Nov 25 2009

Leave me alone, it’s Thanksgiving!

Published by at 3:57 am under Awesome!,Jerks

turkey thanksgiving tv dinner

I’m taking a couple days off to eat myself to death. When I return on Monday I plan on weighing an additional 15 lbs.

Happy Thanksgiving jerks!

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11 comments so far

11 comments to “Leave me alone, it’s Thanksgiving!”

  1. rachelon 25 Nov 2009 at 6:42 am

    happy thanksgiving, listy.

  2. calebon 25 Nov 2009 at 8:32 am

    i am thankful that i discovered this blog.

  3. Saraon 25 Nov 2009 at 8:44 am

    I’ve gotten my anual thanksgiving cold that keeps me from enjoying Dutch Filling (its mash potatos AND stuffing mixed together with gravy, thank you Amish!) and I can’t touch the babies.

    every damn year

  4. You Just Made My List!on 25 Nov 2009 at 8:46 am

    Thanks guys. Sara, sorry you can’t touch babies.

  5. Saraon 25 Nov 2009 at 9:16 am

    My baby is sick to, so we can hudle in the corner together. Make sure to sit in front of your favorite dish so you can hord and decide how much is alloted to the other poor soles, ENJOY

  6. Peteon 25 Nov 2009 at 10:25 am

    Eat it all, my king! Turn it all into poop!

    And say hello again to the corn when it comes out

  7. Ricardoon 25 Nov 2009 at 10:48 am

    I never write, but I laugh my ass off reading your blog. In the spirit of thanksgiving, thanks for lightening up my day, you JERK!

  8. You Just Made My List!on 25 Nov 2009 at 11:18 am

    Pete – You know how I feel about pooping, and don’t even get me started on corn!

    Ricardo – Thanks jerk!

  9. Tommyon 25 Nov 2009 at 1:47 pm

    Good luck fatty!

  10. Amandaon 25 Nov 2009 at 2:45 pm

    Happy Thanksgiving, Listy ๐Ÿ˜€

  11. jayon 26 Nov 2009 at 10:01 pm

    im happy as well for finding this blog.

    happy thanksgiving to all (well, its over by now…)

    mine was fine – now the terror starts. the evangelical christian faction of the family comes to dinner saturday evening. i will feel like total merde by 6pm that night, and may find myself cruising for hookers by midnight in a desperate attempt to ease the pain with diseased sex.