Nov 05 2009
Storm chasers!
This is going to be short for exactly two reasons.
1. I’m still sick.
2. It’s pretty obvious why storm chasers are annoying dorks.
3. I have not showered since Saturday morning.
4. Actually, I have been wearing the same clothes since Saturday morning. Yeah that’s right, I’ve been sleeping in my clothes. I’m just that sick. In fact, I have not been nude since Saturday morning. That seems like a long time but I wonder how long Eskimos go without being nude. Months? Years?
5. I have to admit, there is something really pleasurable about not shaving, showering or changing your clothes for several days in a row. I’m like an amateur homeless person.
6. Hey did you hear there was just a charity event where the winning bidders got to box various Kardashians? I guess Rob Kardashian got knocked out with one punch and Kim got a black eye. That sounds fun.
7. Did you see Creed on The Tonight Show last night? Holy shit.
8. Thanks to Paul in Saint Paul, I learned today that Cheaters is FAKE! While it’s true I hate that show, I am still mad about it. I’m mad at myself for thinking it was real. If I ever find out that any tiny part of People’s Court is fake I will go on a killing spree.
does that mean Joey Greco wasn’t realy stabbed? Damnit! Can we have a charity event where someone bids to stab him for real…not to bad, just enough for the knife to stand on its own. I need validation
Sara – That is a great idea. I bet for the right money Greco would do it too.
I also always wear the same clothes for days when i’m sick. why infect your other good disease-free clothes?
So he was never stabbed? Bummer…
Listy– you are becoming delusional in your sickness. there is no one more “Honorable” than Judge Marilyn Milian, so don’t even think it.
PS i tivo both episodes every day. ..i’m going to go take my metamucil and replace the tennis balls on my walker….
Rachel, will you marry me?
do you think we could get Judge Milian to preside??
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