Sep 18 2009

Megan Fox, her empty head and her disgusting toe thumbs!

Published by at 3:29 am under Jerks

megan fox thumbs

First of all, let’s put an end to the rumor that Megan Fox is SOOOOOO HOT! Megan Fox is pretty, at best. I honestly would not give her a second look if I saw her on the street. Well I might do a double take if I caught a glimpse of those fucking disgusting, stubby toe thumbs. To compare them to toes is actually an insult to toes. I am sorry toes. What the fuck is wrong with her thumbs? If I saw that hand making its way towards my boner I would immediately start making excuses about how I had to get up early because I’m going to prison for murder and I don’t want to be late on my first day.

Forget the thumbs for a second, which I understand is not easy to do, have you heard this dolt speak? She is shockingly dumb. If I were to compare her intelligence and charm to a popular band, I would have to say she is somewhere between The Insane Clown Posse and Creed. Oh, and she’s had sex with “David Silver!” I’m sorry, but any woman who would allow Brian Austin Green’s boner within 10 feet of her body is automatically an idiot.

I managed to use the word “boner” twice in one post. My work here is done, I quit.

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30 comments so far

30 comments to “Megan Fox, her empty head and her disgusting toe thumbs!”

  1. Neishon 18 Sep 2009 at 6:52 am

    Her thumbs freak me the fuck out. And I feel bad about that cause my friend has thumbs like hers but luckly her nail looks more normal than Megan Fox’s nail.

    It sorta looks like it’s de-evolution, Megan Fox is a step closer to a chimpanzee.

  2. Danaon 18 Sep 2009 at 8:15 am

    YAY!!!

  3. Jonathanon 18 Sep 2009 at 10:03 am

    I fucking hate this stupid cunt, too. Everybody keeps drooling over her like she’s Alicia Silverstone or something, but she’ fucking weird-looking! On top of that, she works way too hard at being “sexy.” Someone like Jessica Biel doesn’t have to TRY; she just does it.

    Plus she’s a whackjob. Take a look at her Esquire interview. She’s insane. All those tattoos are just proof.

    Oh yeah, she CAN’T ACT FOR SHIT. I hate Michael Bay, but I hope he buries her stupid ass and she never works in Hollywood again.

  4. You Just Made My List!on 18 Sep 2009 at 10:19 am

    Jonathan – SHIT, I meant to write about her whit trash Marilyn Monroe tattoo! Megan Fox sucks.

  5. SanFranon 18 Sep 2009 at 10:30 am

    until this morning, I had never heard of her… until last week, I had never heard of Kayne or whatever the fuck his fucking name is…

    Incidentally, I don’t give a flying fuck, either…

    What I want to see, just out of sheer anatomic curiosity (because admit it, the human body is fascinating in all its facets), her toes… Do they look like thumbs? Can she kick her feet up on the side of the road and hitchhike? Can she stuff her toes up her ass, and rotate?

    GIVE ME ANSWERS, NOW.

    (fuck)

  6. mikeon 18 Sep 2009 at 10:47 am

    I starting to think you hate everything. Damn it, I got that stupid muffled beatles solo in my head.

  7. guilty noodleson 18 Sep 2009 at 11:12 am

    Hmmm, I thought for sure you’d be all over Megan Fox. I’ve got you pegged all wrong. What next, no OG?

  8. 8bitheroon 18 Sep 2009 at 11:39 am

    14:58…

    The clock is ticking on this vapid waste.

  9. You Just Made My List!on 18 Sep 2009 at 11:40 am

    8bit – Are you talking about Megan Fox or my shitty blog?

  10. 8bitheroon 19 Sep 2009 at 2:31 pm

    I’m sorry.

    I thought the universal nickname of Ms. Fox was “vapid waste”. I guess that’s just used among people that aren’t in a frat.

    This website is doing just fine and has yet to make MY list…for now.

  11. Jacobon 21 Sep 2009 at 5:27 pm

    HURRY UP WITH TODAY’S POST, TODAY IS SHIT, I NEED MY FIX!!!

  12. Jonathanon 21 Sep 2009 at 8:06 pm

    Hey Listy,

    I just found another page you’ll love!

    http://anthony-bourdain-blog.travelchannel.com/read/i-shall-wear-the-bottoms-of-my-trousers-rolled

    Anthony Bourdain takes a few shots at your favorite host dildo Guy Fieri!!

  13. You Just Made My List!on 21 Sep 2009 at 9:21 pm

    Jonathan – YES! Thanks for the link. Guy loves his crappy 1992 jewelry so much, what a fucking tool.

  14. Meganon 15 Nov 2009 at 1:49 am

    I can’t STAND Megan Fox! And not just because the little brat has MY first name, but because every time she opens her mouth, something idiot, conceited, or just plain hateful comes out. And what was up with her comparing herself to Alan Alda!?! Yeah frigging right! She couldn’t be as cool as Alan Alda if she flew across the Grand Canyon on a dinosaur with a rocket strapped to its back.

