Aug 18 2008

Man tits! Beautiful, sexy man tits!

Published by at 12:25 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

I was all set to write about a different crime against nature, American Chopper, but that will have to wait until tomorrow thanks to this guy’s beautiful tits! I was browsing YouTube for some shitty American Chopper footage (turns out only shitty clips exist of those idiots) when I happened upon a thumbnail of what looks like a woman ruining her nipples with a stupid piercing. I had to watch for two reasons 1) it’s a tit and 2) I was curious if they could actually show tits on YouTube. Was this some sort of loophole because it was instructional?

The clip starts with some jerk-ass pacing around and looking greasy. Who is this guy? Maybe he’s the boyfriend or pimp of the girl whose nipple is soon to be pierced. Wait, what? MY EYES! Why is HIS tit out? Why is he twisting and tweaking HIS OWN nipple? What the fuck is happening and where is the god damn girl?

I have to say though, from the right angle this dirt bag has a great rack!

While I’m on the subject, can everyone please stop piercing their nipples? Ladies, why would you want to ruin the best part of the breast? Guys, it’s just creepy and gross and creepy and disgusting and creepy and gross and wrong and creepy and douchey.

I needed to get that off my chest. Tomorrow I will discuss the Teutuls and their man tits.

Try to watch this without barfing.

    11 comments so far

    11 comments to “Man tits! Beautiful, sexy man tits!”

    1. D.on 18 Aug 2008 at 3:21 pm

      Thanks for trying to stop the horrible tit mutiliation phenomenon! I, for one, do not EVER want one of these things, but the farther I get into my mid-20s the more I keep hearing from friends how much more FUN these things make playing with your rack! Yeah, I guess, is the only thing I can retort, because most of the guys I know like them too. (Bitey mfrs) But, alas, I hate them for the same reason you do, and the pain factor. Besides, I’ve known a couple to go bad too, and I don’t want to even chance ruining a nice rack with an unneccessary improvement.
      If it ain’t broke, don’t f*ck with it!

    2. You Just Made My List!on 18 Aug 2008 at 3:31 pm

      “D” makes an good point, don’t fuck with perfection. It does not get any better than the female breast/nipple so stop trying to “improve” it. Guess what, shoving some ridiculous piece of metal through your once perfectly awesome nipple makes it look stupid.

      Ladies, be like “D” and leave your nipples alone!

    3. You Just Made My List!on 18 Aug 2008 at 3:36 pm

      …and another thing, can pierced people please stop trying to convince everyone that having your body parts pierced makes everything feel better? You will never convince me that jamming a nail through my wiener will somehow make sex feel better. Stop being silly and go pee in 4 directions.

    4. guilty noodleson 18 Aug 2008 at 5:00 pm

      Holy crappers! You’re right, that is a damn good tit. I was just bitching about my nonexistent boobs and now, it has shamed me even more to know a man has better breasts than I do… too bad about the piercing. Never liked it.

    5. tnton 24 Aug 2008 at 3:44 pm

      let me say, that this is the best site ever!

      ok now that the asskissing is out of the way, did you notice how the piercer was trying his best to minimize how much he touched the tit!? omg awesomeness.

    6. You Just Made My List!on 24 Aug 2008 at 7:03 pm

      tnt, thanks. I am always up for a good ass kissing. Can you blame the piercer? Imagine being in the same room with that creepy man tit for more than 3 seconds. He almost looks like he’s reevaluating his career path, possibly even his entire life.

    7. Fartfaceon 14 Sep 2008 at 5:14 pm

      I completely agree. He has a beautiful rack, and piercing, especially when you compare it to this one:

    8. Fartfaceon 14 Sep 2008 at 5:15 pm

      Sorry, HTML disabled. Go here!

      http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/352879/

    9. You Just Made My List!on 14 Sep 2008 at 5:30 pm

      I can’t stop crying

    10. ickyon 04 Jan 2011 at 1:35 pm

      moobs….lol

    11. LG Chickon 18 Mar 2011 at 6:04 pm

      Hi again, Listy!
      In my spare time, I’ve been reading backblogs, and have discovered something very significant, indeed. I no longer have to do as many sit ups! “Why, LG, how does this relate to my blog?” you might ask. I’ll tell you. You, and your comments, are so fucking funny, that I end up belly laughing so much that I discovered I could contract my stomach muscles and get a workout at the same time! Is this genius, or what? Ok, the reason I am back on this particular entry is I want to know, seriously, if once a nipple is pierced, does it stay erect forever? Every time I have seen a pierced nipple, it is erect. This may make me not be able to sleep tonight. What do you think?