Jul 03 2008

People who think it’s patriotic to stick their dirty wang into American flag underwear!

Published by at 9:35 pm under I Don't Get It,Jerks

amercian flag clothing Nothing shows lady America that you love her like wrapping your smelly pubes in her flag! Thanks for the freedom, now kiss my taint.

Am I wrong to assume that most people who actually walk around in American flag clothing are strongly against the desecration of old glory? Yet these same super-patriots don’t think twice about ripping apart the very flag they claim to hold so dear and jamming their fat, sweaty body parts into it. I think the flag would rather die a quick death from burning than spend the next 15 years pressed against your wiener.

I fully understand what the flag stands for and why people love and respect it. My grandfather fought in WWII and I can remember how upset it would make him to see the flag touch the ground, even if it was a small child letting his tiny flag touch the ground while scrambling for candy at a 4th of July parade. Not angry upset but more like the emotion you would feel if you saw someone accidentally knock your grandmother over and keep walking. It was genuinely heartbreaking to him.

The flag meant something VERY real to him and he was willing to die for it. I wonder how many people would be willing to die for their American flag flip flops? Isn’t it the same thing? What makes one object covered in stars and stripes different from the next? If some dirty hippie can’t burn the flag why can you literally get shit and piss on it while you walk around the state fair? Are you starting to see how smart I am yet? Did you notice my last 5 sentences ended with question marks? Does that make me a bad writer? Probably.

Get out of that flag and into my list!

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One comment to “People who think it’s patriotic to stick their dirty wang into American flag underwear!”

  1. Mr. Kickers Sr.on 12 Jul 2008 at 2:58 am

    What? I can’t wear a flag shirt? It makes me look cooler when I am putting a boot up another country’s ass. If you really love this country and believe in our current foreign policy strategies…if you really think these wars are about protecting ourselves from terrorists, radical Islam, and protecting our way of life (what ever that means)…then I urge you to head down to a recruiting office and put your money where you mouth is…aren’t we a nation of rugged individuals who don’t take crap from anyone? Even someone who would be willing to die for a cause (no matter how misguided) would be more refreshing that practicing the lazy brand of patriotism wearing a flag shirt promotes. Those clothes are made overseas anyway…your purchase of them might actually be funding terrorism! That is why I urge you to wear hemp.