Nov 13 2009

Oprah fucking Winfrey!

Published by at 2:39 am under Jerks,Sucky TV

oprah chimp victim

I have wanted to write about Oprah for a long time but never had the energy. I felt like I needed to present some intelligent argument with facts and figures, but after I saw the the interview Oprah did with the woman (Charla Nash) who had her face torn off by a chimp, I realized she does not deserve my time. Oprah is no better than a common freak show carnival barker and she disgusts me.

There is ABSOLUTELY no reason a woman who was injured by an animal to be front page news and there is ABSOLUTELY no reason for Oprah to interview said person. Unless their fucking face was ripped off by a monkey and they are horribly deformed, right Oprah? If a woman was kicked in the back by a horse and lost the use of her legs but looked just as pretty as ever, would high and mighty Oprah fight to be the first to interview them? Of course not. What Oprah did with this woman was nothing more than exploitation and it was disgusting. What can be learned from this interview? Nothing. She just wanted to be the first to reveal that horribly disfigured face for ratings.

What really pisses me off is that she is no better than Maury Povich and his parade of horribleness yet she is looked upon as the second coming. In fact, people are more devoted and obedient to her than they are to Jesus.

Oprah’s exploitation of this poor woman is no different than some carnival barker showing off the Elephant Man to crowds of horrified people. She can speak in all the hushed tones she wants but there is no difference.

Fuck Oprah and fuck her obnoxious disciples.

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21 comments to “Oprah fucking Winfrey!”

  1. Peteon 13 Nov 2009 at 8:30 am

    Spot on. I’ve always detested Oprah and the lonely housewives who blindly accept her like some prophetess of truth. I loved it when Jonathan Franz said he didn’t want Oprah’s sticker-of-approval on his novel “The Corrections” about ten years back.

  2. Paul in Saint Paulon 13 Nov 2009 at 9:05 am

    In stark contrast to The People’s Court.

    Speaking of which, how are you celebrating?

    http://www.realitytvworld.com/news/judge-wapner-returns-the-people-court-bench-for-90th-birthday-9884.php

  3. You Just Made My List!on 13 Nov 2009 at 9:38 am

    Paul – I know! I thought Wapner died a few years ago but luckily I was wrong.

    I’m guessing you are kidding, but there is no way to compare Peoples Court to Oprah’s freak show. As a person who sees almost every episode of People’s Court, I can tell you they are not there to exploit people. Most cases are basic fender benders or homeowner vs. contractor.

    They way Oprah exploited that woman made me sick. I thought it was incredibly offensive.

  4. SanFranon 13 Nov 2009 at 10:46 am

    Oprah Viewers Patiently Awaiting Instructions:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/oprah_viewers_patiently_awaiting

  5. You Just Made My List!on 13 Nov 2009 at 11:11 am

    SanFran – Welcome back from Hawaii (you suck).

  6. rachelon 13 Nov 2009 at 12:29 pm

    Judges Milian and Wapner on the Bonnie Hunt Show yesterday, Listy! is was GREAT!

  7. You Just Made My List!on 13 Nov 2009 at 12:55 pm

    Rachel – I have never seen a single episode of Bonnie Hunt but yesterday I totally randomly caught that segment! Milian is a MILF out of that robe!

  8. hodanon 13 Nov 2009 at 12:59 pm

    fuck Oprah! she ain’t never been to the hood!

    yeah i’ve got nothing. bitch is obese-ly rich.

  9. SanFranon 13 Nov 2009 at 1:10 pm

    Listy: Thanks! Sucking has never felt so good… well, except for that one time under the bleachers.

    I’m only here to offer my witty and droll commentary for about a week though, and then it’s off to a place that sucks even more than Hawaii, feel free to go about your business though.

  10. Jayon 14 Nov 2009 at 11:16 am

    I can’t decide if I dislike Oprah or her pal, Gayle more. They both make me ill.

    I caught part of a Judge Wapner episode yesterday, it was kind of hard to watch because it seemed like he was just barely following along with the details of the case. Still good to see him with gavel in hand though.

  11. Baboonon 14 Nov 2009 at 10:55 pm

    what disturbed me most about this segment is the end where Oprah goes and shakes her hand… “oh! that little finger!” ._.

  12. rosiehawthorneon 16 Nov 2009 at 7:02 pm

    The worst part of this for me was Oprah trying to jog the poor woman’s memory. Her brain had blocked the horrific details of the attack from her, thankfully, and Oprah was trying to get her to relive it. Unbelievable.

    I also didn’t need to see Oprah dabbing at Charla’s face.

    Nothing but MeMeMeOprah grandstanding and sensationalizing a situation all for her blessed ratings.

    Oh yeah. I watched it. And I feel dirty for doing so.

  13. You Just Made My List!on 16 Nov 2009 at 7:06 pm

    Rosie – Exactly. When Oprah speaks she only hears “ME ME ME ME ME ME” in her head. Occasionally “MONEY” slips in there too.

  14. Peteon 17 Nov 2009 at 8:30 am

    Oprah and the Doctor toast to each other’s wealth. Nice hair dye job, doctor.

  15. nopeon 19 Nov 2009 at 7:02 pm

    http://news.ninemsn.com.au/entertainment/973776/oprah-to-call-time-on-show

    your prayers have been answered my friend.

  16. You Just Made My List!on 19 Nov 2009 at 7:24 pm

    Nope – She clearly reads my blog and took my criticism to heart. Good for her.

  17. ButteryPaton 19 Nov 2009 at 7:49 pm

    Tru dat, Listy. I’ve been sick of Oprah’s collective shit for some time. Probably since about the election, when the damn press cut to her, like, immediately after Obama won and she just starts babbling like a moron. All I’m thinking is “why the fuck are they talking to her right now? Why do people give a shit what her opinion is on this subject?” Not to mention her providing a platform for countless quacks to spout off bullshit medical advice.

    One thing, though: the People’s Court is all about exploitation. Don’t think they’re doing that show for altruistic reasons. They’re just hoping they can get two jackasses yelling at each other, and you’ll watch out of “trainwreck appeal”. People’s Court is the original reality TV, it works on the same principle.

  18. You Just Made My List!on 19 Nov 2009 at 8:16 pm

    ButteryPat – Not to get too serious about People’s Court, but I pretty much watch it every day and I can tell you that there is very little yelling and arguing. It’s actually very mundane stuff and I think that’s kind of why it’s fascinating to me.

  19. MAGGIEon 25 Nov 2009 at 10:12 pm

    What the hell was Oprah trying to do to that poor lady, she was using her as a freak show,Oprah was disgusting, and such a 6FAKE. I wont be watching or taping her show anymore after 20years I nows see the truth.My husband has seen this for years.

  20. Danielleon 05 Apr 2010 at 12:57 pm

    Let me just say thank you. Thank you for all your list because I agree with EVERYTHING you write. However, I thought I was the only person left on the planet who could see through Oprah and her attempts to “make the earth a better place.” She is insane and will exploit anyone and anything to make herself stay on top of that pedestal the world has put her on.

  21. Laurenon 17 Nov 2010 at 1:15 am

    OMG!! A man truly after my own heart!! Jesus that show is not only sick and exploitive it’s downright CREEPY like Jim Jones without the Kool-aid though I suspect that will happen any time now UGH!! And isn’t Milian a MILF with the robe on?