Aug 20 2008

Adults who scare kids with those stupid internet videos!

Published by at 3:00 am under Jerks,Why?!?

See the look on these kid’s faces? If you are a parent it should be your goal to prevent that look from ever appearing on your child’s face rather than giggling like a dumb ass waiting for it to happen.

I’m sure you have seen clips like these on youtube where some jerk, usually a parent, almost pisses their pants with excitement while waiting for some internet gag to scare the living shit out of some moon-faced kid who just wants to play a stupid maze game. What sadistic weirdness exists in the “brain” of a parent who gets pleasure from terrifying their child? I’m not talking about a simple BOO, these kids usually end up in tears. I want to see the follow up clips in a few years where the teen versions of these kids beat the shit out of their parents screaming “who’s in the maze now motherfucker?”

Mark this date dad, Feb 8th, 2006, it’s date your son started to fantasize about killing you in your sleep.

This guy can’t contain his excitement. You can see the exact moment this kid stopped loving his dad, right around the 00:17 mark.

Hey mom, how about spending a little more time cleaning the house and a little less time turning your kids into serial killers.

Corey really is a lucky kid, isn’t he? I realize this kid is old enough to laugh it off but I can’t believe how long his stupid mom waited for the scare. It looks like she was filming this kid for an hour before she got her chance to cackle her denim mom shorts off.

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11 comments so far

11 comments to “Adults who scare kids with those stupid internet videos!”

  1. guilty noodleson 20 Aug 2008 at 9:57 am

    That was absolutely horrifying!

    Thanks for making feel like I’m a better mom than I am since I don’t subject my kids to that experience.

  2. Mr. Kickers Sr.on 20 Aug 2008 at 10:48 pm

    WTF?!? Please sign my petition for a mandatory sterilization program for all prospective parents in the United States. You are sterilized at birth. If you want a kid, you have to apply and be made fertile.

    How is that shit funny on any level? There is enough real world crap kids have to deal with that scars them just fine…like the shitty parenting demonsrtated in the video. Family services should be notified and these incompetent asshole parents should have their eyes gouged out with a spork. “Oh look, little Jenny looks so precious when she gets the night terrors!” Put that on Youtube.

    You should label this post “Parents who scare intelligent adults by posting videos of themselves scaring their children with stupid internet videos” I’m sure in the aftermath of all of this needless trauma, my tax dollars will go towards “fixing” these children in some way: social programs, special needs school programs, prisons, drug rehab programs, on and on and on…

    Why does America hate itself?

  3. You Just Made My List!on 21 Aug 2008 at 1:46 pm

    Seriously, is there anything more twisted than scaring your kid into tears and then just sitting there filming it like a giant tub of shit?

  4. juliaon 28 Aug 2008 at 12:11 pm

    It’s the set up that angers me the most… the “it’s a contest honey!” “Are you sure?” “Yeah, look closer.” I fucking hate people.

  5. Brintyon 31 Aug 2008 at 2:05 pm

    This is some seriously sick shit. I could only watch the first video, I can’t imagine anyone doing this to a child, let alone their own flesh and blood!

    I agree with Mr. Kickers Sr. Sterile until proven parent-worthy.

  6. You Just Made My List!on 01 Sep 2008 at 8:03 pm

    I obviously agree with you Brinty. How could a mom or dad get so much pleasure from terrifying their kid? There are some SERIOUSLY stupid people out there and they always seem to have the easiest time having kids.

  7. Solomon808on 07 Oct 2008 at 4:31 pm

    Life lesson #1. Don’t trust anybody.

  8. Saraon 17 Oct 2008 at 11:04 am

    god what awful parents.the first clip was heartbreaking.

    BTW,’Hey mom, how about spending a little more time cleaning the house ‘- sexist much? douche!

  9. You Just Made My List!on 17 Oct 2008 at 11:24 am

    Sara – I’m obviously referring to the specific mother in the clip who apparently has enough time on her hands to scare her kids but not enough to clean up that mess of a house. I’m not saying women have to do the cleaning. Dumb ass 🙂

  10. Rayon 11 Jan 2009 at 3:33 pm

    FAIL. People like this should not be allowed to have kids.

  11. Jenon 21 Feb 2009 at 1:33 am

    I’ve noticed that, too, YJMML guy, about stupid people having the easiest time producing children. I see it just about everywhere I go. Conversely, I hear stories about other people who seem nice and wouldn’t scare their kids like those parents do, but they can’t have kids. I don’t think it’s a coincidence, I think it’s a cosmic way to create lessons for people. Or something. I’m suspicious…