Jul 23 2009

Pet psychics!

Published by at 3:28 am under Jerks

Sonya Fitzpatrick fake pet psychic

You know why I hate these people? Because I am jealous. I am jealous that I am not evil enough to scam people out of their money by pretending to understand every thought their dirty ferret has swimming around in its pea-sized brain. I’m jealous that I am too embarrassed to actually sit there with your cat and tell you with a straight face that “Mittens occasionally has suicidal fantasies.”

I’m pretty sure if you could hear a dog’s thoughts it would sound something like this, “hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, hi, food, duh, hi, hi, hi…”

I have had the pleasure(?) of watching Sonya Fitzpatrick, the turd in the above photo, give several readings in person. It’s a long story, but I was at an event for celebrities and their dogs a few years ago in Hollywood. Sonya Fitzpatrick was there spewing shit at an alarming rate while these idiots ate it up like hyper Boston Terriers sucking poo straight from the ass of a Golden Retriever. One after one these actors would stare wide-eyed at Sonya while she explained that Dodger “just hasn’t felt the same since the ice cream incident.” I glared at Sonya every time she was near me hoping she could hear my thoughts.

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35 comments to “Pet psychics!”

  1. jasonon 23 Jul 2009 at 6:13 am

    THIS IS IT!!! Listy, these ass bags suck out loud in the dark. I wouldn’t be surprised to learn that these peoples ancestry includes people that have tried to make a buck selling love potions and claiming to speak to the dead or some other charlatan nonsense. They are dogs and cats for Christ’s sake! I deal with animals alot in my job and to some extent I understand how their minds work, I AM NOT a psychic. When people try to apply anthropomorphic emotions and thought processes to animals it really makes me want to slap the shit outta them. Animals don’t really operate like that and for someone to make a buck from gullable people that are just trying get their pets to “feel” better really makes me want to sock some ass face right in the eye.

  2. Anonymouson 23 Jul 2009 at 9:09 am

    I hate those turds too. Almost as much as that douchebag that claims to communicate with peoples dead relatives.

    Oh yeah, check this out. I already know that you’re going to blow a gasket


  3. You Just Made My List!on 23 Jul 2009 at 9:19 am

    Anonymous – WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY would you show me this?!?!? When I read the following…

    “Carlos, Da ring is so Munee! Guy”

    I took a sledge hammer (I always keep one nearby) and destroyed my entire house and set the rubble on fire. I am writing this from the library, as I no longer have a house.

    I used to think Guy Fieri was the world’s biggest douchebag but now I realize it’s the guy who gave him that ring and then practically pissed his pants with excitement. Are they married now?

    Sorry, I need to smash some more things, I’ll be right back…

    OK, I’m at an internet cafe now because I spun into another rage spiral and destroyed the library.


    What a fucking TOOL! Just when I thought calling something “money” could not get worse!

    Anonymous, thanks for ruining my life.

  4. hodanon 23 Jul 2009 at 11:02 am

    I don’t know why psychics aren’t institutionalized.

  5. Saraon 23 Jul 2009 at 11:32 am

    ” When (he) signed the card and told me he doesn’t do this for everyone.”

    Yea dude only for all the other people standing in line there to get an autugraph.

    Your dog is bored, let me do a human/dog mind meld.
    “Rrrrrrruff, I’m bored. grrrrruf I need new things, ruff like a $500 rhinestone collar, ruffff designer chewy toys, ruff” – Simspsons

  6. Tommyon 23 Jul 2009 at 1:50 pm

    When are people going to realize that there either is no magic or no humans have yet been able to tap in to any “magic”. Because we’d all be groveling for mercy at their feet if there was or they had.

  7. Paul in Saint Paulon 23 Jul 2009 at 1:57 pm

    Watch the ferret cracks, Listman. You’re on dangerous ground.

  8. You Just Made My List!on 23 Jul 2009 at 2:08 pm

    Paul – I’m just saying, it’s known fact that ferrets are dirty and they have small heads, i.e. the physical size of their brain is also small. I love all animals, I don’t even like to kill most insects. As I’ve said before, I would rather see a person get hurt than an animal. I recently saw a dog with a severe limp taking a walk with his owner who also had a severe limp. I kept thinking “poor doggie, what’s wrong with his poor little legs” while the limping human could have died for all I care. I am a terrible person.

