Oct 06 2009

Commercials featuring young hipsters doing crazy, organized things!

Published by at 3:00 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

smirnoff ice gas station commercial

Hold on a second, I’m getting a text… What’s that? Meet at Monica’s pool? Bring Smirnoff Ice, turntables, foam cushions and an ironic hat? What are my crazy friends up to now?!?

You know why none of these wacky commercials featuring hipsters organizing and pulling off crazy magical stunts make any sense? Because douchebag hipsters lack the ability to get off their dirty asses to do anything, unless it involves 10 speed bikes and/or skinny jeans. If real hipsters were to attempt to fill a pool with foam and jump into it, I can guarantee the local emergency room would be filled with ironic mustaches and body odor that night.

Much like the world’s most ridiculous appropriation of “youth culture” for advertising purposes, these commercials ask you to believe the world is filled with twenty-somethings dressed in thrift store clothes who spend their days doing awesome secret stuff. The kind of stuff that you remember the rest of your life, like eating fake mayonnaise on a roof! Sounds KILLER dude!

Hey, let’s steal some cushions, ruin a pool and share our lice!

Hey, let’s steal lifesaving fire extinguishers and vandalize a gas station!

Hey, let’s wreck a highway and then put our smelly heads close together while driving on it, as if leaning over helps you hear better, you dicks!

Hey, let’s break into a cemetery and wreck it with our body odor!

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12 comments so far

12 comments to “Commercials featuring young hipsters doing crazy, organized things!”

  1. Joeon 06 Oct 2009 at 7:45 am

    way to whip through the last 9 months.

  2. icecycle66on 06 Oct 2009 at 8:20 am

    Cobra Commander is running NASA (sorry for stealing)

    http://www.scientificamerican.com/article.cfm?id=nasas-mission-to-bomb-the-moon-2009-06

    http://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/LCROSS/main/index.html

  3. Peteon 06 Oct 2009 at 8:47 am

    I cannot CANNOT stand skinny pants. I work part time at a concert venue at night, and the only thing worse than baggie pants is skinny pants, which hug these anorexic kids and reveal just as much underwear as the baggie pants.

    It’s like, oh thanks, what a treat for me–I get to see what kind of briefs / boxers you’re wearing. I’m so lucky, I was afraid I wouldn’t be privy to such information.

    I frickin’ HATE it

  4. You Just Made My List!on 06 Oct 2009 at 9:43 am

    Joe & Icecycle – Am I high because you are both confusing my tiny brain.

    Pete – Just like Chaka Khan, I feel for you.

  5. Jayon 06 Oct 2009 at 11:43 am

    All commercials are annoying, thank goodness for the mute button and torrents.

  6. rxon 06 Oct 2009 at 2:16 pm

    those are all annoying, but there are no hipsters in them. what are you talking about?

  7. You Just Made My List!on 06 Oct 2009 at 2:28 pm

    RX – Huh? It’s all hipsters. Not teen hipsters, but tweanty-something hipsters.

  8. Jeffon 06 Oct 2009 at 8:42 pm

    Good find – these are hideous.

    I think the ads become unbelievable as soon as they open the giant bag of ice. There’s never anywhere near enough ice at parties.

  9. whiskeyjackon 07 Oct 2009 at 11:02 pm

    The best is the one when they have a party in the sewer. What’s a party without having your chic checkered converse shoes filled with the waste of an entire city right?

  10. mlon 13 Oct 2009 at 12:37 pm

    The last commercial – If it was so hot, as guy says, how about start fixing that problem with taking off your LONG SLEEVED hoodies?

  11. You Just Made My List!on 13 Oct 2009 at 12:42 pm

    ml – Nice point, that’s funny.

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