Jul 03 2008

Your stupid car stereo!

Published by at 5:00 am under Jerks,Why?!?

Stupid car stereo

You know what my least favorite song is? The one coming from your stupid car.

I especially love to hear the trunk of your pimped-out Honda Civic rattle and buzz as you cruise your turf (from Home Depot to the Banana Republic) wit da boyz. You’re probably saying “hey, I bet you crank your car stereo sometimes” and the answer is yes BUT having perfect musical taste as I do, it’s a treat for those around me. It’s like a free concert of awesome music! As I drive by people give me thumbs up and yell “THAAAAANK YOOOOOU!”

Your music, on the other hand, is shit. Also, that racing fin on the back of your Ford Fiesta ain’t doing nothing but making you look douchey.

You and your stupid, loud car stereo just made my list!

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24 comments so far

24 comments to “Your stupid car stereo!”

  1. Samon 10 Jul 2008 at 8:12 pm

    People need to get in agreement here.
    This is the use of sound as a weapon.
    the good news: LOUD subsonics, besides pissing off everyone else, Do make you deaf!
    DO make you sterile! (Im glad)
    DO make you angry and depressed!

    I can no longer enjoy music or tv in MY HOME.

    My little girl is awakened constantly, and she is getting sicker and sicker.

    We have GOT to figure a way to stop these deaf sterile angry little IDIOTS!



  2. Joeon 12 Aug 2008 at 8:27 am

    Teenagers have always been obnoxious. I remember blasting Black Sabbath and Dio back in the early 1980s. And I still like loud music from time to time. I know I annoyed some older people.

    That said, today’s car stereo systems are way too fucking loud. When I hear one and see a punk-ass poser trying to look cool, I just feel sad for him, sad that he’s wasting his hearing and will be really sorry for it some day. Sad that, underneath all the cheesy tatoos and piercings, all he’s really doing is being a fucking sheep, just playing the good little consumer while all the tasteless cultural icons get rich. Eminem’s little bitches, that’s what they really are. Bend over and spread ’em!

    It’s a short ride boys. You’re all going to get old. You may not give a fuck yet, but you will. Then you’ll be sad old men, and the punks of tomorrow will be annoying you.

  3. You Just Made My List!on 12 Aug 2008 at 10:02 am

    Joe, nothing wrong with listening to Dio at an outrageous volume. It must be done.

  4. Bennon 30 Sep 2008 at 5:49 am

    I agree completely. The problem is, I’ve got one of those stereos myself. But I don’t use mine as a means of making myself deaf, just a way to listen to music while I’m out in a field getting plastered at a party. Mine is loud so I can leave the general area of my vehicle and still be able to enjoy the good music that I allow in my truck. None of this Creed bullshit and all of the Jay-Z shit’s out.
    I would be more than glad to crank Dio and throw up the middle finger for you guys.
    Fortunately for me, I’m not a douche. Or the bag that it comes in.

  5. nobodyon 08 Oct 2008 at 9:39 pm

    dude ben we need to hang out

  6. jeanoon 05 Jun 2009 at 8:47 pm

    I think these assholes stink. i am sick and damn tired of hearing the bass, and the bumble bee damn crap sound to make their peice of crap cars sound instead of perform…

  7. jeanon 05 Jun 2009 at 8:49 pm

    I think these assholes stink. i am sick and damn tired of hearing the bass, and the bumble bee damn crap sound to make their peice of crap cars sound instead of perform…
    oh, go to hell, I have not posted here before, and will not post again. kiss my arss f…. assholes

  8. jeanon 05 Jun 2009 at 8:53 pm

    here we go, perhaps you will get this post without replying I have posted before. because I have not! I am sick of the loud sound of the sorry ass bumble bee buzz these a holes are harbering in their old damn honda/and or toyota pieces of crap, but the loud glass shattering bass stupidity.

  9. jeanon 05 Jun 2009 at 8:55 pm

    Like the wyan brothers said ” hate it”. I do though understand it somehow, the folks that don’t want to work, and won’t or perhaps do not have the education to, feel that their little piece of car can make up for what they lack……….. oh, let me about that ……. nooooooooooot! ha

  10. stefon 06 Aug 2009 at 7:11 pm

    who really cares what people listen to or how loud they listen to it at?
    u miserable losers should get a life…or maybe a car? and then we’ll see how softly you play your “awesome” kill me music.

  11. JBon 25 Oct 2009 at 6:32 pm

    I care, because I hate getting annoyed or even woken up by shitty rap music that sucks. If they listen to it so it can be heard inside their own car, great. The neighborhood doesn’t need your little traveling concert, d-bags

  12. Joeon 30 Oct 2009 at 2:31 pm

    Fucking little cocksuckers is what they are!

  13. Boostoon 31 Mar 2010 at 7:20 pm

    All of you old farts need some pussy! And im glad little things like this makes you pissed off!! HAHA ! I hope I meet one of you old fucks in the street so you can give me that stupid face so I can smash it in your stupid skulls

  14. You Just Made My List!on 31 Mar 2010 at 7:46 pm

    Bootso – Awwwwww, aren’t you just the most intelligent, well-spoken young man ever. You have a real future ahead of you.