    (the limping dog/owner story is true but I may have exaggerated the not caring if the guy died part a little)

    In summation, I apologize to your ferret.

  9. Paul in Saint Paulon 23 Jul 2009 at 3:37 pm

    I will consult a psychic to ensure amends have been made. Actually, there is no more ferret, but I’m a forever ferret fan. And they’re perfectly clean; they just stink.

  10. Guy Fierion 23 Jul 2009 at 8:52 pm

    Listy, your posting is MONEY! Oh yeah, it’s really MUNEE!

  11. You Just Made My List!on 24 Jul 2009 at 8:13 am

    Thanks for checking in Guy.

  12. Sandy in Milwaukeeon 03 Jan 2010 at 4:19 am

    Paul and YoumademyList,
    Ferrets if taken care of are neither dirty nor do they stink.That IS a fact.
    A smelly ferret is usually the result of neglect,including not changing bedding weekly,not cleaning ears or clipping nails every ten days weekly and not cleaning litterboxes and cages daily or overbathing or a combination of the 2.
    And I can almost guarentee my ferrets have more common sense than a majority of the human race.

    As for Pet Psychics or Psychics in general….who cares.
    If they’re not hurting you,let them do what they do and ignore them….turn the channel.If you despise something that much,why subject yourself to it?

  13. You Just Made My List!on 03 Jan 2010 at 7:20 pm

    Sandy – Why subject myself to your piss poor grammar?!? Please learn to put spaces after your punctuation before you get your ferret crap all over my website again.

  14. Sonyasaysfuon 05 Jan 2010 at 2:23 pm

    Sandy – Congrats on your response – You rendered YJMML utterly speechless. I love it when cock roaches of the earth get what they deserve.

    YJMML….Don’t bother with response. I will not return & I care very little about people who sit behind computers and rant on and on but have no guts to do it face to face.

    Biiiiig man typing all his nasty words…..Your parents must be really proud!

  15. You Just Made My List!on 05 Jan 2010 at 5:15 pm

    Sonyasayfu – You are more idiotic than your buddy Sandy. First of all, we both know you will be back so don’t play that silly game with me.

    How was rendered speechless, you dolt? I responded with exactly 27 words, I think that counts as speech.

    Also, if only you knew me you would be aware that I LOVE to share my correct and superior rants face to face.

    My parents hate me. Thanks for reminding me, you are a real meanie-face poo poo head!

    P.S. Fuck off.

  16. Not a hateron 07 Jan 2010 at 1:52 pm

    Wow! Somebody’s got issues and a lot of hate built up! Hope you’re not allowed any weapons of any kind. Maybe some charity work would help you appreciate what you have. God Bless.

  17. You Just Made My List!on 07 Jan 2010 at 4:43 pm

    Hater – Please stop pretend blessing me to your pretend God who lives in the sky. I’m sure you’re perfect. Oh also, please fuck off.

  18. wowon 17 Jan 2010 at 3:31 am

    I’m sorry but how unintelligent do you sound? You gave no reasons on why you would assume she is fake. All you said is “wah i hate her” like an immature little brat. If you at least gave some intelligent reasons on why she may be fake, and on truly, why you hate this woman who has done nothing to you….then MAYBE you could actually make people take your words into consideration. But instead, you made no logical points. What a waste of an article. I feel like it made me dumb just reading this.

  19. Candraon 17 Jan 2010 at 3:57 am

    One primary reason I know this bit of hate filled rambling is a lie is the fact that (no matter how screwy celebrities are) nobody as moronic as “youjustmademylist” would be invited or allowed into a Hollywood event. I’ve been to them. And they are very difficult to get into. You sound like trailer trash and would stand out so much, you’d be booted out in a second flat. I can see you sitting in your trailer, wearing a tshirt two sizes too small, w/ your beer belly hanging out, belching as you type. Yeah, real believable.

