Jun 30 2008
Guy Fieri and his stupid sunglasses!
I really have a stick up my ass for super tool and host of The Food Network show ‘Diners, Drive-ins and Dives’ Guy Fieri. If I ever see him walking towards me on the street I’m gonna… well I don’t know if I could even tell if he was walking towards me because the retard wears his sunglasses on the back of his head. Well played Fieri, you are like a cobra!
What do I hate most about this turd, it’s so hard to choose. Is it his wussy, 1996, “Swingers,” rockabilly wardrobe? Maybe it’s his permanent, fake smile and aggressively annoying laugh? The TGI Friday’s commercials? It could be that he ruins what could be one of the only watchable shows on The Food Network. I love to eat at diners and drive-ins but I can’t make it through an episode thanks to this ass.
While I’m at it, let’s throw most of The Food Network on my god damn list. They have a bad habit of hiring the most annoying people on the planet and then giving them about 20 shows each. You can’t turn that channel on without Bobby Flay trying to fight you or Paula Deen trying to eat you.
Guy Fieri and The Food Network, I want a written apology!
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I’m not a violent person, but I have violent fantasies like many people. This guy, Guy, brings those fantasies to the surface. I’d like to PUMMEL his face and then spit on him!
But, let’s face it, it is TV. TV is largely a freakshow: Jerry Springer, most of the reality shows, what else is on these days? TV is like some guy reaching out from the tv screen to grab you by the collar and shake you and say, “Pay attention to me!!!”
Gen, after you spit on him I would like to pee on his fancy “punk rock” hair.
Amen,I hate how he wears his shades on the reverse side of his head,does he know that they become useless when worn that way?Imagine if I wore my eyeglasses like he wears his shades,people would think of me as a douche and a tool like Fieri,as well as a complete idiot!Plus,those Friday’s commercials he does are awful,but I love eating there!And besides,there’s only person who can be called Guy in my mind and in my heart,and that’s Sesame Street’s own Guy Smiley,may he rest in peace!
T-Rav, Guy Smiley is dead? NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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just looking at him makes me want to kill him
Yeah,Guy Smiley isn’t on Sesame Street anymore.It’s too bad,I liked him very much!
I kind of wish they would change the name of his show to something more appropriate, like “Some random asshole stuffs his fat face on the company dime”, But I don’t know if it would fit on the title screen, oh well
Thank you! The sunglasses, the hair, the endless stream of inane comments, and that cool dude-I’m 25 years younger than I really am shtick! Last night, he had a 7 minute segment on dry aging meat where he said, “bad boy” 9 times! The guy thinks he’s cool, but sadly he just sounds like an dumb ass. He described nearly everything he ate on that Diners etc. show as “sweet.” What a culinary genius! Maybe he’s a good dad, and a nice guy; I just can’t take it anymore.
Bill, funny.
Man…some Haters in here! The man has a look, the Food Network likes it and so does America. His book is on the NY Times Best Seller List, has 3 shows and is only getting bigger.
“Jealousy rears it’s ugly little head….”
Yeah, everyone is “jealous” of Guy Fieri. Come on, what is this 3rd grade? You mean to tell me when someone becomes popular with the masses they are immune from being a douchebag? I would argue the opposite is usually true and I am rarely wrong. Just look at Hitler? Yeah, that’s right, I said it!
America likes a lot of douchebags, in fact America usually prefers them so you might want to come up with a different argument.
PEACE! (I bet Guy says that at the bottom of his emails too)
Hitler? You compare a television celebrity to the most evil and violent human to ever live on this planet? Weak…
Dude, You only wish you could somehow parlay this shitty little blog site into 15 minutes of fame. If Fieri called you tomorrow to meet, you would drop to your knee to thank the “God of I Suckdom” for the opportunity. The energy used to create negative energy here exceeds anything possibly worthwhile…Outta here, Douchebag wannabe…
I love how he grabs at people’s orders with his grubby fingers as they go out the window and giggles before inhaling food that somebody else paid for. Not to mention when he gets in on the cooking process. I realize he’s some sort of chef, or was at one point, and probably at least has the sense to wash his hands.. but with how much he bleaches his hair, it has to be constantly falling out.
You didn’t mention his flip-flops either. He always quips about how ‘he wouldn’t have worn his flip-flops if he knew he was gonna be near a fryer!!!11one’.. not funny, guy. Fitting name. Guy. As every obnoxious, douchey party-goer is addressed as guy as they’re escorted out the door.
Also agree on the wardrobe and ska music front. Guy plays his part to a sickening end. I’ll stand up for his sunglasses though, but not for how he wears them. It’d be worth it to break into his house just for the sunglasses, assuming they could be disinfected. He always has a decent pair of Spy Optic shades on.
/rant
“Yeah, everyone is “jealous” of Guy Fieri. Come on, what is this 3rd grade?”
Well, what do you call a bunch of people making ugly and threatening statements about someone they have never met, and never will meet, all from the anonymous safety of their computers? The height of sophisticated criticism?
Elian – Am I to assume you have never disliked anyone or anything? You’ve never had a complaint about anything? Grow up, it’s not the end of the world if people are complaining about something you love.
