Jul 31 2009

Joey Greco!

Published by at 3:25 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

Joey Greco cheaters

COCKBLOCKER!

Joey Greco’s team of “Cheaters” cockblockers make Chris Hansen look like fucking Cupid!

Look pal, I just want to drive over to my mistress’ generic condo, buy her some drinks at the local douchebag bar, maybe take a quick ride on the mechanical bull and then it’s back to my van for a sloppy B job. If you don’t mind Joey, I would like to do all of this without you and your fancy spy cameras digitally zooming into my face and identifying me with the latest face-recognition technology from NASA. Now kindly get your lip pubes and your mysterious good looks out of my face, I need to go pick up some hard lemonade, a 3-pack of condoms and a chocolate rose before meeting my lady friend in the Olive Garden parking lot. Don’t make me expose the skeletons in your closet, “Joey.”

Good day to you!

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14 comments to “Joey Greco!”

  1. jasonon 31 Jul 2009 at 5:18 am

    Finally! Listy you finally got the biggest douche on TV. Bigger than Chris H, Criss A and dare I say it? Guy F! That’s right this guy is a bigger douche than all the other guys rolled into one giant collective D-bag.
    I think it is awesome when some asshole(male or female) gets busted. I think it’s especially funny when they are getting it on and the significant other walks into the room. The funniest of all time was when the woman dragged all the guys stuff outta the house and set his shit on fire right in front of everyone.

    The thing that makes Joey a ginormous douche is that he seems to get some enjoyment out of showing the video to the “client” of their loved one banging/getting banged by someone else. Another huge contributing factor is the “confrontation” where Joey demands answers for this terrible behavior. He tries to really put the cheater on the spot and make them answer for their transgressions. Sometimes this leads to physical confrontation and on at least one occasion, the ALL TIME FUNNIEST moment in the show’s history, Joey getting stabbed.

    Great Post Listy. Now you’re posting to my inner trashiness and I love it.

  2. I Hate Movingon 31 Jul 2009 at 10:14 am

    Those damn meddlers…

    http://www.adultswim.com/video/?episodeID=8a2505951dce8f83011dcf6325f50005

  3. Saraon 31 Jul 2009 at 12:04 pm

    I loved when he got stabbed! You took a freakin’ boat out to catch some dude who thought at least they could get some privacy out in the ocean, but NOT FROM YOU JOEY. BUSTED!

  4. You Just Made My List!on 31 Jul 2009 at 12:13 pm

    I was unaware of the stabbing! I must see this right now.

  5. You Just Made My List!on 31 Jul 2009 at 12:16 pm

    Mitchell seems like a great guy!
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZ_obK_JTCI

  6. hodanon 31 Jul 2009 at 1:21 pm

    shame on you for not doing your homework,Listy. Greco got shanked real good.I’ll give him a pass since he’s kinda hot.

  7. Paul in Saint Paulon 01 Aug 2009 at 5:18 pm

    Watching a marathon of this show all night long kept me from losing my mind with an infected tooth in serious need of a root canal. I am forever grateful to Joey Greco and his crack team of investigators. He gave me hours of squirming people more miserable than I was. And yes, I think he traffics in misery. Damn well.

  8. Paul in Saint Paulon 02 Aug 2009 at 8:03 am

    Also, the soul patch ruins his face.

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  11. Patrickon 08 Apr 2012 at 12:03 am

    You know what would be really funny? Since Cheaters is taped in Texas I think it would be freaking hilarious if one of these guys he stalks would pull out his concealed weapon and put a round right between that weasel Joey Greco’s eyes.
    I bet that show would get some high ratings.

  12. jeannette martinezon 11 Jan 2013 at 1:13 pm

    hi joey my name is jeannte martinez phone 754 244 2127 joey i ordered a ez csi from cheaters spy shop on dec. 24 it was charge to my account and i still have not recived not a one i don’t know why thay charge me for two when i only need one in the bank statement the number that shows is 888 505 967 as you can see thay left out one number please help me fine out what happen with my order ps love your show but truthfully no one can take your place you are the man stay with the show a big big fan oh my email is jeannettemartinez66@yahoo.com joey i’m going to the hospital this sunday becouse i’m having surgery on monday hope to hear from you before thank you your fan and hopefully a new friend god bless

  13. jeannette martinezon 11 Jan 2013 at 1:25 pm

    hi joey love your show it takes a lot of heart to do what you do i mean with all the crazy people out there you never now when thay’re going to loose it well be safe and keep fineing those cheating bastards a fan j.m

  14. Uncle Jon 23 Dec 2013 at 4:53 pm

    The total package:
    1) Soul patch
    2) grown man goes by “Joey”
    What an f-ing joke constantly commiting douchebaggery. Opportunistc jackass