  20. You Just Made My List!on 17 Jan 2010 at 9:37 am

    Wow – You SOUND like you became dumber reading this. I’m surprised you found a way to be dumber, but yay, you did it. You want an intelligent reason why I despise pet psychics? PEOPLE CAN’T READ THE THOUGHTS OF ANIMALS YOU FUCKING RETARDED IDIOT! Even a dog could understand that. And by the way, this isn’t an “article.” Have you ever actually seen or read a newspaper? Stop getting so worked up over it and go talk to your 20 cats. I mean Jesus Christ, you are arguing about pet psychics on the internet at 3:30 am on a Saturday night.

    OK, I have to respond to you by your other fake name, “Candra,” now.

  21. You Just Made My List!on 17 Jan 2010 at 9:55 am

    Candra – What a crazy coincidence that you just happened to leave a comment at 3:57 am after “Wow” left their comment. Were you having a sleepover?

    Yes, please continue to convince me (and yourself) that a person who argues about pet psychics at 4am on the internet goes to “Hollywood events.” You realize that when you go to see a movie it’s not actually considered a “Hollywood event.” The actors aren’t actually there on the screen, it’s all movie magic.

    These events may be “difficult” for you to attend, but they never are for me. In fact, you obviously don’t know what you’re talking about because celebrities LOVE my fat beer belly. With famous people, it used to be all about walking around with pocket-sized dogs, but now they ALL want to hang out with disgusting white trash like me. They love it when I pee in their pools and spill beer on their $40,000 rugs. Just the other night I threw up PBR and nachos all over Elton John’s white grand piano. Brad Pitt and Bono were actually posing for photos with my puke, they loved it! I think it was Hugh Jackman’s wife who recently told me “I love your half shirt, it really gives me a good view of those bushy pubes that grow out of your dirty denim shorts. If I wasn’t married…”

    So I will continue to hang out with celebrities for real, and you can set up your stuffed animals and continue to pretend you are elbow to elbow with the elite. At least we can both agree that celebrities are better than us, right? You should also continue to believe that people can hear the thoughts of animals and give those people lots of money.

  22. Rowanon 04 Apr 2010 at 5:20 pm

    U r so stupid, i bet ur an animal abuser and an animal hater. A dog does not think hi hi hi hi food DUH hi, ur just being a butt and i absolutely hate people like you. Ur just jealous that she has the power to talk to animals and you don’t. She knows so many things about the animals before they even tell her anything. Ur just dumb

  23. Cruxiscrystalon 04 Apr 2010 at 6:27 pm

    All those psychics are just fake and gay!
    I can find much better uses to spend $300 for 30 minutes..

  24. blytheon 04 Apr 2010 at 6:32 pm

    you suck.

  25. You Just Made My List!on 04 Apr 2010 at 9:40 pm

    Rowan – U mak sum good pointz. I an C UR vary inteligint!

    Cruxiscrystal – You make even better points, but should really learn to spell like Rowan.

    Blythe – Who sucks? Me or pet psychics? I will assume it’s me who sucks.

  26. Cruxiscrystalon 05 Apr 2010 at 6:58 am

    Ur welcum. C I learn fass. XD

  27. KutWriteon 18 May 2010 at 6:52 pm

    Huh? “Da ring is so munee?” I know it’s supposed to sound “ghetto hip” but what does that mean?

    I’d guess it means “expensive looking.” Am I close?

    Maybe he meant to say “Funee.”

    The jewelry line looks a bit Goth for my taste. But then, I don’t have bleached spiked hair and piercings.

    (Don’t get me wrong, I enjoy the “Diners, etc” show.

    YJMML: I stumbled onto your site while searching for comments on Sonya F. I was actually tempted to call her! I think you saved me, though.

    I take people such as she as amusement with some creativity. I suppose, though, that some people might hang on her words in some time-wasting way.

    The only potential harm I see is if she takes someone away from a focus on God. I don’t think that’s her aim, though.

    I’ll surf your blog for other nice bits. You have a funny way of writing which I enjoy.


  28. Olgaon 07 Feb 2011 at 5:06 pm

    Hi Sonya I have a (?) I lost my cat Nicki1year old black-n-white he has never left on his own.I miss him so. could u HELP me find him and is missing us ???I also have another cat Toby 2 years old.

