Jul 22 2009

This bumper sticker and pissing Calvin in general!

Published by at 3:45 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks

osama bin laden pissing calvin

In case you can’t see where Calvin has decided to aim his pee this time, it says “Bin Laden.” That little scamp just loves to piss on things!

I’m sure this turd likes to fancy himself as a classic American tough guy, but is wishing that a toddler would urinate on a the man who masterminded the biggest terrorist attack on American soil all that hardcore? Is that the best you’ve got?

OK Osama, this child has clearly emptied his bladder on you while maintaining his trademark devil-may-care attitude, what do you have to say for yourself? Do you promise to stop blowing things up? Don’t make me sic Dennis the Menace on your ass! I will NOT HESITATE to bounce a basketball off your forehead, just try me!

Not to mention, Bin Laden is soooooo 2001. He could barely even make it onto TMZ at this point. It’s a all about Heidi and Spencer now. HELLOOOOOOOOOO!

Why is everyone so dumb? Why am I so awesome?

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15 comments so far

15 comments to “This bumper sticker and pissing Calvin in general!”

  1. hodanon 22 Jul 2009 at 11:25 am

    who the hell is Calvin?

  2. Tommyon 22 Jul 2009 at 11:40 am

    I fucking hate those fucks with thoSE BUMPER STICKERS. I”M LITERALLY FROTHING AT THE MOUTH HTINGKING ABOUT IT AND I WANT TO HURT SOMEONE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. hodanon 22 Jul 2009 at 11:42 am

    down tommy, here is a cookie. now go sit in the corner. 😀

  4. Xinaon 22 Jul 2009 at 12:28 pm

    Forget Bin Laden, how relevant is Calvin? If I were a douche like the douche pictured above I would have a sticker of Calvin pissing on himself.

    Or possibly a picture of me pissing on Calvin.

  5. jasonon 22 Jul 2009 at 1:25 pm

    Pissing Calvin, listy? I mean, it’s your blog and it’s your content but damn man give me some crazy shit that is just fucking crazy to go off on. Something like the crazy captain of the Steve Irwin, the guy drove his boat into a Japanese whaling vessel and nearly sank it, or America building a wall between us and Mexico but the wall is only 4k miles and the border is like 14k miles, or the recent trend of female teachers banging teen and preteen boys. Perhaps you could open the subject of the Cubs calamitus season and propensity to commit error after error. Maybe I just see so much of this that I don’t “see” it anymore. More of an issue is the big freakin balls that people are hanging off the back of their vehicle. There’s nothing like driving my nine year old girl to the store and getting behind one of these stupid mother fucking assholes that think a huge chrome scrotum. Look, you dumb fucking Billly Bob fucking hick mother fucker, if I wanted my family to know what a scrotum was and what it looked like I would get a medical dictionary and educate them but I don’t! So maybe you could put the middle school humor sight gags back in your fucking toothless mouth where it belongs so I don’t have to fucking explain that idiotic fucking sophomoric pubescent shit to my 9 year old. That crap really burns my biscuits!

    There I got my rant out even if it was off topic.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 22 Jul 2009 at 1:48 pm

    Jason – I’m sorry every day is not a home run. Here’s the deal, I’m super busy right now and I am dealing with a ton of HEAVY personal shit right now. I honestly do try my best, but the fact is, I’m not a writer and doing this 5 days a week is difficult. I know you were probably just joking around and I really don’t mind when people complain about me or my blog but I do feel bad if I think I am disappointing people.

  7. Jeffon 22 Jul 2009 at 9:45 pm

    for what it’s worth, I think this was one of your funnier posts only topped by the Chris Hansen one. I read that one to a number of people and will never forget the fundamental equation of pervodynamics:

    teen + cookies + frozen drinks = Chris Hansen!

  8. munchieson 23 Jul 2009 at 1:33 am

    I also dislike Calvin pissing on things, it’s so 1992.

    Jason – I happen to love truck nutz, they make me laugh and I think they are a beacon of creativity surrounded by an ordinary sea of pissing Calvins and stupid stick family decals.

    So go ahead, turn your ire on me and leave listy alone!

  9. jasonon 23 Jul 2009 at 5:52 am

    Listy you do an awesome job and I am inspired by your ability to persist in a world devoid of the perfection that I see in you. You’re fantastic and I’m glad you still allow me the opportunity to vent here otherwise I would have to grab some freakin blue hair from behind the wheele of the gigantic car that they can no longer see over the wheele of and shake them until their hips break.
    I’m very sorry to hear that you have some personal shit going on and I wish there was something I could do to ease your burden. I know that we don’t really know each other and I could quite possibly pass you and the street without either of us recognizing each other nevertheless I feel a certain empathy for you as your humor is congruent with my own. Laughter, my friend, can get you through the toughest things in life while lessening the sting.
    Truely your posts are great and often bring a smile to my face and provide me something funny to share with friends. Thanks so much for the things you write here Listy.

  10. jasonon 23 Jul 2009 at 5:57 am

    Munchies, the truck nutz are funny as long as you don’t have inquisitive daughters riding along with you. Besides, truck nutz was just something I picked from the top of my tiny pea sized mind to bitch about. I’m not really that cheesed off about them or anything else I don’t think. I guess I’m just the typical American, as long as I don’t have to pay too much for gas I’m really too lazy to get too fired up about anything.

  11. You Just Made My List!on 23 Jul 2009 at 9:09 am

    Jason – Don’t sweat it and thanks for the kind words. I wasn’t trying to be dramatic, I was really just saying that I honestly realize that some posts are better than others. Please continue complaining and ranting. I enjoy reading everyone’s rants.

  12. eljaeon 04 Aug 2009 at 8:40 am

    Some guy in an old beat up pickup yesterday turned right on red in front of me when I had the green and he turned very slowly and I had to slam on my breaks. I honked at him. He stuck his middle finger out the back window of his truck all the way up the hill we were driving. I yelled for him to chill out. When we got to a light he started yelling at me calling me the C-word for honking at him and he kept saying it over and over again. I told him to learn how to drive and asked if that’s how he always talks to women.

    He had a Calvin peeing on Osama sticker on his truck.

    I guess the lesson is, don’t honk at idiots with these stickers, even if they are about to run over a puppy. They are a “special” kind of breed and a bit unbalanced.

  13. You Just Made My List!on 04 Aug 2009 at 9:18 am

    Eljae – Not only did that guy show you, he also really stuck it to Osama! I bet if Osama knew that guy was driving around with that sticker, he would cry himself to sleep on some cold cave floor.

  14. ButteryPaton 13 Aug 2009 at 1:29 pm

    Just to add some fuel to the fire, it was unlicensed crap like this that was a big motivating factor in Bill Watterson’s decision to stop drawing Calvin and Hobbes. So that sucks. And just so I reach my “unnecessary dick” quota today, Calvin was six years old, not a toddler. Gee, can you tell I’ve read every Calvin and Hobbes ever? 🙂

  15. Manon 07 Sep 2009 at 5:27 am

    Man…

    you can always call me if you want:)…