Jun 22 2009

Nail art!

Published by at 3:30 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?


You really can’t say that you’ve made anything of your life until your likeness appears on someone’s fingernails. You think you’re the shit because your dumb face is on a T-shirt? Bullshit, call me when some chick is walking around with your smiling mug on her disgusting fingernails.

(STOP THE PRESSES – I just saw a commercial for some fat ass dating show on Fox. It’s a fat guy looking for love from a group of fat chicks standing on reinforced bleachers. Mark my words, the world will end by November.)

OK, sorry about that… This is one of those subjects that makes a little barf come up. I am endlessly fascinated by what some people accept as “fashionable.” I mean, there are thousands of women walking around RIGHT NOW with palm trees, dolphins, tigers and flowers painted on their long fingernails. No, these women were not abducted at gunpoint and forced to do such a thing. Nope, these crazies paid for this insanity.

The art is bad enough on its own, but the thing that really gets to me is the length of these nails. It sends a shiver down my spine every time I see a woman struggling to do some simple task with her painted claws. Using a telephone or picking up a coin becomes a day-long event with these idiots.

Thank god I am better than everybody.

I will make an exception for this young lady.

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19 comments to “Nail art!”

  1. jasonon 22 Jun 2009 at 5:20 am

    This is pretty sick but I got an email last year where it showed a bunch of ladies toe nails all long painted and disgusting! I going to see if I can find the link now.

  2. Xinaon 22 Jun 2009 at 6:02 am

    I work in a bad area so I’m lucky enough to see these crazy long nails on a daily basis. I drop money on purpose, just to thrill myself with the joy of their inability to do anything.

    To comment on long toe nails I will tell a true story that continues to haunt my dreams. A few years ago I accidentally got lost and wandered into a McDonalds. I was eyeing the fine menu when a woman walked in wearing head to toe flashy gold. I was admiring her splendor when my eyes came upon her feet. Not only were her toe nails pretty damn long (and gold) she had a SIXTH toe on top of her foot and, if it’s long gold painted nail wasn’t enough she decorated it with a toe ring! Needless to say my hunger for a Big Mac evaporated. I understand taking lemons and making lemonade but I really think her approach was one toe too far.

  3. hodanon 22 Jun 2009 at 10:46 am

    eewww! any fingernail longer than a centimeter scares me.

  4. Great Oden's Ravenon 22 Jun 2009 at 10:52 am

    Great post. I am intrigued and googling now…

  5. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jun 2009 at 11:06 am

    Jason – I have seen the toenails but decided to spare everyone.

    Xina – WHAT?!?!?!?

    Hodan – You mean past the tip, right?

    Oden – Barf

  6. Tommyon 22 Jun 2009 at 11:22 am

    I recently made the mistake of biting my thumb nail off. It went horribly wrong and still hurts. I mean, not completely off just like what I would do with nail clippers but I was too lazy to get out of bed and it was bugging me…

    Xina: You live in some kind of fucked up world with some odd ball story that surpasses my comprehension. I thought I was well traveled but not to the right places it seems

  7. T-Ravon 22 Jun 2009 at 12:19 pm

    Like Xina,I also work in a ghetto and have seen these nails quite often(I haven’t seen any sixth toes,though,not yet at least,that story was hysterical!).It’s kinda ridiculous and quite ugly if you ask me.If I dated a girl and she decided to get them,I’d break up with her like that.I’m OK if she wants her nails done,but this is over the top and unattractive!

  8. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jun 2009 at 12:27 pm

    What’s really awesome are the women who get their nails pierced and have shit dangling from them. Why?

  9. Perryon 22 Jun 2009 at 2:18 pm

    T-Rav summed it up nicely:

    “I’m OK if she wants her nails done,but this is over the top and unattractive!

    Ladies, despite what you may think, obscenely long nails aren’t sexy or attractive in the least. They’re fucking gross and they give me the heebie-jeebies.

  10. Tommy Rocheon 22 Jun 2009 at 7:18 pm

    But the thing is I’d wager that non of us here are ghetto so who are we to say what is sexy and what isn’t

  11. nail art designson 23 Jun 2009 at 12:33 am

    But the thing is I’d wager that non of us here are ghetto so who are we to say what is sexy and what isn’t

  12. Jacobon 23 Jun 2009 at 11:40 am


  13. hodanon 23 Jun 2009 at 6:18 pm

    yes, Listy i mean past the starting point.

  14. rxon 27 Jun 2009 at 5:51 pm

    super gross, but super funny to see a girl rip ’em off when shit goes down. also, they are often the cherry on the cake of a great halloween costume. sometimes you gotta go there is all i’m sayin.

  15. curlyledon 17 Sep 2010 at 9:50 pm

    What a stupid ass Canadian!!! I bet “they b waitin on a check”!!!!!! Could be refered to a “non swimmer” as well!! IDIOT!!!!

  16. You Just Made My List!on 17 Sep 2010 at 10:07 pm

    Curlyled – I’m pretty sure that was an attempt at a racist comment. I worked with an old guy who referred to black people as “Canadians.” He was a fucking moron.

  17. shannaon 02 Oct 2010 at 3:30 pm

    you people are horrible everyone has their own tastes. i figure you guys are so hateful. who the hell are you to decide what looks good? are you some fashion designer or something? i doubt it. wow you guys have too much hate in your heart.

  18. shannaon 02 Oct 2010 at 3:31 pm

    and plus this woman who did the nails has an amazing talent. what are you good at? making hateful comments? plumbing? common.

  19. You Just Made My List!on 02 Oct 2010 at 3:46 pm

    Shanna – Oh my god, you are so mean. You are so hateful to plumbers! Without plumbers, where would you put your giants poops? Huh, where Shanna? You should really let go of your hate for plumbers. Plumbers have amazing talent. You have too much hate in your heart.