Oct 08 2009

Do-rags!

Published by at 3:33 am under I Don't Get It,Jerks,Why?!?

do-rag

Come on, joke’s over everyone.

How is it possible that I still see people walking around with pantyhose on their heads? Is this fashion nightmare here to stay? Is it as ingrained into popular culture as the baseball hat or Tasmanian Devil tattoos? Why am I the last awesome person left on this godforsaken planet?!?

I especially like white guys who wear do-rags. Nothing says “I got fired from Outback Steakhouse for masturbating on my lunch break in the janitor’s closet” like a white guy in a do-rag. And don’t think you Larry The Cable Guy lovin’, Keysotne Light drinkin’, Nickelback listenin’, Harley ridin’ sum bitches are gonna sneak by unnoticed. The white trash do-rags come pre-tied! How hard is it tie a panty on your head? At least ghetto dudes take the time to tie their own do-rags, but you American Chopper fans are apparently too busy searching for that Slim Jim that rolled under the couch to be bothered.

In summation, you look like an asshole with that thing on your head. Unless you are a pirate or you have cancer. Cancer patients are allowed to rag it up.

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8 comments so far

8 comments to “Do-rags!”

  1. Saraon 08 Oct 2009 at 7:29 am

    second Raising Arizona reference. nice
    When I was in Arizona I went to that shithole restaurant Planet Hollywood just to see the chard copy of Dr. Spock’s Baby Book.
    “Here’s the instructions”

  2. Peteon 08 Oct 2009 at 7:41 am

    Holy Christ, look at that ad. “For L’il brotha.” And they TRADEMARKED that quote. Yeah, lil brotha from another motha, and whose fatha’s whereabouts are unknown–if it ain’t the county jail.

  3. Saraon 08 Oct 2009 at 8:57 am

    ha ha I didnt even see the “TM”
    Brotha’ gotta protect the brand yo

  4. SanFranon 08 Oct 2009 at 10:01 am

    I’d use one to wipe my ass… this much I know. (insert obvious renaming joke here)…

    I can’t hardly stand having a fucking hat of any kind on my head, let alone something like this. That, and my doo is just fine being all disheveled and fucking fucked up all the time. This homey don’t own no comb.

  5. Jacobon 09 Oct 2009 at 1:36 pm

    Hey man I wear do rags all the time. They’re fucking awesome, it’s just because everyone who isn’t awesome enough to wear them is jealous and wants to wear them but they can’t because they fear the awesomeness… of the DOOOO!!

  6. SanFranon 12 Oct 2009 at 11:46 am

    Jacob, I’d wipe my ass with you, too!

  7. jasonon 27 Oct 2009 at 11:21 am

    its a black thing – and you never question blacks’ fashion statements, because in the warped reality of today, you will be held accountable for slavery.

  8. Anonon 03 Dec 2009 at 12:54 am

    Wtf? It’s not a black thing at all. It’s in all cultures and has been among white people for just as long, potentially longer. Pirates swashbuckling with them on their heads carrying SLAVES, anyone? Biker gangs in Arizona, ramming pipes stuffed with barbed-wire up black dude’s asses, anyone? Black folks wear the panty hose, white men wear bandanas.

    Wipe your ass with that.