Aug 06 2008

Nathan Schwartz, “Texting World Champion!”

Published by at 7:22 pm under Jerks,Why?!?

FINALLY, we have a texting world champion and his name is Nathan Schwartz. Did you go to a kick ass texting world championship party like me? I went to my friend Joey’s house and it was fucking packed ass to elbow. IT-WAS-OFF-THE-HOOK! Oh, and what was your favorite texting world championship commercial this year?

FUCK OFF! What is happening to the world I live in? I relate to my fellow humans less and less every day.

This is you to me: “Hey jerk, this was just a corporate publicity event for blah blah blah.”

Me to you: “Inhale my FART!” I know that this was just a way for some company to create a viral video (and here I am like an asshole helping them) but it does not make me hate everyone involved any less. Maybe I’m just jealous that it takes me about 45 minutes to type “sounds good, see you there” on my cell phone. I should try “sdz gd c u thr” next time.

Actual footage of the world ending

I need a nap.

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7 comments to “Nathan Schwartz, “Texting World Champion!””

  1. Creature of Habiton 08 Aug 2008 at 3:08 pm

    I don’t understand.

    I also don’t know where my cell phone is, let alone how to text with it.

  2. you a doucheon 13 Aug 2008 at 2:17 pm

    you just mad that no texts you maybe you should get out of the house and stop blogging about shit no one care about… you suck!!

  3. You Just Made My List!on 13 Aug 2008 at 2:24 pm

    OUCH! That one hit too close to the bone “you a douche.”

    You are right I am mad that, as you put it, “that no texts.” Why no texts? WHY?

  4. you a doucheon 13 Aug 2008 at 7:56 pm

    oh i c you get off on this kinda of stuff well enjoy being bitter…

  5. You Just Made My List!on 13 Aug 2008 at 8:14 pm

    You have read me like a book “you a douche.” Like a god damn book!

  6. nathan schwartzon 11 Mar 2009 at 12:13 pm

    haha ya i would have to admit this is ridiculous….and i would be sayin the same shit if i were u!…but i won 50k and thats all that matters to me!

  7. You Just Made My List!on 11 Mar 2009 at 3:27 pm

    Nathan – Congratulations on being the first person on my list to actually check in and defend himself. Now if only Guy Fieri would grow some balls and do the same!

    Can I have some money?