  29. Jenaon 14 Aug 2011 at 1:22 am


    Having recently discovered the site I am now going back and reading older posts. I have to say, reading the comments section does way more to boost my disdain for my fellow man than any of the rants you’ve posted. I’m surprised some of these people were able to operate a computer, and I assume some of the comments were simply the result of them bashing their heads against the keyboard.

    Well, you’ve earned another die-hard fan!

  30. You Just Made My List!on 14 Aug 2011 at 8:15 am

    Jena – Thanks. Too bad I’m a quitter and no longer post any new rants. Welcome to the hate zone!

  31. Paulaon 23 Mar 2012 at 12:45 pm

    We all choose how we spend our money, and discern the value of those choices. Sonya is a very public figure, and she naturally draws skeptics like some of you. I am an animal communicator and can tell you that this is ABSOLUTELY real. I have seen some amazing information come from my fellow students in classroom situations as they pulled extremely detailed information from my own pets from nothing but a photo and a name. We ALL have these abilities. Some people are simply drawn to use them to assist others. I don’t charge anyone for my services at this point because I am still learning, but find it reasonably easy to do because of my commitment in the past to learning the many facets of intuition.

    All animals want another level of communication. They are just like us; they have personalities, fears, joy, and even hate. They can bring out information that is meaningful only to their owners; sometimes it seems trite, sometimes it is incredibly profound. I don’t judge the information. I just pass it on and the owner digests its relevance.

    I am amazed at the level of compassion that animals have for their humans. I’ve been a dog breeder for 38 years, and was all about hard science. Period. Since developing this ability (I was not “born with it”), it has changed my life. I am not a scam artist.

    There is an entire community of animal communicators, all of us have unique abilities. Just as in any endeavor. We can all learn to play tennis, but some people are just better tennis players than others. But we all can learn; thus it is with anything including communicating with animals.

    It is easy and appropriate to be skeptical. Spiritual people need skeptics to stay grounded. There’s nothing wrong with healthy skepticism. But intentional judgment is a very low vibration activity and it does our mass consciousness no good. I am neither religious nor aetheist, so I do not judge anyone’s feelings posted here. I just ask that you be open minded to the activities that just might bring resolution to a wounded heart, a blanket to a horse who is cold and can’t tell its owner, or even a psychological healing to an owner whose animal knows his/her inner secrets.

    Bless us all as we walk this earth together. We are all connected in ways we can only dream of.

  32. You Just Made My List!on 23 Mar 2012 at 2:01 pm

    Paula – You won’t find a bigger animal lover on this planet than me. You don’t have to waste any time trying to convince me that animals are capable of love and compassion for each other and for humans. I also 100% believe that all of nature is connected and I highly recommend the film “I Am” if you have not seen it.

    Who knows, maybe you can read dogs’ minds but I respectfully suggest that it is your desire to do so that has you fooled into thinking you actually can. I could be wrong but it is my best guess that you can not communicate with animals with your mind. Sure, I believe you can communicate with animals in other ways, but I don’t think you can hear their thoughts. I used to lay in bed with my cat and look into her eyes to let her know how much I loved her and I believe she understood on some level.

    I could be wrong about your abilities but I will tell you this for sure, Sonya Fitzpatrick is nothing more than a disgusting charlatan and a fraud. Sonya, and people like her, take advantage of people’s weaknesses and profit greatly from it. There’s a special place in hell for people like her.

  33. Paulaon 24 Mar 2012 at 9:12 am

    Thank you for your feedback. I truly do understand where you’re coming from in being skeptical about the telepathy thing. My background is in hard science, and had I not “fallen” into this by a series of synchronistic events in my life, I never would have believed it myself. What I’ve had to learn is that it’s not so easy to define how it works. To say specifically that it’s “telepathy” brings up visions of neon signs with palms in front of grungy buildings. But that’s me.

