Sep 25 2009

Mackenzie Phillips!

Published by at 3:19 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

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If I have to hear one more thing about these two drug-filled, incestuous, creepy turds fucking each other, I’m going to punch YOU in the face. I might even punch myself in the face. When I first learned that Mackenzie Phillips and her dad had consensual sex for 10 years, including the night before her wedding, I shit my pants, put on a new pair of pants and shit those pants. Isn’t it bad luck to fuck your dad the night before your wedding? I thought I read that in Brides Magazine. I don’t want to hear another word about it, I’m trying to eat here!

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16 comments to “Mackenzie Phillips!”

  1. rachelon 25 Sep 2009 at 6:03 am

    it is so unbelievably heinous that i can’t wrap my head around it, and don’t want to. absolutley nothing funny can even be said about it.

    that crazy-ass is on OPRAH today. don’t watch.

  2. Saraon 25 Sep 2009 at 7:22 am

    I know, I mean Chynna and Wendy were so much hotter.

  3. Joeon 25 Sep 2009 at 7:45 am

    thats some fucked up shit

  4. Lynnon 25 Sep 2009 at 7:57 am

    you two are really judgemental, what short bus did you get off of? One day hopefully not in a million of somedays you’ll come to realize that “YOU” are also a screwed up individual….there is always something wrong with the individual who makes comments so tasteless as to say,…..
    “If I have to hear one more thing about these two drug-filled, incestuous, creepy turds fucking each other, I’m going to punch YOU in the face. I might even punch myself in the face. When I first learned that Mackenzie Phillips and her dad had been having consensual sex for 10 years, including the night before her wedding, I shit my pants, put on a new pair of pants and shit those pants. Isn’t it bad luck to fuck your dad the night before your wedding? I thought I read that in Brides Magazine. I don’t want to hear another word about it, I’m trying to eat here!”
    Why be so insensative? It is because of people like “YOU” who don’t want to hear the obsenities speak obsensively and deny a persons truth for self healing……and because of people like “YOU” that girls, teenagers, and adults hide the unthinkable a mother, father, uncle, brother, sister, grandparent……etc could do to a child. No one wants to hear it, no one wants to say it, no one wants to admit it, because it’s unthinkable…and amoral….but it happens…and because of people like “YOU” whom make these mean morbid comments about someone you don’t even know…..feel more guilty or dirty about what they’ve gone thru in their life. Some victims never recover….others are still hiding the truth because of the potential of loving the individual whom abused them….and possibly the VICTIM in all of this had to wait for the VICTIMIZER to be in the grave to have the courage to speak up for others….besides themself!

    Get off of your angelic high horse and keep your verbal abuse to yourself……!!!!!

  5. Joeon 25 Sep 2009 at 8:42 am

    i bet you fuck your family too. you’re gross as hell.

    in other news, a kentucky census worker was found hanging from a tree with “FED” carved into his chest and, I shit you not, “Authorities are trying to determine whether foul play was involved”

  6. Saraon 25 Sep 2009 at 9:05 am

    Lynn needs to go on Oprah and let it all out.

    Its one thing to let our your demons…but on Oprah? to sell a book? I cant wait to stand in line at the grocery store and see this on EVERY magazine cover next week, what will John and Kate do for money and attention now?

  7. You Just Made My List!on 25 Sep 2009 at 9:16 am

    Lynn – “Angelic high horse?” What makes YOU think I could afford a horse in this economy? Did YOU read my post yesterday, I’m trying to sell my home and I simply do not need the headache that comes with horse ownership. Lynn, I just don’t need it right now.

    It’s people like YOU who assume people like ME can just go around buying horses like it’s no big deal! It’s people like YOU who buy horses thinking it will we “fun” and “easy” only to discover it takes a lot of work and money to care for a horse. It’s people like YOU who end up selling your horse to the glue factory or some crappy petting zoo once you realize how much of your free time you have to devote to that damn horse. And YOU have the nerve to call ME a “screwed up individual?” I may be screwed up but at least I’m not buying every horse I see and not caring for it. How can YOU do that to such a majestic creature Lynn? Do YOU not think that a horse has feelings? Does a horse not feel pain?

    Listen Lynn, owning a horse is a big responsibility and I don’t think YOU should take it so lightly.

  8. Mr. Kickerson 25 Sep 2009 at 9:32 am

    How did Lynn stumble onto this website and not understand it is satire? I think people who cannot find the humor in life’s rich pageant should make this list.

  9. Yours Trulyon 25 Sep 2009 at 4:08 pm

    @ Lynn: What The Fuck I’m Not Reading All That.

    @ anybody else: summarize what Lynn wrote in one word.

  10. Christineon 25 Sep 2009 at 7:07 pm

    I’m not really sure what an “angelic high horse would be.” Would it be Pegasus? Listy, are you Pegasus?

    Also, yeah this whole thing is just ick. That it happened; that it’s being used to promote a book, that Oprah is acting “Concerned!” when she’s miling this for ratings, etc. And is it just me or did MacKenzie seem pretty high during the interview?

  11. Amandaon 25 Sep 2009 at 8:44 pm

    Christine, I thought she meant a unicorn at first but a pegasus makes a lot more sense.

    And I don’t think “HE” is actually a pegasus. I think “HE” might own a pegasus, which he rides around on while being cranky and judgmental and stuff. Or maybe “HE” rents one, I’m not too sure.

  12. Paul in Saint Paulon 27 Sep 2009 at 1:47 pm

    A comeback is a comeback:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/09/27/weekinreview/27stanley.html

  13. Munchieson 27 Sep 2009 at 7:06 pm

    I think healing is probably done best out of the public eye. If it truly happened, I feel sorry for her – but still didn’t need to know.

    @ Yours Truly: irrelevent

  14. Jeffon 28 Sep 2009 at 9:03 pm

    heh – one of your better posts

  15. ferdinandon 14 Nov 2011 at 3:53 pm

    I want to think that the case of Mack was and affair, that is, consensual.
    Just look at the pic above, they are on a mat suggestively!!
    And not to mention, this is nothing as compared with other pics.
    Undoubtedly there was an immense confidence and complicity.
    At that time the incestuous relationship must have been taking place.I can´t imaging Mack dripping the rest of sperm her father poured into her vagina the nigth before. She looked very happy, specially happy beside her father, as seducing him, Few are those ( father and daughter ) who can enjoy the sex in every sense of the word.
    Gifted from the above ?
    Well it has been said all about this, I hope Mack had enjoyed that relationship……

  16. You Just Made My List!on 14 Nov 2011 at 3:57 pm

    I have to go throw up.