  15. Meganon 17 Dec 2009 at 12:37 pm

    she’s a little ugly flatchested whore and it’s all she’ll ever be, seriously, what is with some guys these days. maybe they havent been looking at her face just her boobs which she tries to emphasies as much as possible when she has none.

  16. Michelleon 13 Feb 2010 at 7:02 pm

    The girl has strange thumbs, true….But really? She is unbelievably good looking, pictures of her, without that disgusting “Transformers” fake-tan, and even without makeup, are still very hot. She is better looking without makeup than any girl I know and she has a really great body (minus the thumbs). I can’t stand when girls criticize her, but I guess girls can’t help but be jealous when their boyfriends are drooling over her, and they know that in comparison to the ‘fox’ they are found lacking. And referring to her as a whore….really now, the girl has had one serious boyfriend for the last like five years, she may talk promiscuously to get publicity, but she definitely isn’t a whore.

  17. biancaon 02 Mar 2011 at 9:12 pm

    YOUR SOO DUMB SHES BEAUTIFUL #HATER

  18. You Just Made My List!on 02 Mar 2011 at 9:21 pm

    Bianca – Although I’m the dumb one, let me go ahead and rewrite your comment with proper English for you.

    First, your name starts with a capital letter. This might be news to you, but your name is actually spelled Bianca. OK, now that we have that out of the way, let me show you what your comment should have looked like…

    “You’re so dumb. She’s beautiful.”

    I also would have accepted (excepted *see below)…

    “You’re so dumb, she’s beautiful.”

    See how easy that is? Grow up.

  19. asshole_destroyeron 03 Mar 2011 at 7:01 pm

    That’s some funny shit!! I’m gonna use the ‘going to prison for murder’ line as soon as possible!

    She DOES have some really ugly thumbs, and she’s as dumb as a rock… the tattoos are proof. Also, Brian Austin Green? Are you shitting me?

    Great work! keep it up!

  20. sarahon 22 Mar 2011 at 1:49 am

    Funny because in your response to Bianca, in which correct her spelling and grammar, you spelt accepted – “excepted”.
    So you’re lacking in your english skills also, it’s called spell check. How easy is that? Grow up.

  21. sarahon 22 Mar 2011 at 1:50 am

    in which you*

  22. You Just Made My List!on 22 Mar 2011 at 8:15 am

    Sarah – Talk about ironic. Did it make you feel sick to your stomach when you realized you had a mistake in your own comment making fun of my mistake? God obviously hates you.

    Yep, you got me on that one, but please keep in mind that I have written close to 10 million words on this blog and the mistakes are few and far between, so I sleep well at night.

    Also, you tell me to use spell check but “excepted” is spelled correctly, you fucking dolt, it’s just the wrong word.

    So, to sum it up… please fuck off. Thanks.

  23. spacenanion 24 Mar 2011 at 12:28 am

    I wish I could post pics of her before all of her many plastic surgeries. She looked like a completely different person. Her eyes are really beautiful, but aside from that, everything is fake. She looked more like a poor man’s Katy Perry. Agreed that the trashy tattoos and the Brian Austin Green thing make her one bad decision maker.

  24. Lisaon 30 Apr 2011 at 5:21 am

    What´s wrong with you people?!!!
    I feel disgusted that you can even write words like “cunt” about another human being! So what if she doesn´t always say the right things, does she deserve to be called disgusting names like that?!!
    And how can you be so worked up over someones thumb?!
    I don´t think every part of your body is perfect, and I think that you would be very hurt if someone called you names like that!
    I dont think Megan Fox is ugly and disgusting, you are ugly and disgusting!!! And there is people like you that will make this world go to shit!!!

  25. You Just Made My List!on 30 Apr 2011 at 8:04 am

    Lisa – So let me get this straight… Other people can’t voice their opinion about something they dislike but you CAN voice YOUR opinion about something YOU dislike?

    You’re an idiot. No wonder you get so worked up over this dolt.

  26. Jenaon 14 Aug 2011 at 12:40 am

    Wow. A lot more people are turned on by toe-thumbs than I would have suspected.

    Also, several don’t seem to be on the bandwagon here… how did they actually get to this blog? I personally came here looking for rants and putdowns and this one on Megan Fox delivered!

  27. You Just Made My List!on 14 Aug 2011 at 8:14 am

    Jena – I am great.

  28. MCon 15 Jun 2012 at 11:37 am

    I personally love her thumb-toes. Wouldn’t say they’re a TURN-ON, but I just love unique little parts of people like that!

  29. Is it really that bad?on 09 Jan 2013 at 6:57 pm

    I have those thumbs.

  30. Staceyon 25 Feb 2013 at 9:22 pm

    Oh gross! Toe-thumbs are so nasty! And guys who get with girls who have thumbs like that are sick! I know of a chick who has toe-thumbs and unfortunately she isn’t pretty like Megan Fox is. This chick looks like a bloated frog! And because she is confident(at least fakes being confident) she gets tons of guys but she is so nasty! Not just because of her gross thumbs!