Jul 14 2009


Published by at 8:33 am under Jerks

bob ross

I’m currently painting my kitchen and I ran out of time to be awesome and hilarious. Please talk amongst yourself.

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  1. jasonon 14 Jul 2009 at 8:48 am

    I love and hate that guy. He’s freakin awesome. He paints these pictures/protraits in just a few minutes and they look unreal! I can hardly draw a freakin stick figure.

  2. guilty noodleson 14 Jul 2009 at 8:51 am

    I was stuck in a waiting room once and his show was on. Yes, watching him paint is mesmerizing, but when the camera zoomed out, I couldn’t stop staring at his head.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 14 Jul 2009 at 8:55 am

    Bob Ross R.I.P.

  4. SanFranon 14 Jul 2009 at 9:07 am

    Wow… This past weekend, while on a white water rafting trip with a bunch of friends up in the Sierras, we got to talking about Bob Ross – mostly because some of the scenes looked just like his paintings, or vice versa I guess.

    Which reminded me of a party I was at back in my home town on Cape Cod one summer… A bunch of us were hanging out in the basement room, and I was looking at this painting over the couch for a while (may or may not have been completely stoned), and then I see it: Bob Ross’s signature. Yup, sure enough, it was authentic. So we got more high in his honor.

    Good stuff.

    Thanks for the happy little post.

  5. Paul in St. Paulon 14 Jul 2009 at 9:57 am

    Who is filling the Bob Ross void these days? Are there any TV personalities with speedpainting talent, a gentle demeanor, and a penchant for featuring rescued squirrels in their shows?

  6. Paul in St. Paulon 14 Jul 2009 at 9:59 am

    Also, I’m assuming that your kitchen paint job is Bob Ross-inspired. Are you doing a mural?

  7. You Just Made My List!on 14 Jul 2009 at 10:09 am

    John Kilduff is the new Bob Ross!

    Yes, I’m painting my kitchen to look like a vineyard. I want it to look like Olive Garden.

  8. Paul in St. Paulon 14 Jul 2009 at 10:53 am

    John Kilduff is sort of the new Bob Ross and the anti-Bob Ross at the same time. What Bob Ross did with the surprising calm swiftness of a brush, John Kilduff makes up for in some of the worst frantic, labored multi-tasking ever committed to video. Also, I don’t think Bob Ross ever had to take listener calls inquiring about his “invisible man being raped” – Joe, were you on the line? I hope you are taking inspiration from both your TV painter mentors by creating your Olive Garden mural homage to Bob Ross while on a treadmill in a suit in the spirit of John “we’re gonna do it all” Kilduff.

  9. T-Ravon 14 Jul 2009 at 12:54 pm

    Bob Ross was the man! I’d forgo watching Saturday morning cartoons and watch his show when it came on at 10am on Channel 6 in Sacramento.I wish PBS would rerun his show just so I’d have something calm to watch after a horrible day at work.

  10. hodanon 14 Jul 2009 at 2:52 pm

    how dare he paint a perfect canvas in 30 minutes flat! fucker

  11. Buckykatton 14 Jul 2009 at 3:24 pm

    So, after you paint the kitchen, are you going to autograph your own refrigerator just like Guy Fieri?

  12. ButteryPaton 14 Jul 2009 at 4:58 pm

    Oh, good. I thought for a second you were gonna put Bob Ross on the list, and I was gonna have to regulate that shit. Carry on.

  13. rxon 15 Jul 2009 at 3:16 pm

    “and if you tell anyone i put that bush there, i will come to your house and i will cut you.”

  14. Jenon 15 Jul 2009 at 11:56 pm

    But Listy, I like the Olive Garden! Why does everyone make fun of it? The food is satisfying! Foooood! (I’m fat, btw.)

  15. You Just Made My List!on 16 Jul 2009 at 8:15 am

    Jen – I have only been to OG 3 or 4 times and have to admit, we usually go as a joke. “Hey wanna go to Olive Garden because we are cool and better than everyone?” We go as a joke BUT end up eating like pigs because its hard to deny that the food tastes good. It’s not GOOD food, but it does TASTE good!

  16. Jenon 17 Jul 2009 at 11:26 am

    YES! I knew in my fat heart that you liked “OG,” Listy! Have you been there during their never-ending pasta bowl time? That’s the ultimate pig out.