I love how everyone complains and has dislikes but as soon as something they love is bashed they get all high and mighty. Get over yourself and lighten up.
A random douche bag using the psuedonym of a Cuban boy that was last in the news 10 years ago is talking about “hiding behind the safety of computers.”
You’re a douche bag. And so is Guy Fieri.
This blog is awful, but so is Guy Fieri. Anybody else notice him chilling in prime seats at the Super Bowl last night? Hilarious. The tough economy is taking it easy on some pretty ghey people.
the fact that you all write about him and the fact this blog was ever written means that you are more obsessed over him than he is over himself. hes got a sweet look and because of him, triple d is probably the coolest food network show. truth is truth, hes rich and suave, not caring what you have to say, and you guys are the computer nerds who just love to flame everyone better than you. lol. spew your hate on people who actually deserve it, like murderers.
go GUY!
Useless – You make a compelling argument, until I realized you are an idiot. It all fell apart at that point. Please punch yourself in the balls and/or vagina.
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Ok, I held off as long as I could, I waited til I found this page and saw that there are others like me out there that say…$*#k Guy Fieri! Those glasses-I’m a 48 year old man and I’ve never experienced anyone or anything that has pissed me off as much as him and those glasses!!! Let alone his cheesy bling, the not-ever funny comments and the one-foot in the grave waitress with an armband scene. I don’t know about any of you, but he reminds me of the fat kid back in school that you tried to stay clear of, not because he was fat, but coz he was annoying!
If Guy’s Big Night becomes a hit and he’s parlayed out there as the Johnny Carson of the Food Network…I’m done!
…THOSE $*#KIN’ SUNGLASSES…Guy, I’m personally begging you as a business man-loose the shades…you might have a chance…
Awesome post!!
Did you know Guy FeeEddie’s (lol) real name is Guy Ferry?? Check it out on Wiki: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guy_Fieri
More can be found at: http://guyfierisucks.blogspot.com
Dan – Thanks for the info. This turd must be stopped!
“Super Tool” good use of words i love it and it is the definition of him.
Change the channel you jealous babies and maybe get outside and get a life, you wouldn’t see so much TV.
I doubt any of you whiners will ever own a restaurant or have a show on Food Network so why don’t you all just 86 yourselves from the show if you don’t like his sunglasses.
You’re all Petty, Small Minded, Cry Babies who will never be MONEY.
PS: You Just Made My List!
I won’t be back to your DIVE so trashing my opinion means absolutely nothing to me; I am happy with my life
John Watson, we both know that you are not happy with your life, otherwise you would not be having little hissy fits on dumb blogs on a Saturday night while the rest of the world is out having fun with their friends.
My favorite thing about people like you is that you get your panties in a bunch when I don’t agree with you and you attack me for “whining” when it’s the exact thing you are doing. Look fuck face, why do you care that I hate your precious lover Guy Fieri? If you really didn’t care about my opinion, as you claim, you would simply move on and not leave 2 comments. You would go on with your “happy” life and forget I even exist. But the truth is you are just like me and everyone else. It’s normal to NOT like things. It’s OK for you to like something extremely douchey like Guy Fieri and for me to hate it. Why do you care what I think?
I don’t care if you disagree with me but don’t accuse me of acting a certain way when you are doing the exact same thing. God, you’re dumb. You tell me and everyone else to change the channel and yet you won’t do the same when it comes to this website. Again, you’re really dumb. It’s almost cute how dumb you are.
The other thing about assholes like you that I love is that you react like a 7-year-old to everything. How many times have people told me I was “jealous” of Guy Fieri? The truth is I could not be LESS jealous of that fucking tool. Let me ask you this John Watson… Are YOU jealous of everything you dislike? Are you jealous of me? It’s perfectly normal to dislike things. Get over it, we disagree you big fucking baby. I bet you are a Republican.
We both know that you WILL return to see my response but now you have backed yourself into a corner and can’t really respond because that would prove you really DO love me and wanted to soak up every genius word I wrote about you.
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Ugh what a douche! I mean honestly, he’s like a big walking cliche. And worst part is his show is great and interesting to the point a chimp like him can host it. I even have to admit his cooking recipes are pretty decent and applicable. But in my defense it’s like hate sex, but hate cooking.
Same satisfaction. Double the calories and shame!
OMG! FINALLY I’ve found people who share the same utter hate for this @$$hole as I do!
He’s on ALL fucking day on Food Network! I love Food Network and since this loser won the food show he had a show on at some early time in the morning and I was SO glad! (hated him on Food Network Star) but NOW they dont want Food Network Star to be a failure so they have an obsession with making him seem like a STAR that they just marathon his shit ass shows on ALL day long over and over. I barely find ANYTHING else! Hes literally on in the morning, ALL afternoon and then at night too! He’s SO FUCKING STUPID! He always has some stupid ass comment like “AWH YEAH THATS A REAL BURGER” or “AW YEAH THATS A REAL BARBECUE” or “AW YEAH THAT’S HEAVEN” well “AWH YEAH YOU ARE A TOTAL JACK@$$!”
