool as I do.

    It’s theraputic and helps me to cope with that awful moment when one good TV show ends and I hear his grating voice croon “This time on Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives…”

    I just want to say thank you for this wonderful site, post, and place to share in mutual hate of the biggest Douche in the entire world – Guy Fieri.

    And might I suggest, why not post a pic of yourself to once and for all end the “you’re a slobby closet gay living in his mom’s basement” arguments that so many idiots like to throw at you.

    SENDING YOU THE GUY FIERI HATE FOR OVER 5 YEARS
    ~donkey

  26. Shut the fuck up, Guyon 07 Jun 2012 at 2:56 pm

    This blog is money, dawg. Can I get this shit to go?

  27. Emmaon 25 Jun 2012 at 7:59 pm

    What the hell? You people have violence tendencies. If you dislike someone so much, why not stop watching their shows? I honestly think Guy Fieri is a cool guy. His cool personality makes Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives entertaining. Okay, so he wears his sunglasses on the back of his head, big deal. It simply means he doesn’t give a fuck what others think of him. He’s also expressing his individuality through his fashion, if you can’t respect how other people think, shame on you.

  28. You Just Made My List!on 25 Jun 2012 at 8:18 pm

    I’m assuming you are about 13 years old, so I will not be mean.

  29. Shut the fuck up, Guyon 02 Aug 2012 at 5:14 pm

    Anyone that ever utters the phrase/question “You know what makes this dish?” and then proceeds to mention one ingredient that they claim completely transforms the dish from shit to gold can fuck off. Guy loves to do this, especially with FRESH cracked black pepper. That stuff makes dog shit edible.

  30. Guy Fierion 03 Nov 2012 at 1:34 am

    Chinguen a su madre, bola de jabronis.

    Y ese Guy Fieri es un puto maricón traga-sables.

  31. Shut the fuck up, Guyon 05 Sep 2014 at 12:14 am

    Man what the hell, it’s been two years since I’ve ranted about this spiky haired lookin’, queer ass joke crackin’, fresh black pepper lovin’ mother fucker. Fuck Guy and his bullshit shit show that never goes to drive-ins. Seriously, when’s the last time you saw him go to a drive-in?