    What I get is a “connection” that is beyond words. I set a space, sit in my meditation room, and use clairvoyance skills that I’ve learned from various teachers over the past couple of years. At first I can tell you that I SAW NOTHING. I saw BLACK. I was extremely doubtful and even now occasionally wonder if I’m filtering the information with my own views. However, I’ve now connected with enough animals that I have NO INFORMATION WHATSOEVER on, and been given specifics that only the owner could validate. That, well, I’m convinced. I’ve also had Animal Communicators in my classes read my own animals from nothing more than a photo and give extremely specific information that, if you compared it to the potential personalities and personal history of all animals of that breed, would be astronomically nearly impossible to get. There is a skill set to doing this.

    Although your animal is aware of what’s going on, he/she has her own personality, fears, physical problems, psychological issues, etc. They are so individual, just like people are. Some of them are very old souls, benevolent and wise. Some of them are concerned about their blankets, food, bowls, toys, etc. I never know what I’m going to get and how important it might be to an owner. “Beaming your thoughts” to an animal… well, I’m not sure how effective that is. I don’t mean to deman what you’ve tried by any means. I do think they get it. But what you’re not getting is TWO WAY dialogue, which is absolutely possible for anyone who wants to experience this.

    I can tell you that I am married to the HUGEST skeptic in the world and I’ve been worried a few times that he might 5150 me. But time and time again he sees me giving or receiving information that is 100% verifiable, unique to the individual, and NOT VAGUE. I got a horse yesterday who simply wanted his blue and peach Navajo blanket and a certain type of food. I know diddly squat about horses. He showed me a specific blanket with specific markings on it. So I gave that, along with some personal messages, to his owner. She was blown away because she had THAT saddle blanket available but wasn’t using it.

    I could go on and on, but you will be skeptical as long as you need to be. There is nothing wrong with it. Healthy skepticism is great as long as it doesn’t intend complete and utter invalidation of another person. And I don’t get that this is your real intention.

    The fact that anyone on this thread is engaged in wondering if this is real, challenging if it is, and/or hoping that it might be real is very encouraging to me. That in itself shows interest at some level and gives me hope that one day we will all see that there are things/processes/information available to every one of us that will eventually connect this planet’s inhabitants in ways that may make a radical shift in how we interact with one another. This is not coming from a religious furvor (sp?), nor from a Pollyanna attitude. I don’t honestly care if Sonya Fitzpatrick is “real” or not. If she is bringing peace to those who wish to pay her for her services, more power to her. Who’s to say that those who tithe significant portions of their income to a church aren’t being scammed also? I don’t know, and I can’t know. But I do know that each person makes a personal choice about what brings value to them and if they feel burned, hopefully they’ll do something about it.

    I do have one question, since this thread is mainly about her. Anyone who has specifically had a paid reading of their animal by her should relate their experience if they wish. I need to read back through all the comments to see if you’re in here somewhere, but it would be great to hear an opinion from someone who has spent their money and received the service.

    Thank you all.

  34. You Just Made My List!on 24 Mar 2012 at 2:27 pm

    It absolutely matters if Sonya Fitzpatrick is real or not because that “peace” she is bringing people comes a t a price. She’s is a fraud and I have witnessed her defrauding people no more than 5 feet from my face. It matters that people like her and John Edward earn great sums of money while giving people false hope. It is deplorable to take advantage of people emotions like that. People are weak in the presence of their love for their pets and dead family members, to pounce on that weakness sickens me. So it matters to me that Sonya Fitzpatrick has made a living off scamming people just as it matters to me when churches do it, as you mentioned.

    If you think you can talk to horses, that’s fine, I honestly don’t care as long as you aren’t ripping people off. If you truly believe in your ability you too should care that people like Sonya are stealing money in the name of something you feel so passionately about. You will never convince me that Sonya Fitzpatrick is anything but a snake-oil salesman.

  35. Hap73on 03 May 2014 at 11:03 pm

    LMAO I couldn’t care less how you word it, the plain fact is you are dead on about that insane woman. My only question is when did domestic pets learn to speak human English? I think Sonya Fitzpatrick and Amy Allen should start their own show “physic frauds”. I’m gonna keep reading I think your great. Haters just need to get over it. Takes to much energy. Your only hurting yourselves. Just my opinion doesn’t mean I think I’m right.