He goes tanning like a total douche I HATE the glasses and he spends all day talking about his dumb ass children Hunter and Ryder? WTF? WHO NAMES THEIR SON “RYDER” maybe HUNTER will jump on and ryde his brother and push their retarded father off a cliff to his death.
Are you people fuckin serious??? Whoever started this blog should NEVER EVER be allowed to have children. And if you do I hope Guy Fieri eats them In front of you. And then Obama eats yor husband, because i know youre gay.And then a rockabilly band eats your intestines …. you DOUCHE BAG!
Another intelligent Guy Fieri fan checking in. I can see why you are such a big fan!
omg when i was reading what donkey wrote about this complete douchebag’s kids pushing him off a cliff i was literally tearing up from the laughter. this guy couldnt suck ass any harder. hes like a jalapeno popper personified. for the guy fieri fans on here, personified is when an inanimate object becomes a person…..anyway, between him and rachel ray, i just dont think i can take the food network anymore. what a waste of time that rachel ray show is. “today we’re gonna make hot dogs!” fuck off. man, if they did a show with rachel ray and guy fieri together, i would have to jam an ice pick into my ear just to make myself deaf. those two should screw, have a baby, and then deep fry it.
kkh – Deep fried baby is so MONEY!
Donkey, you said it all!!!
Thank you thank you!!!!! The bleached blond hair and backward glasses on the head is soooo bad. Drives me crazy when I see him on TV
Mandy – He is the devil, and not the cool devil.
Just try and stomach through the beginning of his cooking show sometime…good god…thats all I can say. When he used the phrase “I need to de-bling to mix this” i lost it
This douchebag is getting more and more time on FN. I can’t stand watching anymore.
I want to see someone push his head into a deep fryer.
His filthy habit of picking off people’s plates at the dives he goes to is beyond sickening. When I see “big bite” and he gets his friends on TV? They are probably playing him, just to get on his show.
Anyone who wears ‘dueling pinky rings” has to be an arsehole of the grandest design.
LOLOLOLOL,
If GF banged poor Anne Burrell the kid would come out retarded because of all the bleach those fools have in their scalps.
I have dreamt of sitting down to a meal and having GF show up and pick at my plate.
Then the dream shifts to the EMTs showing up to get the fork out of his eye, the knife that pins his hand to the table top and me laughing and chanting over and over, “That’s money, f-wad!”
I alledgedly dreamt that!
Why ruin a perfectly good deep fryer?
man, this is so funny, it’s like a the biggest flame fest in here, it’s cool man. I love how people who think that other people are losers for hating on Guy Fieri go on rants and say they hate so much how someone else is hating on guy, lovely…….. you just contradicted yourself and proved yourself to be just as retarded as the person before, just saying how are you gonna criticize someone for “OMG you are not happy with your life, otherwise you would not be having hissy fits” and then proceed on to having a hissy fit of his own explaining how someone else’s equally annoying hissy fit is ghey…. blah blah so on and so on, you get my point, you could also point out that i would be doing the same thing therefore making myself a douche also…. blah blah, never ending cycle…….
I will have to side with the people who hate guy….. why? because this here topic is about hating on him, and just like the people who love guy suggest “hey change the channel” then i suggest you get the fuck out of here! we hate guy and have every right to bitch about it if we want! MONEY SWEET MONEY BAD BOY FLIP FLOPS BABY!
Ginormagantuan – It’s seems easy to understand to me. YOU ARE SO MONEY!
I met him last week in Louisville, Ky.
He is an asshole and a fake.
I just have to (after finding another blog dedicated to hating “Guy Fieri”) post one of the funniest things I read there:
“Everything Guy touches is an instant culinary abortion”.
Yeah! He is a D-o-u-c-h-e !!! He even has his armpits tattooed!!! WTF is that? He held up his arm and he has tats on his pitts!
WOW. I hate this clown enough that I would take time outta my day to google his name in hopes of understanding how one person can be such a looser. I am speachless.
I only stumbled upon this website today after googling “Duff Goldman is a loser” to see if anybody agreed with me as people seem to love his fat swarthy ass. He is the type of person that wants so hard to be rock n’ roll but is really the type of person who watches and loves movies like Monsters Inc. and The Incredibles with a 2 litre of Mountain Dew and then tells everybody at work how “yeah it’s a kids movie, but it’s really for adults too!” No Duff, you are wrong. I hate you, your shitty cakes and your loser hipster pals.
My only request would be that you do a revisit to the Food Network douchebaggery for 2010 especially now that we have the likes of Nadia G, an easy contender for the numero uno spot. Whenever the commercial comes on where she she points at us and says “staaaaay hungry!” I want to jab pencils in my ears and then drink to forget. Come to think of it, she wears the same type of lame 1950s wannabe Swingers, watered down rockabilly atire that is so popular among dudes like Fairy and 20-30 something “pinup” chicks with no imagination and father issues.
They’re “money” alright, about as much as a 5 peso Tijuana donkey show.
Wow that felt good.
Sam – I’m glad I could be there for you.