Jul 15 2009

I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I can paint my fucking kitchen every night until I want to kill myself!

Published by at 3:53 am under Jerks

kids paint tv

Yeah, that’s right, one more night of painting the kitchen and not sharing my beautiful complaints with the world. I’ll be back tomorrow, promise.

I would like to point out that today I saw about 5 seconds of Guy Fieri’s piece of shit cooking show and in that small time he actually said “The name for this is too long, I’ll just call it MONEY.” I guarantee he jerks off to the movie “Swingers” at least once a week. God damn it, I hate that cockhole so much! (I can’t believe “cockhole” is not recognized by spell check)

So God bless America and God bless the children. Take it away Tyler Busby! (Make sure you also watch little Aaron Koehne make that Casio his bitch at the 6:30 mark)

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10 comments to “I’m proud to be an American, where at least I know I can paint my fucking kitchen every night until I want to kill myself!”

  1. jasonon 15 Jul 2009 at 7:27 am

    I keep lookin at the photo with the kids and I’m just speechless. It is funny only because it’s someone else’s shit and not mine. I refuse to do those damned home improvement projects. Fortunately my woman loves that shit and she is more than willing to take the lead and only draft me into service when something is too heavy for her or too high for her to reach. Paint on Listy, and I hope for your own well being that you finish soon. This beer isn’t getting any colder you know!

  2. Paul in St. Paulon 15 Jul 2009 at 9:56 am

    Can you explain what co-host Janet is wearing? Is it supposed to be patriotic? It looks like something from a community playhouse production of Harry Potter. On the other hand, Tyler Busby’s sequined vest is unbeatable.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 15 Jul 2009 at 10:17 am

    She appears to be wearing a small tent or some sort of containment suit. No matter what it is, it makes me HORNY!

  4. Tommyon 15 Jul 2009 at 11:37 am

    it is a nice shade of lavender yjmml?

  5. Paul in St. Paulon 15 Jul 2009 at 2:59 pm

    At about the 8:28 mark I believe you can see that the square panel on Janet Rae’s outfit is actually suspended from her necklace. At first I thought the panel had some lighting going on to suggest the cosmos. I think she’s really a fringe element of patrio-televangelism.

  6. Not Guyon 15 Jul 2009 at 9:20 pm

    I just hope that picture of the living room wasn’t taken in Guy Fieri’s living room after watching an all day “Swingers” marathon on DVD. I’m so afraid that one of those kids mumbled the word ‘money’.

  7. Joeon 16 Jul 2009 at 6:40 am

    i came on them

  8. You Just Made My List!on 16 Jul 2009 at 8:22 am

    Guy would never be able to produce that extreme volume of jizz from his tiny pecker.

  9. Markon 20 Nov 2009 at 5:32 pm

    How dare you bring Tyler Busby’s good name into disrepute! How dare you! You’ll turn the pastor back to trying to drink everything in the world, which I assume includes sea water and sulphuric acid, and poor Janet Rea. She feels it!

    And I believe Janet Rea is wearing a masonic shorud of some sort.

  10. You Just Made My List!on 20 Nov 2009 at 5:54 pm

    Mark – I am sorry.