  15. ROMEROon 25 Aug 2010 at 6:10 pm

    Dear Boosto… In response to your comment…”All of you old farts need some pussy!” I wish to make you aware that I do get pussy and I wish to further make you aware that its your Mothers. She told me that you are fully aware that she is a WHORE and that you and your TRANSVESTITE FATHER don’t have a problem with it. Actually what she said was that there was times when you and your Father got in on the action. She made a reference to a movie that you guys did with a German Shepherd and a BLACK MIDGET BURN VICTIM or something. Could that be how your FATHER became infected with HIV? While your here, I’ve been meaning to tell you something. I wanted to apologize for knocking your teeth out the other night but you really need to learn to stay out of the bedroom while I’m fucking your MOTHER. I don’t understand why you cant respect our privacy. If your FATHER doesn’t complain about sleeping on the kitchen floor with the dog then why do you. I understand that you are also dating a new girl. I think that’s fantastic. .Do you think that she would be interested in cleaning me off when I’m done using your MOTHER. LET ME KNOW….

  16. Jerryon 25 Sep 2010 at 2:50 pm

    i have a soundsystem that hits 150db at 30hz (that i built might i add, i wouldnt pay anyone to put it together for me)
    thats 8 12″ subs
    its a project of mine seeing as im doing electronic engineering at university
    each to their own
    if i piss you off, gutted

    that is all 🙂

    and i dont listen to rap,its all about dubstep

  17. You Just Made My List!on 26 Sep 2010 at 7:21 pm

    Jerry – I have no problem with you having a hobby or a project but it doesn’t mean I want to listen to your music as you drive around. Park it in your garage and let it play all you want.

  18. dickon 30 Oct 2010 at 12:20 am

    I HATE these mother fuckers. I live about 500 feet away from a gas station and these cock sucking wigger bastards congregate over there and thump their shit all evening. I’d like to go over there and crack their fucking skulls with a baseball bat.

  19. just causeon 23 Nov 2010 at 8:08 pm

    Look I am 36 and have a very loud system I play it not to get attention but i enjoy loud music. Each generation will piss off the one before. We dont have to out law them there are far more worse reprocusions from doing this ie: now the audio company has to lay some one off cause they cant afford to pay becuase people are not buying it. Heres a thought it goes both ways at 12 at night in a neighborhood turn the shit down during the weekday. but in public areas during the day unless they are parked on your front lawn deal with it. Hey dick maybe if gas prices wheren,t so high maybe those guys would fill there tanks and go for a drive so you wherent bothered. Now theres a situation worth complaining about

  20. You Just Made My List!on 24 Nov 2010 at 8:29 am

    Just Cause – I like loud music too but I don’t force it on other people. I have no problem with you sitting in your sound proof car while blasting your music but otherwise I don’t need to fucking hear it. I like staying up late playing guitar but I’m guessing you wouldn’t want me doing it outside your window at 2am. Would it bother you if I talked on my cell phone behind you at a movie? I also enjoy shitting into my hands and flinging it all over the place, would mind if I did that at your next BBQ? It’s all the same thing. Just because you like something it doesn’t mean you have to do it. It’s a very simple concept that adults should understand.

  21. philon 25 Nov 2010 at 10:37 am

    i enjoy my loud car stereo i do not do it for attention or to look “cool” i turn it down when at a stop light or if older people are by me what about that loud honda?? or that loud a$$ harley?? . i live off a busy street i would rather have someone drive by rattle my windows for a minute then hear the neighbors house stereo for 5 hours,the dog barking all night,or a drunk argument!

  22. dwighton 22 Jun 2012 at 7:51 pm

    The simple fact of the matter is we don’t need the racist, elitist references to people that play their music so loudly that it infringes on the rights of others. The kind of music they listen to, the sorts of cars they drive, the neighborhoods they live in are all irrelevant. What matters is that they have started a war on the well being of others and for some reason many think it’s simply OK to enjoy themselves at the expense of others. I don’t care if they don;t care about their hearing, or how much money they waste on a jacked up car, or a 150db system. I only care that they simply do not disturb me at any time of the day or night. It won’t last much longer, several politicians have heard the cries, and in some neighborhoods a simple call to the police with a description and a license plate is all it takes to secure an arrest. I suggest that everyone that is tired of the assault simply start focusing your anger in ways that will teach the individuals what their parents apparently didn’t – and that is to have more regard the well being of others. I have personally been the instigator of 16 arrests in my community. We WILL prevail because in this country we can always depend on support when certain people are arrested. Just give the police half a reason. I do every day, with my cell phone.

  23. philon 29 Nov 2012 at 5:18 pm

    2 things!
    1. Back 20 years ago they did not have stereo’s with low tuned bass. I could turn my stereo up as loud as possible and i would not thump your car or house!
    2. we use this for torture in other counties. i am being tortured every single day and i am sick and tired of it. why should anyone be able to buy a stereo that can be heard a mile away!

    i do not agree with what happened at the convenient store but i guarantee if nothing is done about how loud you can turn your stereo up. this will be just the beginning!

  24. philon 29 Nov 2012 at 5:20 pm

    fyi: i’ve called the police on the neighbor that sits in his driveway with his car stereo up all the way at least 20 times. NOTHING HAS BEEN DONE. I WILL GO HOME TONITE AND HAVE TO LISTEN TO HIS STEREO AGAIN!