Dec 06 2009
Rollerblades!
Lame.
What could possibly go wrong? You’re jumping off a roof with wheels on your feet. I only pray that this sterilized him.
I masturbated to this.
What’s with these assholes and roofs? Best case scenario is two broken ankles. It’s as if someone has been videotaping my wet dreams.
I filled the bath with hot soapy water, lit the room with 25 candles, poured myself a glass of white Zinfandel and watched this on a continuous loop for 45 minutes.
Don’t want to push your buttons, Listy but I’ve seen most of these stunts attempted with skateboards as well. And I know how fond of skateboarding you are/were. Let’s face it there’s no shortage of skateboard idiots. Of course, I know a lot of perfectly normal skateboarders too, just sayin’.
Ken – The difference is that skateboarding is cool so when skateboards fall it’s the the pursuit of being awesome. Rollerbladers are just dorks, so watching them fall is simply the icing on the cake. If I wasn’t so lazy I might have actually written something like that when I wrote this post.
don’t forget my favorite to hate. The ones who strap on the roller blades then leash up their dog up like some rickshaw driving slave child.
Sara – There is no end to the douchebag lengths these asswads will go.
Thanks listman, you made my laugh this morning. I think you have your captions mixed up!
also, i hate fruit loopers
white Zinfandel, huh?